"A Little Sex"

A Little Sex (1982) is a romantic comedy starring Tim Matheson as a man who can't say no to a woman, and attracts most of them, and Kate Capshaw as the girl he lives with, and decides to marry. The question is, can he develop some willpower? Matheson's brother is used for exposition, as Matheson confides in him. He goes through a period where he resist every opportunity, but there seems to be nothing but attractive, willing women in his world. He convinces himself that not cheating is putting a strain on the marriage. Then he gets caught, and Capshaw leaves. Only then does he realize what he may have lost.

Capshaw shows buns running into another room, as her T-shirt rides up, and breasts after the wedding in bed. This scene is obscured by computer generated candles. Carolyn Perry shows full frontal as the neighbor who vacuums nude in front of an open window. Lisa Dunsheath is naked behind a curtain, so you see a silhouette, and then is in a bra and panties as Capshaw discovers them. IMDB readers have this at 4.0 of 10. There are no reviews listed. This is light entertainment, and gets kind of corny, but is full of attractive women, and Capshaw's character is lovable. C-.

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  • Carolyn Perry (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Kate Capshaw (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Lisa Dunsheath (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    "Blind Date"

    Blind Date (1984) deleted scenes -- As soon as I read last night's edition, I rushed to the special features on Skyhigh. The retrospective from Mastorakis is better than any of his films, both for entertainment value, and for nudity. He apologizes at the beginning for the fact that this special feature may be better than his low budget B films. He is refreshingly honest. For instance, he mentions that he is a person who never learns from his mistakes, and played a small role in Blind Date. He got so tired of his bad acting in the cutting room that he went back on location, and reshot the scene with a real actor. Marina Sirtis was not the actress he cast for the film, but was sent by her agency when the one he cast was too sick to work. He agreed to use her, but admitted that he had no inkling that she would amount to anything.

    The Kirstie Alley sex scene sizzles. As a matter of fact, it was cut because it was way too hot to get by the censors. Most of the footage is from "ungraded dailies," but is coherently edited, with a music score. I suspect that he has been enjoying this in his private collection for some time. It was a closed set shoot, and was obviously lit with blue and amber lights from different sides, making it nearly impossible to get realistic flesh colors from the caps, but it is much brighter, and probably less grainy, then the Alley footage from the actual film. I included a couple of new images of Sirtis, and one of Valeria Golino, who played a small part as a swimsuit model in her first film appearance at 17.

    While Mastorakis gets no respect at IMDB, like Sidaris, I find his work acceptable low budget B quality, and therefore somewhere between C- and D+. This retrospective, however, is at least a C+, and his choice of deleted scenes is a solid A.

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  • Kirstie Alley (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21)
  • Marina Sirtis (1, 2)
  • Valeria Golino

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Movies and TV:

    The Gas Pump Girls (1978) is not exactly a great movie, but there are some cool things about it:

    • It has copious female nudity which has never been captured before, to my knowledge, since the movie is not currently available on tape or DVD. One viewer sent me a homemade VHS tape that he created from a subscription cable broadcast.
    • There are fairly interesting stories behind the three women who got topless:
      • Rikki Marin was the wife of that famous professional stoner "Cheech"
      • Here's the IMDb bio on Kirsten Baker: "Throughout the late 1970s and early 1980s, she worked as an actress in feature films and television, as well as a print model for Cannon Pictures. This led to a modeling career which she pursued into the early 1990s. Circa 1993, Kirsten was no longer acting or modeling; she was employed at an art gallery on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles, CA."
      • Sandy Johnson, who supplied 95% of the nudity, was a former staplewoman at the Hefmag. (June, 1974) (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    • The flick has a bunch of nostalgia value for you older guys - supporting players include
      • Joe E. Ross - Toody from Car 54 "ooh ... ooh"
      • Wrestler/actor Mike Mazurki
      • former Bowery Boy Huntz Hall
      • Cousin Brucie -  the legendary New York DJ

    Here are some light manipulations for the caps of Kirstie Alley in Blind Date, for those of you blinded by that outrageous blue filter

    1. Here is the film footage transposed to natural light, or as close as I could get it.

    2. Here is the outtake footage transposed to natural light.


    Item three: does anyone know where I can get a copy of Two People (click here for far too many details)? I've never seen the film, but it was directed by Robert Wise (Sound of Music, West Side Story, Star Trek: the Motion Picture), and is said to feature the only meaningful nude scene from that famous bionic chick, Lindsay Wagner. She became The Bionic Woman two years later.



