"Roadhouse 66"

Roadhouse 66 (1984) is a kind of buddy movie staring Judge Reinhold as a rich kid working with his father on a fast food chain but itching to break free, and Willem Dafoe as a former music star who gave up on life when his partner was killed in a car crash. They meet when the local bad boy in Kingman, Arizona shoots a hole in the radiator of Reinhold's classic Tbird. Dafoe helps him limp into Kingman, where they try to by a radiator, but end up in stead with the sisters who own the auto parts store, Kaaren Lee and Kate Vernon. They also continue to have problems with the local hood and bully, and the conflict is to be decided with a classic car race on old Route 66.

Lee and Vernon both show breasts, and I suppose I should have added romantic comedy to the genre, as everyone lives happily ever after. IMDB readers have this at 4.3 of 10. Reinhold had a shit eating grin on his face the entire film, and Dafoe didn't do Brando well at all. The plot was rather predictable as well, but some of the supporting cast were colorful, and both woman were hugely appealing. I will give this a C-. Not great film making, but ok as light entertainment.

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  • Kaaren Lee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Kate Vernon (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    "Pink Flamingos"

    Pink Flamingos (1972) is possibly the grossest film ever made, and some reviewers think it the best by John Waters. Female impersonator Divine, with the aide of her extended family, mother Edith Massey, her son, and her lady friend Mary Vivian Pearce, defend her title as dirtiest person in the world against husband and wife contenders Mink Stole and David Lochary. The couple are worthy contenders, as their main gig is kidnapping women on the highway, having their butler rape and impregnate them, then selling their babies to lesbian couples. They also run a thriving drug business in the local grammar school, and David Lochary flashes women in his spare time. He is surprised when transsexual Elizabeth Coffey flashes him back. The couple enlists the aide of Cookie Mueller to seduce the son and gain intelligence about Divine.

    The sex between the son and Mueller involves chickens, both live and dead. Grandma is live sin a play pen in a girdle and bra, and is addicted to eggs and the egg man. The couple are heavily into toe sucking. IF all of this doesn't sound gross enough to suite you, in possibly the most notorious ending of all time, Divine picks up a steaming poodle turd and eats it. No film trickery here, it actually happens. There is also a scene in the outakes of Divine giving her "son" head, which shows insertion.

    We see full frontal from Mink Stole, Elizabeth Coffey and Cookie Mueller. Mary Vivian Pearce shows breasts in the outakes. IMDB readers have this at 6.1 of 10, and Rotten Tomatoes gives it a 75% positive from the critics. Ebert was not impressed, however, and considers watching it an ordeal. I am with Ebert on this one, but it is clearly the English Patient of gross-out humor, hence receives a C+. Warning, this is a C+ as a gross-out comedy, and does not reflect my reaction to the film in any way.

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  • Rita Jenrette (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    A note on Rita Jenrette (see Tuna's section above)

    John Jenrette and his wife Rita were the perfect young Washington couple in the late 70s.  They were both smart and attractive, and they were known to play well with others. Their future seemed unlimited. Rita might have been our First Lady by now, except that John, a congressman from South Carolina, was caught in the Abscam sting that nailed six members of congress on corruption charges. Their story started to get weird after that. John Jenrette made a strange on-air call to the Phil Donahue show when Rita was the guest. There was a country song commemorating Rita's testimony that she once found $25,000 in one of John's shoes. Rita did a Playboy spread. They separated and divorced.

    Instead of being remembered as our sexiest First Couple, they are now most famous for having had sex on the steps of the U.S. Capitol building during a break in an all-night House session.

    Rita used the notoriety gained from the Abscam exposure to establish a Grade-Z "acting" career. She posed for Playboy in April of 1981, then did a few episodes of The Edge of Night, an episode of Fantasy Island, and was soon toiling away in the immortal Zombie Island Massacre pictured above.

