Third Party Videos

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Strip Search. The film clip is in high definition, so the parts which are good are VERY good, but the video has some coding problems and occasionally becomes pixilated. It gets better at the end. It's still completely worth your while.

Diane Gaidry in Loving Annabelle

Diane Gaidry and Erin Kelly in Loving Annabelle

Today's collection-builder is Susan Sarandon. Sarandon has also done nudity in Sweetheart's Dance (1988), Fleur Bleue (1971), and King of the Gypsies (1978). Caps from the first two are in the Encyclopedia. The nudity in King of the Gypsies is very brief (a breast falls out in a fight scene), and the film is not available on DVD. It should be, since it was the film debt of the prolific B-movie legend Eric Roberts. Miss Sarandon turns 60 this year, but is working more than ever. Her IMDb page shows EIGHT films in 2007.

Joe (1970) age 23

Lovin' Molly (1974) age 27

The Other Side of Midnight (1977) age 30. This has some of Sarandon's sexiest footage - wet nightie with nothing beneath - but the film has not been available on DVD. It finally comes to DVD on March 6, so we should have full uncoverage and reviews then. (And an upgrade in the film clips, presumably.)

Pretty Baby (1978) age 31

Atlantic City (1980) age 33

The Tempest (1982) age 35

The Hunger (1983) age 36

Bull Durham (1988) age 41

White Palace (1990) age 43

Illuminata (1998) age 51

Twilight (1998) - body double



* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.







Justine and Juliette

Based on a story by the Marquis de Sade, Justine & Juliette (1975) is a Swedish sex farce with a liberal sprinkling of hard core action. The cast includes a young Harry Reems (Deep Throat), and features Anne Bei Warburg and Marie Forsa in the title roles.

Justine and Juliette are thrown out of their home by their aunt after their mother's death, and given one-way tickets to the city. Juliette (Warburg) is not worried. She has a lovely body, and a lot of experience using it to get anything she wants. The virginal Justine (Forsa) is very concerned. They hitch a ride, and Juliette does the driver. As soon as they get to the city, Justine leaves and finds herself a room. Juliette's new found boyfriend takes her to a sex club, then gets her a job in a bawdy house, where she sells her virginity 750 times (an astringent and a little fake blood fool any man with a hard-on). Meanwhile, Justine is attacked by the hotel clerk, and hits the streets, where she runs into her sister, and moves in. She meets a man at a party at the whorehouse, and loses her virginity, but loses interest when he tries to share her with friends. The punch line to the entire film involves Harry Reems, whose will states that when he drops dead of his expected heart attack, his riches will go to whichever women is in his arms at the time. I don't want to spoil the ending, but sometimes good girls finish first.

Marie Forsa is lovely and sells innocence, Harry Reems is WAY over the top. The new transfer is clear enough, but has a lot of color shift, which was probably intentional. The soundtrack is in Swedish, but with brand new English subtitles.

IMDb readers say 4.2 based on a statistically meaningless 21 votes.


Nudity Report:

Marie Forsa, Anne Bei Warburg and Brigitte Meier show everything, and Meir has hardcore sex. Several unknowns in both the whorehouse and strip club show everything and have hardcore sex including money shots.

Maria Forsa



Anne Bei Warburg



Brigitte Meier














January's Special Spanish Round-up


Hola! Las capturas de los útlimos estrenos de cine español y la información para la sección "get to know"

Kira Miró

Kira Miró nació el 13 de marzo de 1980 en Santa Brígida (Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, España). No tenía muy clara su vocación de actriz perodecidió probar suerte en una escuela de interpretación. Tres años en dicha escuela y varios cursos de voz e interpretación, le mostrarón su vocación. A partir de ahí, y tras pasar por varios castings, la eligieron para presentar el programa juvenil de televisión Desesperado club social en 1999.

Después vinieron apariciones en distintas series de TV como La vida de Rita y Hospital Central. Luego, Paco y Veva, Los Serrano y Fuera de control. A parte, durante largo tiempo se ha dedicado a presentar la agenda musical Heineken.

En cine, acumula ya una buena lista de títulos: Menos es más (2000) (Personaje:María)

  • La soledad era esto (2002) (Personaje: Barbara)

  • Slam (2003) (Personaje: Lorena)

  • Crimen ferpecto (2004) (Personaje: Roxanne)

  • El precio de una Miss (2005) (Personaje:Amanda)

  • Desde que amanece apetece (2005) (Personaje:Claudia)

  • Cuba libre (2005) (Personaje: Mar Paz)

  • El próximo oriente (2006) (Personaje: Pino)

  • Isi & Disi, alto voltaje (2006) (Personaje: Angie)

Está a punto de estrenar Quiéreme, una co-producción hispano-argentina en el que interpreta el papel de Lucía.


Hello! Here are the latest offerings from Spanish cinema, as well as this month's "get to know," below:

Kira Miró

Kira was born the 13 of March of 1980 in Santa Brígida (Canary Islands). Before she resolved to become an actress she was looking for a vocation and decided to try her luck in an interpretation school. Three years of acting and vocal classes led her to her career. From there she knocked on doors through many auditions, and was finally chosen in 1999 to host a kiddie TV show called the "Desperate Social Club."

