• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








Cold Heart Canyon


Cold Heart Canyon (2008) is a direct-to-DVD offering that was probably intended for a spot on the erotic thriller shelf. Aubrey Caldwell moves to Laurel Canyon to get over her divorce, and meets an attractive couple, Will Lupardus and Lee Anne Davis. The three end up in a ménage a trois, and then Caldwell and Lupardus get serious. Lee Anne Davis disappears, but while Lupardus is away on business, another man shows up, claims to be a police officer, and convinces her that Lupardus is a killer.

The budget is given at approximately $50k, which is amazing. That's not much money to produce a feature-length film, even assuming that all the performers and crew worked for food, the locations were all stolen, thee entire film was shot on video without retakes, and the 90 minute runtime probably includes 12 minutes of repeat footage for padding.

And yet, despite that economic miracle, you would make a much better film if you had $50,000.

Even if you left the lens-cap on.

Cold Heart Canyon is as light on erotica as it is on thrills. The performers, while uniformly attractive, are also uniformly bad. It's currently rated 2.0 at IMDb, but that is based on only 19 votes. I suspect it will settle in a little lower when all votes are counted.

Aubrey Caldwell sort of shows one breast. Lee Anne Davis shows both breasts in a medium long shot. Cassie Courtland shows breasts in a flashback scene showing Caldwell's ex cheating. Holly Morgan shows everything as a call girl that Lupardus gives to Caldwell as a birthday present.


Aubrey Caldwell

Lee Anne Davis

Cassie Courtland


Holly Morgan

Scoop's notes: I had a screener copy of this film quite some time ago.  I watched it for about ten minutes, then tossed it in the circular file ... because life is too short to dance with ugly women.

And, for that matter, life is too ugly to dance with short women. But that's a story for another day.

You can find videos from this film in LC's section, although I can't imagine why you would want to.











Anabeth Gish and Paulina Porizkova get caught having a little  lesbo encounter. Tits from Paulina and some butt crack from Anabeth.  Caps and a clip.

Tone Christensen wearing only panties. Caps and a clip.



The Ten


Bonus caps of Wynona Ryder in "The Ten". No nudity, but still hot.








Notes and collages


part 6 of many

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 221

This is the famous episode where Aniston removed her bra from under her shirt.








Moving on to Naked and Naughty









These film clips match up with collages in the January 28th edition






A film clip of Kate Groombridge in Virgin Territory
A film clip of Marguerite Moreau in Easy
Several film clips of Rachael Bella in Jimmy and Judy
Adriana Lima in an outtake from a Pirelli shoot