Saturday

Oz's Australia Day Special

Monday, 26 January, is Australia Day.


The 70s were the prime years for movie and television nudity in Australia. You'll also notice some names appear over again. I am still waiting for some of the good shows and movies to come out on DVD. However, we have to make do.




Stone



Stone (1974) was a bikie movie, based on a bikie gang in Sydney. The director's commentary is interesting and enables some identification. The main nudity comes from a skinny dip. Rebecca Gilling and Jude Matthews are completely naked, as are a couple of unidentified. Victoria Anoux is topless when losing strip poker. Helen Morse and  Sue Lloyd and an unnamed woman provide some eye candy.

Gilling

Matthews

Anoux

Morse

Lloyd

Unknowns

 

 




Don's Party



Don's Party (1976) is another well-known Aussie movie. Candy Raymond and Clare Binney are completely naked, and Veronica Lang is topless.

Raymond

Binney

 

Lang

 

 




Number 96



Number 96 (1970s) was a soap that, unlike most modern soaps, had plenty of nudity. The caps from this show are mainly from a couple of TV specials that contained clips of the show. This made some identification difficult. Full nakedness came form Nostalgia Mason (yes, that really is her name, or at least her pseudonym in her only IMDB credit) and Deborah Gray. The rest of the women, Cathy Jones, Charne Marshall, Elaine Lee, Frances Hargreaves, Lorrae Desmond, Robyn Gurney, Susannah Piggott, Suzanne Church, Vicki Raymond, Wendy Hughes and some I couldn't identify are partially clothed.

Mason

Gray

Jones

Marshall

Lee

Hargreaves

Desmond

Gurney

Piggott

Church

Raymond

Hughes

unknown

 

 

 




Number 96 - The Movie



Number 96 - The Movie (1974) is a mediocre TV movie based on the soap. Unfortunately, the quality is not very good. Rebecca Gilling is totally naked, Elaine Lee is topless and Lynn Rainbow shows some see-through pokies.

Gilling

Lee

Rainbow

 

 




Alvin Purple



Alvin Purple was irresistible to women and Alvin Purple (1973) is the movie of his early days. Plenty of naked women, including Lynette Curran, Kris McQuade, Elke Neidhart, Anne Pendlebury, Debbie Nankervis, Shara Berriman, Jacki Weaver. Partially dressed or eye candy are Abigail, Christine Amor, Jenny Hagen, Elli Maclure, Penne Hackforth-Jones and some unidentified women.

Curran

McQuade

Neidhart

Pendlebury

Nankervis

Berriman

Weaver

Abigail

Amor

Hagen

Maclure

Hackforth-Jones

unknown

 




Alvin Purple Rides Again



Alvin Purple Rides Again (1974) was the sequel, which was by no means as good. It did, however, still have a lot of naked women, including Candy Raymond, Chantal Contouri, Judy Stevenson, Joy Thompson and Kris McQuade. The eye candy comes from Abigail, Arna-Maria Winchester, Briony Behets, Debbie Nankervis, Dina Mann, Penne Hackforth-Jones and some unidentified women.

Raymond

Contouri

Stevenson

Thompson

McQuade

Abigail

Winchester

Behets

Nankervis

Mann

Hackforth-Jones

unknown

 

 




Floodhouse



Moving forward to the 21st century and Aussie movies lost their sense of humour and started to become too serious. Fortunately, there is still some nudity. In Floodhouse (2003) has a topless Catherine McClements and a see-through Victoria Thaine.

McClements

Thaine

 

 




Jewboy



Jewboy (2005) has a Imelda Damayanthi as a topless stripper and Inga Novak briefly flashes a breast.

Damayanthi

Novak

 

 




Suburban Mayhem



Emily Barclay is topless in Suburban Mayhem (2006), and a movie is included.

Barclay

 

 




West



West (2007) is set in the lower socio-economic area of western Sydney. Gillian Alexy and Blazey Best are topless and Yael Stone shows a lot of leg.

Alexy

Best

Stone

 

 




False Witness



False Witness (2008) is an Aussie co-production. Although the most high profile actress who is topless, Claire Forlani, is not the only one to get her gear off. Alin Sumarwata, Anita Hegh and some unidentified strippers and prostitutes are also topless.

