A note: readers wrote in to say that Kate Nelligan showed some skin in "Frankie and Johnnie" and "Therese Raquin", if anybody has a lead on those.
Tuna got this in the mail, and added a few of his own:

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner deal, here are the latest corporate mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey Im Home. Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine. Federal Express and UPS merge to become Fed Up. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild. 3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3Penney Opera. 12. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon Pants. 13. Knotts Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become Knott NOW.

And the Tuna additions:

Microsoft and A. B. Dick form two spin-offs -- Microdick and Soft Dicks Sony Buys IBM outright -- When Sony gets blue. Kroegers and Rand-McNally form KroegerRand Mrs. Gore introduces her own designer line of sealable containers called TipperTupper Julia Child launches a chat channel on a popular online service called Child Prodigy Hunt/Wesson and Chicken of the Sea form Sea Hunt Time/Warner/AOL and Hair Club for Men form TWA Hairlines UPS and Radio Shack merge to form Shack-up Bell Aerospace and Greenpeace -- Now whales are saved by the Bell Hertz and FTD form Hertz and Flowers

One Fish, Two Fish
A change. Tuna will now be a regular daily contributor to the member's edition. Every day (or almost every day), the members' edition will feature additional material from Tuna, with nudity.

Tuna's project in this section today is "Smashing Time", from the late 60's. No nudity, but lots of cleavage and cheesecake from Rita Tushingham and Lynn Redgrave! Redgrave today, Tushingham tomorrow.

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Tuna's contribution to the Members' Page today is the unrated version of "Zandalee" with Erika Anderson. See them elsewhere on the page.

Lida Egorova is on Blinky's runway today for the third of three days. Number 5 is the best. Numbers 2 and 6 are also pretty good see-throughs.

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Gold is Helen Labdon from 8 October 1991

Request girl is Lisa Bangert (#1, #2)

+ Ever wonder what the Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. Today's feature:

"British models Joanne Robinson and Sasha Valentina have both appeared in Playboy Newsstand Specials in somewhat more modest poses. If you compare these photos to their Playboy pics you can see why it's so hard to identify Playboy Models in their other appearances. The mole on Ms Robinson's chin is nearly invisible in Playboy thanks to rather liberal editing."

Robinson (#1, #2, #3) Valentina (#1, #2, #3)

++ Somebody sent in additional pictures of Page Three Girl, Debbie Corrigan, who is also the girlfriend of comic jim Davidson:

Fred's comments: Yup, that's her! Looks like the series I posted in Fun House back in Oct or Nov, but they don't look like my pics. This should resolve any doubt. British models do a lot of their harder work in Spain and the Canary Islands. Some models like Belinda Allen (Sara Gooch) and Claire Margerson actually live in Spain because they get more work, and they were able to do porn anonymously before the net.

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"Well, Scoop. I've capped the last of "Wander Lust", that thought-provoking CD-ROM that delves into one of mankind's oldest and most profound dilemmas - to wander, or to lust? To wander for lust, I think."

Glad you brought that up. Not many people know that was Shakespeare's line before he scratched it out and changed it to "to be or not to be". You see there was this pirate ...... Anyway, I think these profound and meaningful caps will lay to rest any suspicions that we never do anything truly significant or beneficial for mankind. We've even got a woman with only one name, just like a poignant French movie. I'm out of touch with video games, and I guess I was born too soon because friggin Pac-Man never got naked.

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  • Myriam Meziere in "Of Jonah, who will be 25 ...."
  • Myriam Meziere in "Of Jonah, who will be 25 ...."
  • Myriam Meziere in "Of Jonah, who will be 25 ...."
  • Anke Engelke in "Die Wochenshow" (no nudity)

  • Crow's comments:

    "These are Kate Capshaw from The Love Letter, that mega-hit that went head to head in release with Star Wars Ep 1... There looks to be a nip slit in the first pic. I couldn't get it out enough, so I used the dreaded 'auto-levels' which brought it out and, of course, made the rest of the picture look like crap. The last three are blurry butt shots as she rolls out of bed with her summer-lover, college boy." (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)

    Blackshine Demi Moore in a 1993 edition of Italian Vogue. The first is a portrait (profile). The second is a weird non-nude of Demi virtually unrecognizable with blond hair.

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    Blackshine and several colleagues can be tracked down at www.germancelebs.de

    Pelagic The comments are also by Pelagic:

    Manon on the cover of Shape magazine from several years ago. She's got a stomach you could bounce a quarter off of.

    Here's another scan from the VS catalog that I've been playing around with. I'm not really satisfied with the quality, but this seems to be about as good as I can get it with my limited talent and experience. I'm still learning how to get the most out of Photoshop 5.5. Sadly, I don't know the name of this particular VS model.

    Cindy Crawford in the new Elle.

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    The Golden Globes
  • Jolie.(pokiosity)
  • Minnie Driver (cleavage)
  • Gwyneth (just looking pretty)
  • SJP (just looking pretty)
  • Shirley MacLaine grabbing Streisand's ass.

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    a The unrated version of "Zandalee", from Tuna

    Featuring Erika Anderson. The first collage is a non-nude setup shot

    (#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9) The Night Porter, from Johnny Web

    A controversial film. Charlotte Rampling plays a concentration camp survivor who stops her former tormenter in a menial job. Instead of turning him in, she gets back into the same relationship they had when he was her captor. His ex-Nazi pals tell him that he needs to kill her or they will kill both of them, because she is a living witness. The two of them end up prisoners in his apartment.

    It's a complex psychological study, perhaps sensationalist. Vincent Canby of the New York Times called it "a piece of junk". Many lamented that a female director portrayed a woman who was used by the Nazis as a sex toy, then was willing to recreate the experience willingly. I think the point was that the experience affected her so profoundly that she cecame deeply disturbed. To me that's even more chilling than if she had been outraged and turned him in to the war crimes tribunal.

    It was stylishly filmed in Vienna, mostly in rain and mist, in a dominant green-grey hue, rendering it overwhelmingly dreary, as befitted the subject matter. Rampling lent her unique skeletal beauty to the unhealthy pallor. I think the vidcaps are some of the best I have done.

    (#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8) Holy Smoke

    Kate Winslet in Jane Campion's "Holy Smoke". Kate plays a victim of religious "brainwashing". Keitel is a deprogrammer. They become involved. Note that there are clear full-frontals in the first collage. These aren't DVD caps, obviously, but not bad for bootlegs of a movie not yet in general release.

    (#1 #2) Leftovers

    Had these sitting around. I talked about "Total Eclipse" some issues back. This is the obscure Kettly Noel, who had a tough role in that she had to have sex with muscle boy. But my nominee for "hazardous duty pay" is David Thewlis, who had to kiss DiCaprio and roll around naked while wrestling Leo. Now that's acting. I don't think they could pay me enough to play that part. You have to love Leo's little moustache. Gotta like a guy with the balls to walk into the barber and say "make me look like a twerp". Of course, Leo did have a bit of a head start on that twerpiness even before the moustache.

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