Until September (1984) is a romantic comedy staring Caren Allen as an American who misses her connecting flight to Eastern Europe in Paris. She was helping to chaperone school kids, but getting a replacement passport, visas, and another flight will take some time, so she decides to stay in an apartment with an old school friend. The friend is away on vacation, as is most of Paris, including the wife of handsome Frenchman and neighbor Thierry Lhermitte. Allen is immediately attracted to him, and he is in need of a mistress. Thus it begins.

Allen shows breasts, buns, and even some bush in three scenes. IMDb readers have this at 5.0 of 10. I found it barely watchable, and that due to Karen Allen, whom I have always thought was cute. It is a complete cliche and very predictable start to finish, but Allen was engaging enough to keep me from hitting fast forward. C-.

Other Crap:

• Please have your last sex with a woman before watching this, because this is the Spongebob video that will make you gay. Look what happened to me. I watched it, and ... no naughty movie today. I spent the entire day trying to score some tickets for the Cher Farewell Tour
• FCC Denies 36 Indecency Complaints
• USA TODAY reports from Sundance.
• Napoleon Dynamite goes to Siberian Zoo to see the rare liger. (With real picture)
• A bunch of stills from Constantine (Comic adaptation with Keanu and Rachel Weisz)
• Saddam hurt that Pronce Harry did not go as him. : "For Saddam to be passed over by Prince Harry has to be a major comedown, one friend said. Remember, we're talking about the guy who used to be the Ace of Spades."
• The teaser/trailer for Zombie Honeymoon, an indie horror film
• "Sex Map" Shows Chain of Almost 300 High School Lovers. "They found a chain of 288 one-to-one sexual relationships at a high school in the U.S. Midwest, meaning the teenager at the end of the chain may have had direct sexual contact with only one person, but indirect contact with 286 others."
• Obesity indicator on student report cards? Texas lawmaker wants % body fat listed. That would have worked out well for me. My 95% average in high school would have been raised just enough by a 99% in body fat to make me valedictorian.
• The Official web site of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson
• Actor Christian Slater escaped a knife attack outside the London theatre where he has starred in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
• Million Dollar Baby, as reviewed by the greatest of all critics, a man I like to call El Critico Sucio (or maybe El Critico Asqueroso)
• The trailer for Rory O'Shea Was Here: "The winner of the Audience Award at the 2004 Edinburgh International Film Festival, 'Rory O'Shea Was Here' is an extraordinary story of determination that fuses highly emotional drama with bracingly boisterous humor. Inspired by the experiences of real people, the film follows two young men with physical disabilities as they band together and seize an opportunity to savor life on their own terms."
• Could this be the neXtbox? "Snooping around the US patent office, gamers have found what appears to be a patent for the Xbox 2. Stuffo digs deep to get the skinny on what to expect from the next Xbox."
• Remembering Johnny. I like this quote from Roger Ebert: "He was cool beyond cool. He made Sinatra seem to be trying too hard."
• The TV spot and four clips from Creep.
• Two new clips from The Ring Two.
• The trailer for Ladies in Lavender : "Set in picturesque coastal Cornwall, in a tight-knit fishing village in the 1930's, 'Ladies in Lavender' boasts the cream of British acting talent as Oscar and BAFTA award-winners Dame Judi Dench ('Iris,' 'Chocolat,' recent 'James Bond' films) and Dame Maggie Smith ('Gosford Park,' 'Tea with Mussolini,' the 'Harry Potter' films) play the leading roles of sisters Ursula (Dench) and Janet Widdington (Smith). Rising German talent and award-winning Daniel Bruhl ('Goodbye Lenin!') plays Andrea, a gifted young Jewish violinist from Krakow who is bound for America when he is swept overboard by a fierce storm. When the Widdington sisters discover the handsome and mysterious stranger on the beach below their house, they nurse him back to health. However, the presence of the musically talented young man disrupts the peaceful lives of Ursula and Janet and the community in which they live."
• 'Catwoman' leads Razzie nominations, followed by Alexander. Ben Affleck has yet to achieve his dream of getting all five "worst actor" nominations, having been named for only Jersey Girl and Surviving Christmas. (Barroom discussion point - "worst Affleck movie with a Christmas theme". Surviving Christmas may be bad - but who can forget Reindeer Games? Affleck is Mr Christmas. He's the Fourth King. )
• Mark Wahlberg is in negotiations to join Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon in Martin Scorsese's "The Departed". The Warner Bros. Pictures police thriller is a remake of the Hong Kong film "Infernal Affairs".
• Napkin Air - The Airline Napkin Wipeoreum. "Airline napkins are an overlooked area of collecting ... " (my guess is that will continue to be true, but if you're really into this ... ) "... napkins marked with an * are also available for trade!!!"
• Preliminary conclusions: Methane rain, evaporating lakes, flowing rivers, and water ice-volcanoes all likely exist on Saturn's moon Titan
• Drew Barrymore has been spotted taking photos of wedding dresses adding to the speculation she is about to walk down the aisle
• Samuel L Jackson, Ben Stiller, Jude Law and Kate Winslet have agreed to star in Ricky Gervais' new sitcom "Extras."
• Alfred Hitchcock tops poll of best Oscar losers. Samuel L Jackson was the "most deserving actor never to have won"
• Supreme Court validates use of drug-sniffing dog to make a marijuana arrest after a routine traffic violation. In other words, if you are carrying, you need to do some mighty careful drivin'.
• Y'know, the girls didn't look like this at my prom. Of course, that's because proms hadn't been invented yet. Who am I kidding? GIRLS hadn't even been invented yet. We were still waiting for God to get to work on that rib thing.
• Remember the story about the couple who named their baby Yahoo because they met on the internet? Whole thing was a hoax.
• Time Warps for No Man: "the city councillors of Hamilton, NZ, unveiled a $125,000 bronze statue of Richard O'Brien as his Riff Raff character from The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
• ABC's first choice for the infamous Monday Night Football dropped towel episode wasn't Terrell Owens -- it was announcer John Madden!!
• Michael Vartan is still in love with Jennifer Garner. The sincere, quiet homebody could not be more different from the man Jen dumped him for: sharp-tongued, fun-loving Ben Affleck.
• Fuck football. The important QB question is ... Does Tom Brady have a hotter girlfriend than Ben Roethlisberger?

