One Fish, Two Fish
A change. Tuna is now our colleague on the page, and will be a regular daily contributor to the member's edition. Every day (or almost every day), the members' edition will feature additional material from Tuna, with nudity.

Tuna's contribution to this page today is one more non-nude from Poltergeist, Heather O'Rourke

Michele Hicks, without the Hot Licks. I don't know her.

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10)

Mr Frenchy, you are the man. Geraldine Chaplin and Dominique Sanda in "La Voyage en Douce".

Single frames. I'll make some collages from these tomorrow, but if you collect, you want every frame. There is nudity in almost every one, but if you skip right to the full-frontal nudity, try Chaplin #1 and Sanda #4

Chaplin (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19)

Sanda (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12)

Lovers (Kissing, no nudes) (#1, #2, #3, #4)

Yesterday was Emma, 21, from Essex.

(#1, #2, #3, #4)

Gold is Jenny Blythe.

Request is Debra Turpin (#1, #2)

+ Ever wonder what the Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls.

NOTE: there is a brief hiatus in FRODO's columns. He will return in about a week.

  • Filling in for Page Three Plus today is Senor Kabong, with Michelle Collins in Penthouse UK

    (#1, #2, #3, #4)

  • Cindy Crawford non-nudes in Feb 1993 Penthouse (#1, #2, #3)
  • Pornbabe Tammy Lane in Penthouse, Jan 1987 (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10)

  • Waltzing Matilda Somebody asked yesterday for Australian hostess Nikki Buckley in the down-under "People". I asked Aussie, our resident expert on all wallaby-and-dingo-related material, and he recommended instead these five versions of Miss Buckley.

    (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)

    Jimmy the Saint
    His Holiness has Cathy Underwood in The Vice, and Doreen Jacobi in another timeless screen romance, "Helicops"
  • Jacobi
  • Underwood. I don't know who she is, but I love any woman who can battle Simon Bar Sinister to a standstill.

  • Members Bonuses

    a "I'm Losing You", from Tuna

    Whatever you do, do not watch this movie. Do not buy this movie. If you rent it for the nudity, watch it in fast forward. It is bad beyond your worst imagining. It is bad beyond our poor mortal powers to comprehend the meaning of the word. It is so bad, Satan won't even make Pol Pot watch it in hell, because he's evil, but not that evil. I couldn't watch more than a minute or two at a time, and Tuna agreed completely. People die of cancer, people die of aids, people die in car crashes, people die of boredom in the audience. There is more going on in an average episode of "Search for Tomorrow" Elizabeth Perkins (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6) Rosanna Arquette (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6)

    "Deep Cover", from Tuna

    Tuna says "Deep Cover" is a pretty watchable dope/action/cop flick featuring Jeff Goldblum as the obligatory psycho baddie, and in a beautiful DVD transfer. And, what's more important, a look at Victoria Dillard!

    Victoria Dillard (nipples visible in two of the three) (#1, #2, #3) Yvette Hayden (pokies, near see-through) (#1, #2) Kamala Lopez (non-nude) Unknown Nude The Obligatory Anonymous Stripper (#1 #2 #3 #4)

    Stone Cold

    I read an interview with mister Woody Allen. I won't call the man a mofo, cuz he more of a daufo. So he say "killing celebrities is the instant path to fame. It will be the growth industry of the new millennium." Well, I got the solution. We deal with it the same way Holland deal with ganja - we decriminalize it and keep it from tying up the courts. Maybe mofo'n Regis even make it a game show. She-it, we got too many celebrities now. When we got too many deer, what do we do? We have a deer hunting season, and we eat some BBQ venison. Same thing with celebrities. I say let's thin out the herd. Now we don't need to ice them all, hear me? We don't kill all animals. Some protected because they valuable or endangered an shit, same with celebrities. So we don't kill Cynda Williams or Milla Jovovich or nobody like that, but maybe we could slay a few BeeGees or Don King, and nobody the worse for it. Speakin' of celebs, Scoopy, here a few more from the magazines, but these definitely the "b" group.

    Annelise Braakensiek. Don't know who she is, but Sleuth say her guns is her guns, and not from C Everett Koop, and they impressive. Sounds like she from one them mofo'm herring-eating countries, but Sleuth say she Australian, an never been near a mofo'n herring. Braakensiek Braakensiek Braakensiek former PlaySuga Debra Jo Fondren former PlaySuga Lillian Muller Josie Maran Maran Bail Ling. I know one. "Wild Wild West" Theo. Lead singer for Lunachicks Theo some sista-model from Somalia or someplace. Look like she got rickets. She look like mofo'n Patrick Ewing. Alek Wek two more Ophelie Winter, French singer with monster cannons. Sleuth say she has had two operations to trim them guns. I guess the picture from before the trimmin.


    Hedy Burress in "Los Anos Barbaros" Allison Smith in "Los Anos Barbaros"

    Members Bonus

  • Three vidcaps from Maelstrom. Non-nudes. First Jules Asner in Wild On
  • Jules Asner in Wild On
  • Catherine Bell captured on ET (allegedly topless behind an urban sombrero, but nothing visible except a bikini)
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