Until September (1984) is a romantic comedy staring Caren Allen as an American who misses her connecting flight to Eastern Europe in Paris. She was helping to chaperone school kids, but getting a replacement passport, visas, and another flight will take some time, so she decides to stay in an apartment with an old school friend. The friend is away on vacation, as is most of Paris, including the wife of handsome Frenchman and neighbor Thierry Lhermitte. Allen is immediately attracted to him, and he is in need of a mistress. Thus it begins.
Allen shows breasts, buns, and even some bush in three scenes. IMDb readers have this at 5.0 of 10. I found it barely watchable, and that due to Karen Allen, whom I have always thought was cute. It is a complete cliche and very predictable start to finish, but Allen was engaging enough to keep me from hitting fast forward. C-.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- Please have your last sex with a woman before watching this,
this is the Spongebob video that will make you gay.
Look what happened to me. I watched it, and ... no naughty movie
today. I spent the entire day trying to score some tickets for the
Cher Farewell Tour
FCC Denies 36 Indecency Complaints
USA TODAY reports from Sundance.
Napoleon Dynamite goes to Siberian Zoo to see the rare liger.
(With real picture)
A bunch of stills from Constantine (Comic adaptation
with Keanu and Rachel Weisz)
Saddam hurt that Pronce Harry did not go as him. : "For
Saddam to be passed over by Prince Harry has to be a major
comedown, one friend said. Remember, we're talking about the guy
who used to be the Ace of Spades."
The teaser/trailer for Zombie Honeymoon, an indie
"Sex Map" Shows Chain of Almost 300 High School Lovers.
"They found a chain of 288 one-to-one sexual relationships at a
high school in the U.S. Midwest, meaning the teenager at the end
of the chain may have had direct sexual contact with only one
person, but indirect contact with 286 others."
Obesity indicator on student report cards? Texas lawmaker wants %
body fat listed. That would have worked out well for
me. My 95% average in high school would have been raised just
enough by a 99% in body fat to make me valedictorian.
The Official web site of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson
Actor Christian Slater escaped a knife attack outside the London
theatre where he has starred in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
Million Dollar Baby, as reviewed by the greatest of all critics, a
man I like to call El Critico Sucio (or maybe El Critico Asqueroso)
The trailer for Rory O'Shea Was Here: "The winner of
the Audience Award at the 2004 Edinburgh International Film
Festival, 'Rory O'Shea Was Here' is an extraordinary story of
determination that fuses highly emotional drama with bracingly
boisterous humor. Inspired by the experiences of real people, the
film follows two young men with physical disabilities as they band
together and seize an opportunity to savor life on their own
Could this be the neXtbox? "Snooping around the US
patent office, gamers have found what appears to be a patent for
the Xbox 2. Stuffo digs deep to get the skinny on what to expect
from the next Xbox."
- Remembering Johnny. I like this quote from Roger Ebert:
"He was cool beyond cool. He made Sinatra seem to be trying too
The TV spot and four clips from Creep.
Two new clips from The Ring Two.
The trailer for Ladies in Lavender : "Set in
picturesque coastal Cornwall, in a tight-knit fishing village in
the 1930's, 'Ladies in Lavender' boasts the cream of British
acting talent as Oscar and BAFTA award-winners Dame Judi Dench
('Iris,' 'Chocolat,' recent 'James Bond' films) and Dame Maggie
Smith ('Gosford Park,' 'Tea with Mussolini,' the 'Harry Potter'
films) play the leading roles of sisters Ursula (Dench) and Janet
Widdington (Smith). Rising German talent and award-winning Daniel
Bruhl ('Goodbye Lenin!') plays Andrea, a gifted young Jewish
violinist from Krakow who is bound for America when he is swept
overboard by a fierce storm. When the Widdington sisters discover
the handsome and mysterious stranger on the beach below their
house, they nurse him back to health. However, the presence of the
musically talented young man disrupts the peaceful lives of Ursula
and Janet and the community in which they live."
'Catwoman' leads Razzie nominations, followed by
Alexander. Ben Affleck has yet to achieve his dream of getting all
five "worst actor" nominations, having been named for only Jersey
Girl and Surviving Christmas. (Barroom discussion point - "worst
Affleck movie with a Christmas theme". Surviving Christmas may be
bad - but who can forget Reindeer Games? Affleck is Mr Christmas.
He's the Fourth King. )
Mark Wahlberg is in negotiations to join Leonardo DiCaprio and
Matt Damon in Martin Scorsese's "The Departed". The
Warner Bros. Pictures police thriller is a remake of the Hong Kong
film "Infernal Affairs".
Napkin Air - The Airline Napkin Wipeoreum. "Airline
napkins are an overlooked area of collecting ... " (my guess is
that will continue to be true, but if you're really into this ...
) "... napkins marked with an * are also available for trade!!!"