Forlani

Sumarwata

Hegh

unknown

 

 

 




Mark Loves Sharon



Mark Loves Sharon (2008) was a 6 part TV series, which was supposed to be partially based on a well-known Australian cricketer who had trouble keeping his pants on. It was also supposed to be funny - it wasn't. No nudity but plenty of bikini-clad eye candy by Abby Meates, Kylie Gulliver, Saskia Hamapele and some that weren't identified.

Meates

Gulliver

Hamapele

unknown


 


Aussie Bonus

Scoop's notes:


What does the rest of the world think of when they hear the word "Australia"? Didgeridoos? Boomerangs? Kangaroos? Crocodile Dundee? The Aboriginals? Akubra Hats? Foster's? Maybe, but I submit that when playing Family Feud, the "things that come from Australia" answers would include Elle "The Body" MacPherson

You can see here that she's still looking incredibly good for however freakin' old she is. She admits to 44, so I suppose she's probably 70 or something, but you have to wonder whether she realized that her public hair was visible in these. Also, you might be able to see a hint of labia in #2. She's really our kind of gal!

Did you know her birth name is Eleanor "The Body" Gow? Most people think "The Body" is a nickname, but her parents named her after their hero, Jesse Ventura. Oh, I know Jess was only 12 at the time, but the Gows knew he was going to be big.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Postal

2008

The latest from the "German Ed Wood," Uwe Boll

Nudity from Julia Sandberg, Lucie Guest, Michaela Mann, and Holly Eglinton. Samples below.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Kill Switch

2007

Today from the Steve Seagal direct to video flick "Kill Switch", we have Andrea Stefancikova baring the boobies for good old Steve. Caps and a clip. 
 

 

 

"Fox and Friends"


Over in TV Land the 'Today" show gives us leggy Natalie Morales

then Amy Robach joins Natalie for a leg duel.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Forbidden Desires

2006

Part 3 of the series dedicated to Mia Zottoli (mostly third party stuff).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

         
   

All-American Murder

1992

Scoop's note: one interesting fact about this film is that it was the last one directed by Potsie! It's a real film, too, starring Walken. By the way, Potsie continues to have a successful directing career to this day, but exclusively in television. His most recent efforts were for a show called "The Secret Life of the American Teenager."

Josie Bissett clip here

 Sample below:

 
   
         

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

 

"Las Vegas"

Nikki Cox. Season one concluded.

s1, e20

 

s1, e21

s1, e22

s1, e23

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blindness

2008

 

Alice Braga and Julianne Moore film clips.

Alice Braga collages

Julianne Moore collage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Repo! The Genetic Opera

2008

I'm no fan of musicals, normally, but this 2008 Sci-Fi musical is outstanding. With it's highly stylized photography, it was also a bear to cap, even though I used the Blu-ray version, and Paris Hilton's 12-second nip slip is a little tough to see because the focus was off of her in the scene, but all that not withstanding, this is a must-see flick for most movie buffs.

Set in 2056, an epidemic of organ failures worldwide provides an opportunity for biotech company GenCo to become the world's savior with organ transplants, for a price. They also develop Zydrate, a very expensive and extremely addictive painkiller that helps people get through their surgery, but hooks them for life.

The transplants and drugs are extremely expensive, but GeneCo solves that by offering payment plans. Unfortunately, if you fall behind, GeneCo has been authorized by the government to repossess the transplanted organ, so they hire Repo Men to hunt down the delinquent and take back the transplant. Of course, during this process, the debtor dies.

This turns out to be good news for drug dealers who have developed a healthy clientele for black market Zydrate, which they obtain by sucking it from the dead bodies of the Repo Men's victims.

Set against this background is the story of a young woman who is searching for the cure to her own rare disease, and trying to unearth the secrets behind the mysterious background of her Doctor father.

A first rate production, great rock music, a good story, and just an all around fun time make me highly recommend this flick to Sci-Fi fans and fans of the bizarre. It has more than a touch of horror, so horror fans may like it also.

 

Jake Reardon Paris Hilton

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

The Sex Kitten's Kerry Katona. She looks pretty good for a woman who smokes a zillion packs a day, has had kids, has been overweight, and has consumed more drugs and booze than Jim Morrison. Oh, and did I mention that she had breast reduction surgery from a high point of 34GG? As you can see, they're still pendulous.