    • Hey Scoop, I just wanted to update you on the recent talks about FTV (Fashion TV). It is a paid satellite channel available through Globecast on a KU band satellite called T5 (Telestar 5) which is available here in the USA.  I have this service. It is possible the channel is still free on the C band frequency but who wants to install those big dishes.  It is totally uncensored.  The satellite company delays and rebroadcasts the station at Eastern Time as Paris is a few hours ahead. Midnight Hot is shown @ midnight.  FTV also has other specials like their own reality TV show called Model Flat which aired last year. You can catch something falling out @ almost any time of the day. My favorite is a special run called Flashback where they go back to earlier runway shows where you can find models like Gisele showing some skin- which she no longer agrees to do. There are few commercials. Oh, and totally uncensored "making of" those SI and Pirelli calendar shoots.  There is a site called, which of course is paid, that does an OK job of capturing the skin from FTV but it is a small dose of the real thing. The monthly membership just about equals the FTV monthly subscription price. Now if I could only capture some of the skin for you guys.  But my experience in that field is minimal.  It would be easier for me to hook up the service in each of your members homes. If you could advise me of a good program which makes it easy I would be more than happy to share some with the Funhouse members. It is too bad the few cable stations in the USA have to censor the channel. But that's reality here in the USA. - REMER.
      • Technical guys? What should Remer use to capture FTV images with a maximum of quality and a minimum requirement for technical know-how?


    Other crap


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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Courtney Love nude
    A few days ago in the Other Crap section we had a link to small pics of the Queen of Grunge posing nude for Q magazine. Well here they are much bigger. Toplessness, an upskirt, and pics of her asking to have her anus waxed. Yup, that girl is nothing but class.
    • Courtney Love (1, 2, 3, 4)

    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Mia Kirshner in "24". Plays a seductively dangerous character who will boff anyone and then give them up, all for the job. And the clothes that girl wore? My oh my, ain't she worth the risk.

    Twelve collages.

    One has her in a really really nice skirt. Really.

    Two through four are by firelight and #2 has small frames because they came from a split-screen, but in it Mia honestly and truly gives up the goodies as a breast slips out from behind her hair.

    Five and six show the side of one of Mia's breasts.

    Seven through twelve have her in a kick-ass top showing pokies and, then, in a scene requested almost six months ago, sooo close to a complete breast as she bends over at the waist. In fact, the left half of #11 gets into the nip-slip dept. Mia. What a gal!

    'Caps and comments by Hankster

    The old time machine took us to 1969 and one of my favorite oldies which was just released this week on DVD "The Ramrodder". This flick is full of nudity and great scenes, so over the next few days I will probably labor over this movie until you have seen it all.

    We kick it off today with Julia Blackburn in the tub and love scenes with the movies lead actor. Love those soap suds on the boobs.

    • Julia Blackburn (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Zen's latest batch of top runway models in see-thru tops (or less).

    Colleen McDermott Topless and frontal nudity in a love scene from the straight-to-cable flick, "Access Denied" (1997).

    Mary-Louise Parker Very nice breast exposure from "Let the Devil Wear Black" (1999).

    Judy Greer Very nice toplessness in scenes from "What Planet Are You From?" (2000).

    Anastasia Sakelaris Also from "What Planet Are You From?", but she's only mostly topless (wearing pasties).

    Anastasia Sakelaris
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Bonus nudity of Sakelaris by Señor Skin. Here she is topless in a love scene from "Alien Avengers II".

    Noot Seear A great nude scan by Blackshine.

    Melissa Joan Hart
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Showing off a J-Lo sized bum and some partial breast exposure in scenes from "Rent Control" (2002). Vidcaps by C2000.