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"Crime & Passion" (2000)

Crime & Passion (2000) is a softcore, but one that dared to be a little different. This seems to have confused IMDB, as they list the title and have the CD cover, but all of the other information is about a totally different film. It stars Lauren Hays as the daughter of a very bad bad guy. She arranges to be kidnapped and taken to South America by two strippers (Nikki Fritz and LoriDawn Massuri). The two girls also wound the father and steal a large sum of money from him. Naturally, he sends every thug at his disposal to find them.

The plot is mainly explained in voice over, which is a turn-off, but it isn't much of a plot anyway. The sex scenes are numerous, both het and lesbian, and are hot. There is a lot of additional nudity, with flimsy excuses (such as an outdoor shower) for the women to pose for the camera. Where this is different from most of its genre is in the imagery. With beautiful sets and locations, good art direction, and creative photography, the film is visually stunning. For this reason, I give it high marks.

The three women named above are seen nude including pubes, and there is substantial nudity from at least two other women that I was unable to identify. I ended up with nearly 300 images from this film. Rather than produce a marathon set, I created 4 high res composite images, and selected the best/most representative frames of the 300 for a 4-up picture index series. This is the best way I could think of to show you the range of exposure without causing massive Internet congestion from downloading. If someone can identify the blonde, I will do an image or two of her and add it to the project. There are no thumbs for the 4 collages tonight. If you are a fan of the women, I am pretty sure you will enjoy the images.

  • Lauren Hays and Nikki Fritz
  • Lauren Hays
  • LoriDawn Messuri
  • Nikki Fritz
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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    I did Solomon and Gaenor. Very impressive film, but for a very small audience. You probably imagine (as I did) that a non-studio film in Welsh and Yiddish will look like it's shot with a K-Mart camera, but nothing could be farther from the truth. It is elegantly, stylishly, photographed, and captures the bleak mood of the town and the story brilliantly. Of course, only about 1% of you will have any interest in a five-hanky, Welsh-Yiddish film about a doomed love across mixed religions, but if you have an open mind about it, it is really excellent filmmaking.

    Elya tried to get me to see this when it played its one week in Austin, and she was completely offended when I read the description and laughed out loud. I mean, geez, the summary makes it sound like such an arty-farty sobfest, and I figured it would have washed-out colors and vomit-inducing hand-held camcorder shots, and there would be about twenty people in the audience, all wearing berets and black turtlenecks and smoking Turkish cigarettes and looking like Ethan Hawke. Oh, yeah, I was mister sarcastic smarty pants and asked if maybe we could instead find something in Farsi about female infanticide, hopefully without subtitles

    Then I probably dragged Elya to see something macho with plenty of car crashes and gunplay and fart jokes.

    But I was wrong, and now I wish I had seen S&G in the theaters.

    Although I still think it could use some fart jokes.

    • Nia Roberts (1, 2, 3, 4)

    I also did Manon of the Spring. It's about damned time they did a good transfer on one of these French classics! Only one brief nude scene, but it is Emmanuelle Beart, and she's naked as a jaybird.

    • Emmanuelle Beart (1, 2, 3)

    TomCat dropped the French babes and did that immortal cinema classic, Mackenna's Gold, the one in which all the desert-dwelling Indians always wear perfectly laundered and pressed clothing. Ah, Hollywood. I'm always ashamed to admit I thought this movie was dumb fun. Anyway, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.

    The Third Chapter of Volume C is updated.

    Graphic Response
  • A very nekkid Bo Derek, looking great in 1981's "Tarzan, the Ape Man"

  • Brainscan
    Monica Belluci is stirring up quite some interest with her latest movie; time to see her nekkid... again. (1, 2, 3)

    Nekkid again? That must mean Victoria Silvstedt, because she has posed in the buff for every mag except National Geographic and Guns & Ammo. Here she is wearing nothing but paint from the waist up.