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• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

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Best Nude Debut, the 80's

This week's topic, Best Nude Debut, the 90's! Cast your vote for the actress who made the best nude debut in a film between 1990-1999.

Now before everyone sends me email about Jennifer Connelly, let me clarify the requirements. The actress had to be nekkid, and in her film debut.

For this round, I've eliminated almost all padding. Of the nominees on this list, only 3 had done anything on film prior to the movie debuts you are voting for, the rest were 100% film virgins.

The 3 with padding are Jolie and Theron (who had small, uncredited parts in one movie each) and Elle Macpherson (who had done a bit part as "model" in a Woody Allen movie).

Almost all of these ladies are very big stars now, so I humbly ask voters to try to focus on the nudity rather than their current fame.

Email Scoopy Jr. with your nominees, comments or suggestions.

First up for today, some women in bed.

Agnes Dünneisen briefly baring her breasts in scenes from the 1979-movie "Die Nacht mit Chandler".

• Agnes Dünneisen

On a recent 2-part-TV-movie called "Zeit der Wünsche", Lale Yavas was seen topless in the second part.

• Lale Yavas

Another originally very dark, topless-in-bed scene was done by Marianne Linden in the movie "Tal der Ahnungslosen" aka "Valley of the Innocent". Nisma Cherrat co-starred in this one and showed off her undies.

• Marianne Linden
• Nisma Cherrat

Next up, here is German actress Chantal de Freitas showing off an excellent view while lying naked in bed in a scene from the short movie "Fahrerflucht" (2003).

• Chantal De Freitas

Alexanrda Schalaudek also bared a bit of bum recently in scenes from "Der Staatsanwalt".

• Alexandra Schalaudek

While getting ready for bed, Catherine Flemming delivers a nice full frontal performance as Rosemarie Nitribitt on the documentary-style series "Verbrechen, die Geschichte machten". The only downer to this scene was that it was shown on a black and white video within the episode.

• Catherine Flemming

Next, a short update on the series "Verschollen", the very lame German version of "Lost". Alexandra Sydow was down to her bra on the episode "Brot und Spiele". On the episode "Vergewaltigt", Antonia Reß was topless but unfortunately underwater, so she actually revealed almost nothing.

• Alexandra Sydow
• Antonia Reß

Last for today, a scene from the 1965 Eastern German movie "Das Kaninchen bin ich" ("I Am the Rabbit"). It was banned before the premiere for its political message under the socialist regime until 1989, movies with the same fate were called "Rabbit-movies" referring to the title of this one. It was finally restored in 1999, giving us the opportunity to see Angelika Waller's nude rear when she's washing herself in small tub.

• Angelika Waller

Marne Patterson
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

As for the nudity...Doritos babe Landry looks great in a bikini and takes a bubble bath with magic suds that manage to cover her fun parts perfectly. The beautiful, blonde Patterson is topless in a sex scene, but nothing is visible because of strategic placement of long hair (links 8 and 9). My personal favorite of the Patterson 'caps is #5.

CELL PHONE "MOANTONES"
Dial "O" - New York-based Wicked Wireless has signed a deal with porn queen Jenna Jameson to provide a different kind of cellphone ring tone. She's recording fake sounds of sexual ecstasy that are dubbed "moantones." But fans will have to wait for their cell phones to start sounding orgasmic: moantones will be available only in Latin America for now, but they will penetrate the New York market late this year.