Thursday

Phrases you wish you could use at work:
  • How about never? Is never good for you?
  • I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  • I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  • Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  • The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  • Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
  • And your cry-baby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
  • Do I look like a people person?
  • Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?



  • a Scoop's thoughts on SNL: Belushi and Ackroyd still sweep the top three, after all these years? Amazing. The original SNL had a real edge to it. In the intervening years, that hilarious anger was recaptured for me only by Dennis Miller, although I always loved the malevolence and absurdity of Deep Thoughts.

    Dana Carvey, Eddie Murphy, and Phil Hartman were all great, but no edge. Dana Carvey and the others did kinda loving portrayals of politicians. Ackroyd and Belushi were savage. Remember them as Nixon and Kissinger, re-enacting almost-real scenes from The Final Days - "on your knees, Jew-boy!". Ackroyd's Nixon was Satan Incarnate. Carvey's Bush was your lovable forgetful uncle accidentally stuck in the world's hardest job. Man, I wish the original writers, especially that late genius Michael O'Donoghue, had been around during the Clinton scandals. So I guess I pretty much agree with the poll results!

    I think John Belushi was a great comic in one special way. He was one of the two guys (Dean Martin was the other) who could make me laugh with a facial expression. I've always hated silly-face comedy and guys who talk to or mug at the camera, so I change the channel pretty quickly at the mere mention of Tim Roth, Jerry Lewis, Larry Storch, Huntz Hall, or any others of that school. Even the greats like Johhny Carson, Silent Bob, and Andy Kaufman have rubbed me wrong with silly faces and reactions. But Belushi could make me laugh just by raising his eyebrow in a promise of comic mayhem to come.

    I notice there were no Joe Piscopo choices. Is this part of the international conspiracy to dim America's greatest comic voice? I watched some old Andy Kaufman routines the other day, and I noticed that his god-awful obnoxious entertainer, Tony Clifton, who is supposed to suck, was actually more talented than Piscopo.

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    The Gist and Lawdog




    Erika Stromqvist is on Blinky's runway today for the second of three days.

    (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7)




    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    A popular film to capture! Maelstrom took a somewhat different approach from some of the previous efforts. he chose to tell the story with a series of storyboards. This is his Phoebe Cates section. They are all great, but if you are a nudes-only kinda guy, then you want only numbers 7 and 8. (#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10)







    Yesterday: Abby, 20, from Blackpool. (#1 #2 #3 #4)

    Gold is Gayner Goodman from 6 October 1989

    Request girl is Tracey Elvik. Another Tracey Elvik

    + Ever wonder what the Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. Today's feature:

    "Page 3 Girl Donna Ewin has used Donna Ground in her early Playboy NSS appearances, and Nina Downe in other publications. She's always recognizable, though, and didn't fool anyone."

    (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15)

    NOTE: FRODO will be on a brief sabattical, but will return in about a week.







    The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:
    
    FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN 
    
    40-ish.................. 48 
    Adventurer.............. Has had many, many partners 
    Athletic................ Flat-chested 
    Average looking......... Ugly 
    Beautiful............... Pathological liar 
    Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin 
    Educated................ College dropout 
    Emotionally Secure...... Medicated 
    Feminist................ Fat; ball buster 
    Free spirit............. Substance user 
    Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut 
    Fun..................... Annoying 
    Gentle.................. Comatose 
    Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic 
    New-Age................. All body hair, all the time 
    Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only 
    Open-minded............. Desperate 
    Outgoing................ Loud 
    Passionate.............. Loud 
    Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic 
    Professional............ Real Witch 
    Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section 
    Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat 
    Romantic................ Looks better by candle light 
    Voluptuous.............. Very Fat 
    Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat 
    Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking 
    Widow................... Nagged first husband to death 
    Young at heart.......... Toothless crone 
    
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    
    THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST 
    
    40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old 
    Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN 
    Average looking......... Hair growth on ears, nose, & back 
    Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot 
    Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister 
    Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity 
    Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack 
    Good looking............ Arrogant 
    Honest.................. Pathological Liar 
    Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear 
    Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent 
    Mature.................. Until you get to know him 
    Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister 
    Physically fit.......... Travis Bickle 
    Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall 
    Spiritual............... Once took grandma to Easter service 
    Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested 
    Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer 
    
    




    Tom Servo We didn't have anything from Crow today, but we have his 'Bot Buddy, Tom Servo. His first captures ever.
  • Rena Riffel in "Candyman 3"
  • Ali Larter's whipped cream bikini in "Varsity Blues"






  • "The Big Brass Ring"
    Two masterful imagers tackle this film. Hugo and Dann.

