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Yesterday: Marina, 26, from
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#4) Gold is Andrea from 3 April, 1986 Request girl is Karen White. Another Kirsten Imrie Of interest to Brits, because Geri Halliwell wore a sexy dress at Cannes, the Sun put the same dress on a girl named Lorien Haynes, and she wore it around London (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5) |
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Ever wonder what the
Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when
not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does.
Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue,
"Frodo", specializes in "outing" the
harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. NOTE: there is a brief hiatus in FRODO's columns. He will return in about a week. |
| Schmutzfink | FR | Nice cleavage from Jenna Elfman at the Golden Globes. Most people missed this, so a good catch from FR |
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reports: BB didn't deliver the nudity expected from her
at Royal Rumble, but did the next night on RAW -perhaps
accidentally. It appears that nobody saw it coming. I think you can see best see her boob "accidentally" fall out in #4, but #1 is a very impressive non-nude |
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Ways", from Tuna (Scoop's note: I have not seen this movie. this is Tuna's commentary). Wicked Ways is the story of a woman who is disturbed (probably due to a still-birth) and is worried that her husband is cheating on her. In actuality, he is a bigamist. She has a unique way of keeping him in line -- she sets "zones of danger" in the house, such as the blow dryer/stun gun, a shocking toaster, and a harpoon made from a BBQ fork under the kitchen table aimed at his groin. Any more of the plot would be a spoiler. This was a hard movie to warm up to, as there are no likeable characters to relate to. It does have acting, pace, and suspense, which makes it watchable. Ms. DeMornay's costumes are provocative throughout, and there is a brief nude scene showing how her husband met her (she was an exotic dancer). This is not my favorite project of the year, but the images are not bad. (#1, #2, #3, #4) Not by Tuna, but it just so happens that Dann did one from this movie as well. Here.
"Wet", from Johnny Web If you are anything like me, you've seen Cynda Williams in real movies like "One False Move" (a good movie, by the way), and wondered what all the bounty of her large boobs and butt must look like underneath those tight dresses. Wonder no more. Cynda did a cheapo titillation short called "Wet", which can be found in a compilation DVD called "Tales of Erotica". It may be the most perfect film ever made. Here's the plot: Cynda gets naked. Is that good, or what? How did it not get the "best screenplay" Oscar? Now THAT's entertainment. Based on this masterpiece, I have written my own screenplay for "Wet 2". Here it is. Open Jennifer Love Hewitt and Laetitia Casta are in Brazil. They come to a waterfall. They get naked. 90 minutes pass. Fade out. Unfortunately, as so often happens in the biz, that was already a re-write. Universal rejected my original script. Here it is. Open Jennifer Love Hewitt and Laetitia Casta are in Brazil with a famous internet celeb webmaster, played by himself. They come to a waterfall. They get naked. 120 minutes pass. He has to leave them to update his web page. The end. (Well, to be more specific about the alleged "plot" (Doctor Evil would use "quote fingers" here), Cynda comes into a tub store right at closing, wants to buy an expensive new tub and asks to try it out. The manager doesn't want to lose a big sale, and the doors are already locked, so ...) "The Dutch Master", from Johnny Web This is from the same DVD as "Wet", but the plot is not as good. Here it is. Mira Sorvino enters a museum. She does not get naked. The End. See what I mean? Here's Mira, if you just have to see the closest she got. |
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