    And while we are on mates of the play, here are a few post-bunnymag pics of Carrie Wescott. (1, 2, 3) Used to have the cutest little bod to go with that adorable face, but now? Which prompts a rant of sorts. Voted for Nicole Kidman in EWS as the nude scene of 1999. Why? 1) Because I knew who she was before EWS. Well before. And so did everyone else. Anyone but us B movie crazies ever heard to Shannon Elizabeth before her movie, whatever the title was? 2) Because this was as revealing a sequence as you and I will ever see of Nicole, whereas Shannon has posed nekkid before, and has (and will) appear nekkid since. The odds of seeing a lot more of her in the buff? Very high and very good; 3) Nicole gave us a great view of that world-class fanny of hers, whereas Shannon showed off a much better than average but nowhere near Jennifer Connelly hooters. You and I know that's why she won. The hooters. Nicole is small, Shannon is not. That's what we guys go for, even though the business end of the deal is much further south. That's why the girls want to pump up the hooters. So youse guys who done voted for Shannon, it's your fault that every actress a B cup of smaller has someone shove styrofoam or spraycrete under the skin of her chest. You oughta be ashamed. Of course that's only my opinion; I could be right.

    We end with the obligatory U. K ./page 3 babe, Ava Martinez. Doesn't sound English. Must be Welsh.

    Pam Grier

    Margaret Markov

    PAL gives Scoop and Tuna a hand on their quest to 'cap all of the Pamsploitation movies of the 70's. Here are scenes of both Pam and Margaret going topless from 1972's "Black Mama, White Mama".

    Gloria L. Henry Going topless in a sex scene from "Phantasm III".

    Amanda Ooms Vidcaps of the Swedish born actress baring her boobs and bum, as well as doing a love scene in 1999's "Recycled".

    and ...
    LoriDawn Messuri
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Fantastic images from the Skinemax movie "I'm Watching You", by Scanman.
    Here's the breakdown...

  • Breast Exposure: ALL!
  • HOT Masturbation scenes: Links #1,2,3,4
  • Lesbo action: #5
  • Straight Sex: Links #6 and #7

  • Natasha Gregson Wagner
    (1, 2)

    Great 'caps by DeVo from 1994's "Dead Beat". Mostly we see Natasha in a couple of different bikinis. However, #2 also has some brief breast exposure.

    Anna Nicole Smith
    (1, 2, 3)

    Ok, so maybe Natasha has small boobs and didn't show much....but Anna Nicole MORE than makes up for it in these 'caps from the straight-to video action masterpiece...."Skyscraper"

    Dolly Parton Dolly just turned 55 about 3 weeks ago and seems to be staying in pretty good shape. Here is a collage by DAI highlighting her appearance on Conan a few nights ago. I missed that episode, so I don't know if he asked the question that everyone is dying to know the answer to...."Will there be a sequel to Rhinestone?" Come on...who doesn't love the song "Drinkin'stein"!?

    Helen Shaver and Patricia Charbonneau Beautiful vidcaps by of a lesbian love scene from 1985's "Desert Hearts". Great job by Dann.

    Gretchen Mol Looking gorgeous in this semi-see through scan by Mag Wolf.

    Claudia Michelsen A little bit of breast, plus very clear bare bum exposure from the German movie "Das Schicksal der Lilian H.", by UC99.

    Michelle Mega-cleavage by UC99 from the German singer. UC99 added that her dress much better than her music.

    Michelle von Flotow One of my least favorite Skinemax regulars doing one of her many non-erotic sex scenes from the soft core movie "Dark Passion".

    Ai Iijima
    (1, 2)

    In keeping with our Asian theme that seemed to be a hit over the past are 2 beautiful scans of the Japanese erotic actress turned author.

    I do believe that #2 by Kuni is the my choice for Pic of the Day.

    Gigi Edgley
    (1, 2, 3)
    ZonononZor strikes again! One of the masters of the celebrity tribute collage delivers 3 superb images of the "Farscape" babe. He used the scans by Aussie that we posted here a few days ago, and put them all together into a very nice packages. Great job!

    House of Love For fans of German are great topless images of one of the contestants. Vidcaps by Phuture Optic.

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  • Subject: Jeri Ryan in Friday's Fun House

    After years of viewing your page (since Unca Scoop first started) I finally have some information that could prove helpful!!

    Don't ask me how I know. It's too embarrassing to admit, let alone dwell on...

    The unknown vid-caps of Jeri Ryan are from a "Matlock" episode. Jeri played a vamp. She and her TV girlfriend were picking up rich, yuppie, dweebs on the beach. They would seduce them, take them back to the condo and, when things got heated enough, they would yell rape. In order to keep mommy and daddy from finding out, the young idiots would dip into their trustfunds, sell their cars, whatever, to pay off the girls.

    It was actually a pretty good episode (due largely to the bikini clad Jeri) and, I've gotta tell ya, she plays an excellent vamp!


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