    Where is she now? Check it out at



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    LASSITER (1984)

    I've seen this movie about a bazillion times, usually listening to it while I worked, until the Jane Seymour nudity got to to look at the TV screen. It seems like there were weeks when I was trapped in hotel rooms in places like Nicaragua, and this was the only thing on HBO. It's neither a very good movie nor a very bad one, but I have to say Jane Seymour's tush is definitely the highlight. I made this .wmv from an excellent film clip by Graphic Response.



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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words and .wmv's from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh


    • The members of this radical rock band are always fighting with the legal authorities over nudity and obscenity. They believe that nobody in the European public cares about nudity, and to prove their point, they resolved to spend one entire day walking around Amsterdam wearing nothing but high heels. Pretty interesting! I don't know if it's worthwhile to watch all three .wmv files, because it's repetitious, but you might enjoy watching one.


    • The incredibly cute lookalike daughter of Natalie Wood in an incredibly cute scene from First Love, Last Rites (.avi version, .wmv version)


    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    The Ghost takes a look at the 1980 drive-in flick "Lunch Wagon".

    • Pamela Jean Bryant (Miss April 1978), pokies, see-thru breast views and toplesness. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    • Louisa Moritz, showing off her big'uns. (1, 2)

    • Rosanne Katon, topless.

    • Rosanne Katon (Miss September 1978) and Pamela Jean Bryant (Miss April 1978). Both showing pokies and going topless.
      (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    • Candy Moore, topless in undies and bikini 'caps. (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Dale Bozio from the band Missing Persons, showing a little cleavage.

    Next up, a few .wmv files of these busty babes.

    Brittany Daniel
    Jaime Pressly

    No nudity, but they both looked fantastic in scenes from the ultimate redneck comedy, "Joe Dirt".

    Cerina Vincet
    Jaime Pressly
    Mia Kirshner

    Scenes from one of my all time favorite movies, "Not Another Teen Movie". Vincent bares breasts and bum as the nekkid foreign exchange student. Pressly was in fantastic shape for her role as the "bitchy head cheerleader", and Kirshner looked wonderful in lingerie.

    Linnea Quigley The legendary scream queen bares her breasts in one of her smaller roles, playing 'Soul from Freddy's Chest' in scenes from "A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master" (1988).

    Stacey Alden Toplessness and thong views in scenes from another Freddy movie, "A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors" (1987).

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    This 2001 movie, which had a French writer/directory, tried very hard to be an artsy and erotic French film. While it was certainly explicit in parts (at least the N/R version), it didn't quite pull off the rest.

    Set in London, a head bartender who has abandoned his wife and children has weekly sex with a woman who is basically a stranger. They enjoy each other without even knowing one another's name. Then he follows her and learns more about her, which totally screws up the relationship.

    This is a tough movie to like, because the main character is a real jerk, and everything built around the very graphic sex scenes is pretty boring. So unless you're very intested in watching Kerry Fox give a blow job, which she does in the N/R version, you'll probably be just as happy looking at the collages.

    Angie Everhart
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    The sexy redhead gettin' it on with the Mickster in scenes from "Another 9 1/2 Weeks" aka "Love in Paris" (1997). We get to see her topless as well as covered in honey and flowers.

    Barbara Schulz
    Julie Judd

    LC 'caps of both ladies topless in scenes from the French movie "Livraison à domicile" (2003).

    L'il Kim Dead Lamb 'caps of the very busty hip hop singer stuffed into a tight shirt in scenes from "Gang of Roses" (2003).

    Penélope Cruz
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    Cameron Diaz
    (1, 2, 3)

    Señor Skin takes a look at "Vanilla Sky", the Cameron Crowe remake of the 1997 Spanish movie, "Abre los ojos". Cruz is topless in a love scene with Tom Cruise, while Diaz shows a nipple.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Celeb nudity news, from yesterday's Page Six. Caveat emptor...

    SAMANTHA Morton , an Oscar nominee for "In America," might not want conservative Academy voters to see her next movie, "Code 46." The sci-fi thriller features sizzling sex between her and Tim Robbins, The Post's V.A. Musetto reports from the Rotterdam Film Festival in Holland, where the flick shocked audiences. There's also a close-up of a shaved private part, but director Michael Winterbottom told attendees it belongs to a body