Friday


TV Round-Up

Marine Delterme in Le juge est une femme (s10e3) in 1080p



Johnny Moronic's column features clips from the two-part premiere of The Straits,  a new Aussie crime series based in tropical far North Queensland. The Torres Strait is the name for the strip of water which separates northernmost Queensland (called Cape York Peninsula) from Papua New Guinea. That area is filled with islands and reefs, and is thus an ideal operating base for smugglers and pirates using small boats and local knowledge. I haven't watched it yet, but I gather that the show is kinda like Miami Vice meets the Sopranos, only with more babies being stolen by dingos. (OK, there are probably no dingos up in that part of OZ, but you get the idea.)



Deep Blue Sea

2011

Unbearably slow, humorless, and tedious British period drama based on a Terrence Ratigan play, with a syrupy musical score. It does feature a brief, dark, arty-farty peek at the charms of Rachel Weisz.


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.










 

No Way Out

(1987)

  Sean Young 1080p film clips 













The Human Touch

(2004)

Re-do in 720p HD:

Jacqueline McKenzie film clip



Angela Noack film clip


Pow Ling Yeow film clip




The Straits

Episodes 1 and 2

Emma Lung film clip













CLIPS

Riana Ballo in The Sleeper, 2012


Jaquelyn Xavier in Weekend At The Cabin, 2011

Svetlana Smirnova in Innocent Saturday, 2011


Anita Blond in 99 Francs, 2007 in 1440x614

Vahina Giocante in 99 Francs, 2007 in 1440x614

Elisa Tovati in 99 Francs, 2007 in 1440x614

Aïtana Novau in Sa majeste Minor, 2007 in 1440x616

Melanie Bernier in Sa majeste Minor, 2007 in 1440x616

Emilie Lenglez in On va s aimer, 2006 in 1440x810

Alexandra Lamy in On va s aimer, 2006 in 1440x810

Alexandra Lamy again, this time in Vive la vie, 2005 in 1440x810

Armelle Deutsch in Vive la vie, 2005 in 1440x810

Uma Thurman in Vatel, 2000



Jane Horrocks in Life Is Sweet, 1990



Agnes Soral in Tchao Pantin, 1983 in 1316x810

Diane Keaton in Looking For Mr Goodbar, 1977 in 1440x810. There are problems with this French TV clip: (1) these's no audio stream; (2) the big-ass subtitles sometimes obscure the naughty bits. Nonetheless, it represents the first time we've seen this in an HDTV rip.


PICS/Collages

Z-movie legend Tawny Kitaen (age 50+) twitted a picture of her chest!



Isabella Ferrari and others in Arrivederci amore, ciao



Pia Ampaw in an episode of The Red Mile



Karoline Barsch in an episode of The Red Mile