- Preliminary conclusions:
Methane rain, evaporating lakes, flowing rivers, and water
ice-volcanoes all likely exist on Saturn's moon Titan
Drew Barrymore has been spotted taking photos of wedding dresses
adding to the speculation she is about to walk down the aisle
Samuel L Jackson, Ben Stiller, Jude Law and Kate Winslet have
agreed to star in Ricky Gervais' new sitcom "Extras."
Alfred Hitchcock tops poll of best Oscar losers. Samuel
L Jackson was the "most deserving actor never to have won"
Supreme Court validates use of drug-sniffing dog to make a
marijuana arrest after a routine traffic violation. In
other words, if you are carrying, you need to do some mighty
Y'know, the girls didn't look like this at my prom. Of
course, that's because proms hadn't been invented yet. Who am I
kidding? GIRLS hadn't even been invented yet. We were still
waiting for God to get to work on that rib thing.
Remember the story about the couple who named their baby Yahoo
because they met on the internet? Whole thing was a hoax.
Time Warps for No Man: "the city councillors of
Hamilton, NZ, unveiled a $125,000 bronze statue of Richard O'Brien
as his Riff Raff character from The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
ABC's first choice for the infamous Monday Night Football dropped
towel episode wasn't Terrell Owens -- it was announcer John
Michael Vartan is still in love with Jennifer Garner.
The sincere, quiet homebody could not be more different from the
man Jen dumped him for: sharp-tongued, fun-loving Ben Affleck.
- Fuck football. The important QB question is ...
Does Tom Brady have a hotter girlfriend than Ben Roethlisberger?
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words, pictures, and vids from
Hi Scoopy !
Today it is exactly six
years ago since I sent in my first contribution not
knowing what would happen to it. I had been a Fun
House reader since somewhere in August 1996 if I
remember correctly. I've known ups and downs in all
those years, but reading the Fun House always remained
and still remains on top of my daily to do list. I'll
end the mushy stuff here, I reminisced already enough
about my first time here on previous occasions, so
let's move on to the next batch of clips.
In "The Getaway" (1994) Kim Basinger did the nasty
with her then real-life husband while showing plenty
of skin. Jennifer Tilly didn't go quite so far but
she too decided to take something off.
Want You" (1994)
1998 was the year Rachel Weisz, before both Mummy
films, went for a full frontal performance in "I want
you", a film only available on DVD in Japan as far as
I know. It also aired on digital satellite TV in
Germany and that's where this clip comes from. Sadly
these days it looks like Rachel doesn't reveal
Orchid's Flesh" (1975)
Rachel would do well to take a leaf out of Charlotte
Rampling's book. She is already in her late fifties
and still does on-screen nudity. Charlotte is still
good looking, but In this clip from 1975's "La Chair
de l'Orchidée" (literally The Orchid's Flesh) you can
admire her in her prime displaying her breasts and
"White Mischief" (1987)
Let's end today's contribution with an actress who
faded somewhat into oblivion but was considered hot
stuff when she rose to fame in the 1980's. Greta
Scacchi demonstrated her ample charms in "White
Mischief" (1987), a film still not available on DVD in
many countries (like the US and the UK).
Here are the results and comments for last week's poll...
Best Nude Debut, the 80's
This week's topic, Best Nude Debut, the 90's! Cast your vote for the actress who made the best nude debut in a film between 1990-1999.
Now before everyone sends me email about Jennifer Connelly, let me clarify the requirements. The actress had to be nekkid, and in her film debut.
For this round, I've eliminated almost all padding. Of the nominees on this list, only 3 had done anything on film prior to the movie debuts you are voting for, the rest were 100% film virgins.
The 3 with padding are Jolie and Theron (who had small, uncredited parts in one movie each) and Elle Macpherson (who had done a bit part as "model" in a Woody Allen movie).
Almost all of these ladies are very big stars now, so I humbly ask voters to try to focus on the nudity rather than their current fame.
Email Scoopy Jr. with your nominees, comments or suggestions.
New Euro-caps and comments by Jack Snow:
First up for today, some women in bed.
Agnes Dünneisen briefly baring her breasts in scenes from the 1979-movie "Die Nacht mit Chandler".
On a recent 2-part-TV-movie called "Zeit der Wünsche", Lale Yavas was seen topless in the second part.
Another originally very dark, topless-in-bed scene was done by Marianne Linden in the movie "Tal der Ahnungslosen" aka "Valley of the Innocent". Nisma Cherrat co-starred in this one and showed off her undies.
Next up, here is German actress Chantal de Freitas showing off an excellent view while lying naked in bed in a scene from the short movie "Fahrerflucht" (2003).
Alexanrda Schalaudek also bared a bit of bum recently in scenes from "Der Staatsanwalt".
While getting ready for bed, Catherine Flemming delivers a nice full frontal performance as Rosemarie Nitribitt on the documentary-style series "Verbrechen, die Geschichte machten". The only downer to this scene was that it was shown on a black and white video within the episode.
