Mudhoney (1965) is a Russ Meyer's film made immediately after Lorna, and again features Lorna Maitland. It is set in the depression, in some small town in Missouri. John Furlong arrives in route to California, and takes a job as a hired hand with Stuart Lancaster. Lancaster's niece (Antoinette Christiani) is married to a creep (Hal Hopper) who spends all of his time drinking and playing at the local cat house/moonshiner. Hopper only married to inherit the farm when Lancaster's bad heart finally kills him. There are two girls at the whore house. Lorna Maitland, and her deaf mute sister, Rena Horten.

Furlong and Christiani fall in love, and Hopper pretends to find religion with the local scumbag preacher, and then spreads the word that The whole family are tools of Satan to turn the town against them. He is drunk, and physically abusive to nearly everyone anytime he is on camera. The showdown is inevitable, but the ending was somewhat of a surprise. Horten and Maitland show breasts and buns, and Cristiani shows breasts.

IMDB readers have this at 6.6 of 10. Most of the acting is reminiscent of early film, and seems way over the top. This is more of a story than Lorna, but is a little lighter on nudity. C.

Updates:

• New encyclopedia volumes: Kitana Baker (the small movie career of the dark-haired Miller Catfight chick), Kirstie Allie, Sybil Danning, Sarita Choudhury,  Diane Franklin, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Diane Franklin, Ariadna Gil, Laura Harring, Gail Harris, Lena Headey, Rena Riffel, Marie Trintignant, Peggy Trentini, Susannah York

Movies:

Herr Haut managed a significant upgrade in our images of Madonna in the notorious stinker, Swept Away, and threw in some Tripplehorn bikini shots as well

• Madonna (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

• Tripplehorn (1, 2)

The Skinatollah also had some comments about another Sundance film, the immortal Cremaster 3

The final work of the five-part Cremaster series created by Matthew Barney, this experimental art piece is so hard to understand, comprehend and not yawn at that most of you will never see the thing. Don't worry, being as it's three-hours long, that's no great loss to you. What it does feature is a little nudity and a lot of sexual innuendo, featuring Aimee Mullins (we think) dug up out of the ground, totally naked, covered in mud, then placed in the back seat of a Chrysler which is then beaten to a pulp in a demolition derby. Yes, we know how silly that sounds - we had to sit through three hours of it.
 

Other crap:

• Sundance announces winners. The grand prize went to American Splendor, an offbeat film starring Paul Giamatti, which I did not see.
• Here are the trailers for The Hulk, and the story behind why some of you are seeing them before the super bowl (depending on the time of day when you view the site).

• And here is the Japanese-released trailer for Matrix:Reloaded: http://www.nintendofanboy.com/reloadedCM.mpeg

• Good news. The swimsuit edition is out. No, not Sports Illustrated, but National Geographic. As Jack Paar used to say, I kid you not

• Bob Hope turns 100 on May 29

• pics of all the super bowl rings since Day 1

• the latest case of The Fake Detective

• Amazing must-see photo from the New York Times. Two men perform maintenance on the antenna atop the Empire State Building.

• Dana Plato, the late, former child star going topless, full frontal and showing a bit of bum in scenes from "Different Strokes: The Story of Jack & Jill...and Jill".

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

Today we kick it off with a "Babe in Bondage" scene of an unknown blonde in "Hells Gate". A really bad movie. I think it was Scoop that reviewed it a while back, and it is every bit as bad has he said it was in his review. I never found it on DVD to rent in my hometown so had to resort to VHS for these caps.

After this scene the movie goes straight downhill. The blonde was supposed to be Patty Kensit's character in the movie, and I guess Patty wouldn't do the scene so she shows up later after having plastic surgery.

• Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

Then back to another stinker of a movie from 1979 called "The Demon". Fleeting shots of Jennifer Holmes topless and in panties, as well as some topless shots of Zoli Marki.

• Jennifer Holmes (1, 2, 3)
• Zoli Marki (1, 2)

• Elle Macpherson, a nearly full frontal pose.

• Helena Christensen, fully nude with breast and side bum views.

• Filippa Lagerback, hands over boobs.

• Laetitia Casta, a familiar nude pose.

• Luisa Corna, another fully nude pose with wonderful breast exposure.

• Cindy Crawford, incredibly sexy full frontal pose.

• Stefanie Seymour, frontal nudity.

• Monica Bellucci, fully nude pose.

• Emanuela Folliero, topless.

• Manuela Arcuri, a gorgeous topless pose.

Phoebe Cates
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