    Irene Jacob from Hugo Irene Jacob from Dann Sara Melson from Dann




    Porn babes and assorted from El Kabong
  • Kia (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7)
  • Missa Flores aka Missy Manners (#1, #2)
  • Unknown - print ads in a recent Esquire (#1, #2)
  • Wendy Whoppers (#1, #2, #3)






  • Members Bonuses

    a "There's A Girl in My Soup", from Tuna

    Goldie Hawn hasn't really shown us enough, in my opinion, so this film is a real treat, since she showed her buns very clearly in a full-frame nude, and even did a more distant nude scene from the side.

    (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6) "Against All Odds", from Johnny Web

    I really found this to be a good action thriller when it was first released. I guess movies have made a lot of technical advances since then, because it doesn't seem as exciting now. What's more, it seems like two separate movies. Movie 1, Bridges hunts for Ward, hangs with her until Karras tracks them down. Ward kills the big galoot, panics, and runs back to James Woods (at his absolute creepiest in this film). Movie 2, Bridges avoids getting caught in a massive set-up to blame him for a murder, and has to negotiate his way out of it. The two movies are almost unrelated. The second half is more like a sequel than a continuation of the story.

    Having said that, I'll add that I enjoyed watching it. Bridges and Ward were both young and handsome, and the music will bring back a lot of memories. (Phil Collins turned the theme music into a hit.) I can't really tell you why, but the final credits, with Ward crying, Bridges longing for her, and Collins singing their story, always gets to me.

    The biggest flaw of the movie when it first came out was that there wasn't enough flesh from Rachel Ward. The good news is that there are several pretty good nude frames in the deleted scenes, so I was more than happy to have gotten the DVD. There are also many other deleted scenes, lots of insider commentary, and two music videos, so I thought the DVD was an excellent product. Deleted Scene. Ward was skinny-dipping, and she came out of the water. The scene was deliberately shot at a distance through some trees, but the director was clear in his comments that this was really Rachel naked, not a body double or any tricks. Deleted Scene. Rachel lying naked and face-down on the beach. Deleted Scene. A close-up of above, but with only the top of her buns visible. The deleted scenes were not available in a wide-screen version, a fact that the director lamented greatly when referring to this specific frame. I couldn't agree more. How could they lose such a thing? Regular Scene. I didn't remember this scene, and I don't know how I could have forgotten it. Ward, wearing a white dress, jumps in the water at a nighttime party, and turns back to face Bridges. She is wearing no underwear. Very sexy. Regular Scene. Long distance shot of Ward and Bridges naked. Regular Scenes. Ward's buns were partially visible in this very sexy and beautiful top frame. In the bottom, a hint of her nipples and the side of her hips in the "sweat room".

    I liked these scenes a lot. Forget about whether it was a good movie. With the movie plus the deleted scenes, the DVD forms a very nice little piece of stimulation, in the fashion of Body Heat, if perhaps not as good. Hope it turned you on, too, because Tuna will do his version tomorrow, so we'll have more of the lovely Miss Ward.

    I forgot to mention yesterday that this week's new DVD releases had only some minimal Rachel Griffiths nudity in a BBC film called "My Son the Fanatic". I'll have that tomorrow.

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  • Daniela Pestova in the December issue of Photo (French edition). Pestova hasn't shown as much as we'd like, so this is a treat.
  • Sophie Marceau in "Beyond the Clouds", from Eric da Red.
  • Emma Thompson "The Tall Guy", from Don Juan
  • Mo Asumang topless. Caps from her own show. I read that she'll have some more nudity in a layout for MAX
  • Gabriella Hall in Butterscotch
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