Next, a short update on the series "Verschollen", the very lame German version of "Lost". Alexandra Sydow was down to her bra on the episode "Brot und Spiele". On the episode "Vergewaltigt", Antonia Reß was topless but unfortunately underwater, so she actually revealed almost nothing.
Last for today, a scene from the 1965 Eastern German movie "Das Kaninchen bin ich" ("I Am the Rabbit"). It was banned before the premiere for its political message under the socialist regime until 1989, movies with the same fate were called "Rabbit-movies" referring to the title of this one. It was finally restored in 1999, giving us the opportunity to see Angelika Waller's nude rear when she's washing herself in small tub.
||The "Bachelor Party" star topless and showing pubes in scenes from "Witchboard" (1986). Most of the frames seen here are from the widescreen DVD. Scorpion added the bottom row featuring VHS-to-DVD conversion 'caps to demononstrate the loss of some extra frontally nudity in the widescreen version.
||The UK actress baring breasts and giving up very close up bush views in scenes from "3 Steps to Heaven" (1995).
|The Daytime soap actress and B-movie babe topless and swimming nekkid in scenes from the mega-lo-budget movie "The Spring" (1989). Scorpion transfered this movie from VHS to DVD in order to make the 'caps, and they look pretty darn good.
|More high quality 'caps of Portman in a thong and playing a non-stripping stripper in scenes from "Closer".
||Assorted scenes of Garner in sexy undies and bikinis from various episodes of "Alias".
|Flautista 'caps of the star of "John Carpenter's Vampires" and "Backbeat" going topless in scenes from the indie film "Notes From Underground" (1995), co-starring Henry Czerny, Jon Favreau and Seth Green.
|Señor Skin 'caps from the movie "Who's Your Daddy". Don't let plot decription fool you. It sounds like a good movie, and it does feature some some great eye candy BUT...this is a stinker. Click here for Scoop's review.
As for the nudity...Doritos babe Landry looks great in a bikini and takes a bubble bath with magic suds that manage to cover her fun parts perfectly. The beautiful, blonde Patterson is topless in a sex scene, but nothing is visible because of strategic placement of long hair (links 8 and 9). My personal favorite of the Patterson 'caps is #5.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
CELL PHONE "MOANTONES"
Dial "O" - New York-based Wicked Wireless has signed a deal with porn queen
Jenna Jameson to provide a different kind of cellphone ring tone. She's
recording fake sounds of sexual ecstasy that are dubbed "moantones." But
fans will have to wait for their cell phones to start sounding orgasmic:
moantones will be available only in Latin America for now, but they will
penetrate the New York market late this year.
Until then, put your phone on "Vibrate" and do it yourself.
If it goes off in a deli, everyone nearby will say, "I'll have what
For an extra charge, she'll scream out your name.
This is perfect for people who think regular cell phones just aren't
Cellular technology is so advanced, your phone can now have phone sex
all by itself.
THONG-O-MAT IS A HIT
Need Change? - Ulrike Brucher, a lingerie shop owner in Stuttgart, Germany,
hit on a brilliant idea: the Thong-O-Mat. She put sexy panties into
restaurant and bar ladies' room vending machines, alongside condoms and
tampons. Women who unexpectedly meet Mr. Right (or Mr. Right Now) when
they are wearing ugly old granny panties can switch to hotter underwear in
the restroom. Each thong also comes with a breath-freshening tablet. It's
been so successful, the machines have to be restocked weekly, and janitors
are finding old pairs of panties in the trash cans.
A word of advice, ladies: all that "Mr. Right Now" cares about is that
you buy the condoms.
You could just always carry a thong in your purse, but then the guy
might think you're a slut.
GLADIATORS WERE LIKE WWE STARS
The Roman Rock - University of Miami Prof. Steven Tuck has a controversial
new theory that ancient Roman gladiators didn't really fight to the death
but were more like modern pro wrestlers. He studied gladiator art,
compared the stances to ancient martial arts manuals, and found that most
of the moves weren't deadly but were ways to conclude a fight without
wounding anyone. He notes that the emperors paid top gladiators so much,
it would've been a waste of money to make them kill each other. Tuck
believes gladiators were actually pampered, overpaid stars with throngs of
groupies who put on choreographed fighting displays.
Like rappers, except the rappers really do kill each other.
And judging from some of the more obscure gladiator art, they were
And chariot races? Nothing but early NASCAR.
TRUMP MARRIES FOR THIRD TIME
And He'll Sue If You Claim He's Lying - Saturday, Donald Trump married
model Melania Knauss in a celebrity-filled, multi-million dollar wedding at
his gold-and-crystal-bedecked Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida. When the
Donald kissed the bride, guest Don King said, "There was a spontaneous
combustion of love."
I think that was just from the hairspray.
If only he'd meant that literally.
There was a huge flash, but it was just all the bling-bling.
This was the type of wedding where the presence of Don King gave it more