She followed that up with guest appearances on several different TV series like The Life of Rita, Central Hospital, Paco and Veva, Serrano, and Out of Control. Meanwhile, she was also hosting "Agenda Heineken," a music program on TeleCinco.

Her filmography is already impressive for such a young woman:

  • La soledad era esto (2002) (Barbara)

  • Slam (2003) (Lorena)

  • Crimen ferpecto (2004) (Roxanne)

  • El precio de una Miss (2005) (Amanda)

  • Desde que amanece apetece (2005) (Claudia)

  • Cuba libre (2005) (Mar Paz)

  • El próximo oriente (2006) (Pino)

  • Isi & Disi, alto voltaje (2006) (Angie)

She is on the verge of releasing Quiéreme, a Spanish-Argentine co-production in which she  assays the role of Lucia.



Kira Miro in Desde que amanece apetece



Kira Miro in Crimen Ferpecto




Penelope Valasco in Crimen Ferpecto




Celine Tyll in Los Managers




Julieta Gomez in El Mundo Alrededor




Elena Segui (and Julieta Gomez) in El Mundo Alrededor




Inma del Moral in Locos por el sexo




Neus Asensi in Locos por el sexo



Maria Ilieva in The Mechanik









Under Lock and Key


We are just a little under the Weather today so we are going to offer up some leftovers. From Under Lock and Key here's a short but sweet clip of Trish Berdot in the shower.



The Fiend


From The Fiend, which we did a few days ago, caps and a pair of clips of a topless Dana Chappell. And






 The Brink

This 2003 effort is a little bit Sci-Fi, a little bit ghost story, a little bit horror, and unfortunately, only a little bit good.

Four college students find papers that show that, when he wasn't busy inventing the phonograph and the light bulb, Thomas Edison also invented a machine that lets you see and talk to the dead. Deciding that this would be an extremely cool thing to do, they build it. Off they go to a spooky abandoned house, to see if they can scare up some ghosts. No problem. Unfortunately, what they find are murderous ghosts, and after the first two students die unpleasant deaths, the remaining two must figure out a way to escape the house alive.

This one is pretty poor, but still, it actually had some watchable and interesting parts. Unfortunately, there were other times when you caught yourself saying "you gotta be kidding." The "drown the girl in an ice-water filled bathtub to save us both" part was kind of cool, at least.

Catherine Barlow Rachel Balzer


Corrupted Minds


Previously reviewed

Here is a film clip of Candace Posluszny






The Hunger

Episode: Room 17

When Bert, a travelling salesman (Curtis Armstrong) hires Room 17 of the Limbo Hotel and orders an adult channel on his cable television, he meets Carla (Kim Feeney) a stripper inside the TV that talks to him. She helps him improve his sales and even comes out to have sex with him. Everything goes great for Bert until Carla asks him to kill his wife to take anything of value from his house and run away with her. This was a fun episode, Curtis "Booger" Armstrong did a good job playing a loser who thinks he just hit the jackpot.

Kim Feeney






Notes and collages

The Ladies of Sci-fi/Fantasy


This sensuous scene lost a bit in the U.S. version when editors snipped out the exposed frames of Kate Capshaw's breasts



 ...for those of you who have not seen this film (shame on you) Ms. Jane Fonda is stripping out of her space suit in zero gravity

...and the type in the images is how the opening credits were presented...






A beautiful edit/collage of a Mischa Barton see-through

Eurolegend Maruschka Detmers in Hidden Assassin






Pat's comments in yellow...


California Assemblyman Lloyd Levine introduced a bill to force everyone in California to switch from incandescent light bulbs to energy-saving compact fluorescent bulbs by 2012. He calls his bill the "How Many Legislators Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb Act," and said it would continue California's pioneering role in saving the planet. One problem: many people, particularly women, hate the fluorescent bulbs. Critics say they save energy, but they put out a cold, ugly, blue-tinged light that makes your face look like you're 20 years older, or dead.

* Just thank God they tape "The View" in New York and not Los Angeles.


Britain's GW Pharmaceuticals plans to start human trials of an experimental obesity treatment derived from cannabis. Several other companies are trying to made drugs from cannabis that don't give people the munchies. But GW says pot has 70 different cannabinoids, each with a different effect, and while some stimulate hunger, others actually suppress it. So you can use pot to make appetite-suppressant drugs.

* In other news, Hostess Foods stock has just plummeted in value.


The nuclear power sector in Russia announced that it is launching a beauty contest for female nuclear workers. Organizer Ilya Platonov, who runs the website, said, "There are a lot of beautiful women in the Russian nuclear sector. It's open to women 18-35 who work in the Russian nuclear sector or who are at least studying nuclear science in a university. They could win the title of Miss Atom 2007.

* The girls are more than beautiful, they're positively radiant!