Scoop's comments: 
        You must be aware of the American 
        Southern Gothic tradition which encompasses such important writers as 
        Carson McCullers, Flannery O'Connor, Truman Capote, and Tennessee 
        Williams. The stories generally involve characters who are either 
        romantic eccentrics or once-great people gone to seed 
        ... through excessive alcohol drinkin', 
        'n' givin' up on theyselves on account o' some terrible failure in life 
        or love. They live in crumblin' plantation houses, and their lonely 
        lives now consist of droppin' their g's, rehashin' their memories, 'n' 
        meetin' together with other castaways, exchangin' some speechifyin' 
        which is empty, but mighty purty and right flowery. To add atmosphere, 
        there's usually a passel of folks who have bought Colonel Sanders's old 
        white suits from Goodwill and wear them at all times while moseyin' 
        through the genteel decay of the old parts of Charleston, Savannah, or 
        N'awlins. Most of 'em, even the richest and most educated characters, 
        have white trash cousins who are secretly married to their other white 
        trash cousins, or even to their own daddies. You can also count on the 
        fact that the families are hidin' some other secrets far more macabre 
        than incest. God knows what. It might be that there are insane people 
        chained up in the attic, or that somebody killed one of his children, or 
        it might be that ol' granny is still sleepin' with granpa's corpse.
        
        You name it. If Charles Dickens were to 
        be transplanted to the middle of the 20th century, he'd feel right at 
        home in the American South. This grotesque mythic structure is part of 
        the literary ethos in the South, sparking its worst excesses, but also 
        its grandest successes. Even the incomparable William Faulkner was not 
        untouched by the norms and conventions of Southern Gothic, although his 
        greatest works soared far above the genre. Southern Gothic. A Love Song 
        For Bobby Long is such a story, New Orleans division.
        Oh, before I begin discussing the movie, 
        there's another thing you furriners may not know about American 
        Southerners. Let's discuss the name "Bobby". Up north it is more common 
        to find a Bob or Rob. You can find a Bobby or two up north as well, but 
        they are usually little kids, and just about 100% of them are really 
        named "Robert". In the South, it is common for "Bobby" to be the name of 
        an adult (in the case of this movie, even a once-distinguished English 
        professor), and the name on his (or her!) birth certificate may even be 
        "Bobby." It ain't always a nickname, down here, podner. Iff'n you meet a 
        Larry down here, his birth certificate may be stained with chicken 
        grease and BBQ sauce, but if you can still make it out through the 
        smudges, it'll probably say "Larry", not "Lawrence." If you meet a 
        "Billy Bob" down here (a strong likelihood), don't expect his real name 
        to be "William Robert." 
        That shit's too hard to spell. 
        
        No, just kidding. We can spell down here, 
        but William Robert Thornton is too inaccessible, too pompous, too New 
        England.
        For some reason, we exempt "Charles" and 
        "David" from the "stuffy Northerner" rule. Southerners often have 
        "Charles" or "David" on their birth certificate, and they are rarely 
        called "Charlie", "Dave", "Davy", or "Chuck." 
        The one syllable attached middle name is 
        more of a Texas thang. We're different in Texas. Our state was part of 
        the Confederacy, but is not at all genteel. We raise our voices to whoop 
        out loud, and our aristocrats are not nearly so polite as the refined 
        people in the Deep South. We think of ourselves as rough-hewn 
        Westerners, not genteel Southerners, or maybe just as Texans, since this 
        massive state used to be a country, and is still as large as the largest 
        countries in Europe. You'll find a Jimmy Don, Donny Earl, Billy Ray, 
        Betty Jo, or Billy Bob around every corner in the Lone Star State, but 
        we aren't like the decaying plantation aristocrats, who seem to prefer 
        the implicit reverse snobbery inherent in having the simplest and 
        humblest possible name, like Jimmy or Huey or Bobby. The mannerly 
        Southerners also seem to feature uniquely Southern creations like Arlen 
        and Beau(regard). Beauregard is kind of a universally Southern name, 
        isn't it? Just as you know Alistair is not an American, you can be sure 
        Beauregard is not a Northerner.
        Enough side-tracks. 
        Bottom line: it probably should say 
        "Bobby Long" on his driver's license, not "Robert Long," but a legal 
        document is addressed to the movie character as "Mr. Robert Long."
        The story begins as a young girl named 
        Pursline is sitting in a white trash trailer park in Florida, eating 
        peanut butter dipped in M&M's. She finds out that her estranged, 
        alcoholic mother has died, and heads off to New Orleans for the funeral. 
        She doesn't make it in time for the service, but finds out that her mom 
        has left her something as a legacy - one third of a disgustingly filthy, 
        unheated, run-down shack near the French Quarter. It seems that momma's 
        two roommates each own a third as well. One of them is Bobby Long, once 
        a brilliant literature professor, now a hopeless middle-aged drunk. The 
        other is Lawson Pines, once Bobby's teaching assistant, then his 
        confidante, now his fellow alkie.
        SPOILERS:
        The story is simply about the three of 
        them learning to live together and maybe helping one another to a better 
        place in life. On the way, they all get drunk and say cruelly honest 
        things to one another, and then they get all guilty and serious and 
        dramatically reveal all their secrets to one another, including the 
        horrible event that caused Bobby to go from boy genius to hopeless 
        derelict. Since Pursline is hazy on the identity of her father, I 
        suppose you can probably figure out the biggest secret of all about five 
        minutes into the film.
        END SPOILERS:
        The narration and dialogue are heavy with 
        the weight of stylized Southern-fried prose. It begins, "Tahm was never 
        a friend to Bobba Long ..." The film ups the preciousness ante with a 
        constant exchange of literary references between Bobby and Lawson, as 
        they try to stump one another in an ongoing game of quotes from their 
        favorite authors. The film also moves slowly, takes a long time to get 
        into, and ends rather melodramatically ...
        and yet ...
        ... yet I did eventually get drawn into 
        its world. 
        Somewhere in the middle I got hooked in, 
        started to like the characters, and even liked the way they turned their 
        artificial phrases. My eventual involvement was a real triumph for the 
        actors, because they were working with some eccentric material which was 
        difficult to make credible. This script could easily have degenerated 
        into something like a high school performance of Streetcar Named Desire, 
        but John Travolta, Gabriel Macht and Scarlett Johansson all brought some 
        charisma to their parts, and managed to do a remarkably good job at 
        breathing life into the affected dialogue. Although I know that old 
        smelly alcoholics and 9th grade drop-outs don't really talk like this, 
        all three of these performers functioned well enough to convince me that 
        they do, and all of them were smart enough to underplay the most florid 
        and melodramatic writing. 
        They were supported by some good N'Awlins 
        music, and fine cinematography by Elliott Davis, who shot the fringes of 
        New Orleans  - the seedy run-down neighborhoods, the fading mansions, 
        the cemeteries, the neighborhood bars, the backyards and empty lots - 
        with precisely the romantic decadence required. I'd say it was damned 
        fine second generation Southern Gothic. 
        Is it a film for everyone? No. Nobody 
        else seemed to like it as much as I did. Did it have blockbuster 
        potential? No. It seems like it was made in about 1962, and it's too 
        much like a filmed play rather than a purely cinematic project. But it 
        did turn out to be a pleasant and easy watch for me, I found that the 
        time passed quickly, and when it was over I did not regret having 
        invested that time. If you don't mind an all-too-Southern and 
        all-too-literary piece of very old-fashioned movie making, you might 
        give it a shot.