(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6)

(#1, #2)

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I am not familiar with this movie, and I've never seen this scene capped before. New material on Bridget Fonda is always welcome.

Bridget Fonda (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8)

"Motel Blue", from Tuna

Scoop's note: all this commentary is written by Tuna. "I guess I should start with the good news. This is the third Sean Young film I have seen and worked on. In all three, she plays a very sexual woman. I now suspect this is type casting. In my opinion, she is not "pretty," has a fair body, and limited acting ability. It is comforting to think that she may be the poster child for the "I like it" woman.

The things I didn't like about this film were the acting, the story, the lighting, and above all, the DVD quality. As the images show, most VHS tapes have superior image quality. The story is about a new FBI agent assigned to do a background check on Sean for a security clearance. The agent is played by an actress I am not familiar with -- Soleil Moon Frye. She is lovely, and can act, so I will be looking for something suitable of her. Soleil discovers that Sean has an open marriage, pretty kinky fetishes, and eventually that she isn't even who she pretends to be, despite having had a Secret clearance for ten years. The story is extremely inaccurate about the way clearances are investigated and granted or denied.

They have Frye breaking and entering and putting Young under surveillance, then performing computer searches and investigating possible criminal activity, and going under cover at Young's place of employment. In real life, a CBC (Complete Background Check) involves verifying that the information submitted on the clearance application matches previous applications, verifying the accuracy of the residence and employment information, doing a police check, and interviewing co-workers, friends and neighbors, and the listed references. If their is a problem with the information, or the interviews show an exploitable personal trait, the clearance is denied. Also, an investigator never reveals anything they have learned to anyone else. This film had Frye leaking information faster than my 52 MG TD leaked rain. The film also had a DOD general pressuring the FBI to grant the clearance. The FBI only does the investigation in real life -- DISCO grants or denies the security clearance. DISCO is immune to pressure from the military. None of this information is difficult to obtain -- the writers just didn't do their homework."

Sean Young (#1, #2, #3, #4)

"Voyage en Douce", from Johnny Web, via Frenchpics

I played with french's images from yesterday and made some collages. I was able to get rid of the green tint which pervaded th emovie, but the problem was that once I got rid of it, there wasn't much left. Blue was lost almost completely, although I got the reds back fairly well. Mostly, they are just kind of flesh-colored, which still beats the shit out of green. In some cases, the clarity of the images is reasonably good, so overall they didn't come out too bad at all. It is my fault that Chaplin #5 came out looking like a Monet painting. I got carried away. Sorry. I hate Monet as much as the next person who is not a 13 year old girl, and I'll never do it again.

Geraldine Chaplin (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5) Dominique Sanda (#1, #2, #3)

by Stone Cold

"Scoop- I got nothing much funny to say about these sugars. The usual mofo'n suspects. They all from the new issue of Femme Fatales"

Amanda Donahue Li'l blair witch girl. She-it, have I ever done a non-nude before? People like her, and she got some volcanic activity, and she the only white person in the world who look good in a hat since Sinatra died. Nikki Fritz Kelli Kole Lorissa McComas Mary Millington. Story say she went from the golden age of bad English horror films to the golden age of bad English porno films, then dead in two years. Julie Mofo'n Strain again. She must own part of this magazine Vanessa or Vanesa or Venesa Talor or Taylor. She own the rest that Strain don't own. Victoria Vega and some other sugars that got hit with a bad case of the uglies. These women so ugly Don King wouldn't fuck 'em. Larry King might. Not sure about Rodney.