"Andromina: The Pleasure Planet"

Andromina: The Pleasure Planet (1999) is a very soft soft core from Surrender Cinema. It is about an expedition to the all female planet of Eros via some sort of transporter travel to bring back women for the cosmic brothel, Andromina. Eros is full of hostile tribes of women, and by inter-galactic treaty, off-limits for men. Naturally, our three heros separate, get into trouble, then seduce the man haters and bring them back to Andromina. Seduction consists of showing the women their many chests.

Forget about acting, they certainly did. Severl women shows breasts or more, including Flower, Susan Hale, Griffin Drew, Michelle Turner and Shannan Leigh. The simulated sex was brief, not at all explicit, and had no heat. The DVD was extremely grainy. IMDb readers have this at 3.3 of 10. Surprisingly, women score this at 5.0 against a 2.8 from men, making it a chick flic by our definition. I would guess the theme of a planet run by women is the reason. This is just barely adequate late night entertainment, and so C-.

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  • Drew Bressard (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Flower (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Michelle Turner (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Shannon Leigh (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Shyra DeLand (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Susan Hale (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS

    "Carrie" (1976)

    In "Carrie" (1976) Sissy Spacek and Nancy Allen show their true colors. It sure looks like this week is Sissy Spacek week in the Fun House, doesn't it? Five clips in all with only one side note: a full screen version would have probably shown a lot more of Sissy's nether regions than this widescreen version. All DVD's are widescreen and on TV they also always air the widescreen version over here. Oh well, maybe one day I'll find what I'm looking for.


    "Alice ou la dernière fugue" (1977)

    The second movie is not available on DVD as far as I know. In "Alice ou la dernière fugue" (1977) you can admire Sylvia Kristel in all her naked beauty. It's a surrealistic Claude Chabrol movie in which it is very hard to distinguish imagination from reality. But that doesn't really matter when you watch these two clips, does it?

     Scoop's note: Kristel really looks great in these clips!


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    Natalie Portman
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Another batch of excellent quality 'caps of Portman's bum in "Closer". Portman was recently nominated for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for this role.

    Pamela Anderson This is interesting....Here are samples of the photos on display in a photography exhibit called "Pam: American Icon". The photographer is a dude named Sante D'Orazio and the exhibit runs from January 21 - March 5 at the Stellan Holm Gallery in New York City.

    Cheryl Rainbeaux Smith

    Jo Johnston

    Rosanne Katon

    Kitt takes a look at the 1974 Drive-in flick "The Swinging Cheerleaders". In these scenes, busty 70's favorite Cheryl Rainbeaux Smith is goes topless, Johnston bares breasts n' bum and former Heffer Rosanne Katon (September '78) is also topless.

    Nichole Hiltz Looking great in a bikini in scenes from a Season One episode of "The O.C.". 'Caps by Twitchy.

    Emma de Caunes
    Joana Preiss

    LC 'caps from yet another movie not yet available on DVD (and only playing in limited festival release). Here are scenes from the French movie "Ma mère" (2004). The very cute Emma de Caunes bares her breasts, shows an excellent bum and even gives us some brief bush views. Joana Preiss is topless and also goes full frontal.

    Jerri Byrne and
    Anna Taverner

    Jerri Byrne

    Assorted Topless Calender Girls

    From the behind the scenes video "Maxim Uncovered! Vol. 3". Page 3 girl Anna Taverner is joined by mega-robo-hootered UK model Jerri Byrne for toplessness in #1 and lingerie poses in #2.

    Sheryl Lee
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

    Finola Geraghty
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Señor Skin takes a look at Collector's Edition of the Beatles-before-they-were-famous movie, "Backbeat". A great watch with 90's versions of the classic Rock n Roll cover songs the Fab 4 played back in their Hamburg days. Plus...there is some very nice nudity. Sheryl Lee is topless in most of these (with brief full body nudity in links 1 and 2). Finola Geraghty shows all 3 B's while modelling.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Buffs In The Buff - Police in Durham, North Carolina, got a noise complaint about a frat party at Duke University, and when they checked the basement, they found a number of frat boys in an inflatable pool filled with baby oil and women in bikinis. Apparently, they were movie buffs. A police spokesman said, "Inside were several of America's future, re-enacting a scene from the movie 'Old School.'" Police cleared out the revelers and sent some of the women home in subfreezing temperatures, wearing nothing but bikinis.

  • I think that was a tribute to the immortal "Girls Gone Wild" film series.
  • Upstairs, some drunks in togas were paying homage to "Animal House"...And in the bedrooms, there were some stimulating reenactments of the seminal film, "Deep Throat."

    Get On My Nirvana - Tomorrow in Greenwich Village, the first nightclub based on 1990s nostalgia will open. Nerveana will play 90's music and videos, and the decor includes posters of the Spice Girls and "Beverly Hills 90210," replicas of Forrest Gump's bench and Monica Lewinsky's stained dress beside a cigar, and a white Ford Bronco below a screen that shows a continuous loop of the slow police chase of O.J. Simpson. Mixed drinks include the O.J. ("It's to die for!") and the John Wayne Bobbitt ("A cut above the rest!") Co-owner Robert Watman told Reuters that these days, the nostalgia curve seems to be getting a little faster.

  • By next week, this club will be closed, and we'll all be nostalgic for it.
  • By summer, we'll be getting nostalgic for the future.
  • The good news: we no longer have to pretend to be nostalgic for the '70s and we skipped the 80's!