|In case you needed further proof that the human
race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual
label instructions on consumer goods.
On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." This is, of course, how Hemingway died. They made up that other story because it was more macho. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (it's only a suggestion) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." It should add ..... "oops" On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." Strangely enough, that is actually a rarity in the UK. Most things remain room temperature despite their best efforts to refrigerate or cook them. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". I always have told my kids: Children's Cough Medicine and Lathes don't mix. And I won't even talk about the time when Katya was three. She went on a Cough Medicine Binge and totaled the Buick. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." MAY? MAY? I shelled out eleven bucks for this stuff at 7-Eleven, and they're not even sure? On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." Yeah, now that you bring it up, I've always wondered what the other choices are. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Don't ask. Let's just say that Bangkok is the only place where the other use is legal. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." Actually, this one isn't stupid! If you weren't aware, a peanut is not a nut, despite its name. So if you advertise that a can contains peanuts and you pad it out with cheap nuts of some kind, you have to tell people. The label is still funny, though. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." Interestingly, these are the same instructions I used to post to my zipper when I was dating Carmen. On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." I believe this clearly establishes my case about the relationship between mental disorder and ABBA music.
|One Fish, Two Fish|
|pictures and commentary byMongoose|
|Natsuki Ozawa from the 1995
Japanese movie Zero Woman. In other markets, this was
actually Zero Woman 2 but since the first Zero Woman
movie was not released in the US, this one was titled for
release here as just Zero Woman. This movie's about a
young policewoman who belongs in the Tokyo Police
Department's elite anti-organized crime Zero Unit. She's
a bit of a freak and blood and violence makes her very
horny. First collage is mostly non-nude but a
little boob peek
as she's driving home wiping the blood off of her.
Natsuki's in the shower washing the blood off.
Her partner drops by and a naked Natsuki pulls a gun on him. She tried to boff him but he didn't want to.
Uhhh...in Japan, being a female undercover officer can sometimes lead to being raped. Even though Natsuki killed this muthafreakin' ugly rapist, she didn't really seem all that bothered by the assault. Just part of the job, I guess.
Not only did it not bother her, it made her hook up with her old partner and nasty. I wonder if he knows what just happened and if so, why's he putting his face there?
Zero Woman having sex. Still topless.
For the voyeurs among you, peep through the window at Natsuki getting dressed after sex.
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|No girl yesterday (Sunday).
The replacement is Jo. 7-10-99. (#1 #2 #3 #4)
Gold is Beoley Ashley from 16 March 1984
|+||Ever wonder what the
Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when
not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does.
Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue,
"Frodo", specializes in "outing" the
harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls.
"Playboy BOL model Shelly Goodair also did a tour as the Fax Girl on the Playboy TV UK version of "Night Calls". Usually her hair is a bit darker in Playboy."
|Publisher Hi, Scoop. Another contribution for
the daily Fun House. These are from the February issue of
the Spanish magazine "MAN", in which we see
Yvonne Reyes naked and pregnant. Ms Reyes is a native
Venezuelan, but now works as a host/presenter on Spanish
Scoop's comments, I'm not really into pregnant women, but I looked at the first two and I was hooked. This woman is drop-dead gorgeous. What a face! Look at number two and tell me it ain't so!
|Unique 1 New vidcaps:
Lidia Olizzi in "The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance" Krista Nell in "The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance" Krista Nell in "The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance" Krista Nell in "The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance" Christina Cox, "Better than Chocolate" Christina Cox, "Better than Chocolate" Christina Cox, "Better than Chocolate" Christina Cox, "Better than Chocolate" Karyn Dwyer, "Better than Chocolate" Karyn Dwyer, "Better than Chocolate" Katherine Heigl in "The Tempest" Karen Russell in an adult CD-ROM game called "Wander Lust" Karen Russell Karen Russell Karen Russell Karen Russell Karen Russell Karen Russell Karen Russell
|RoSSoL||This exactly isn't a quality
post, but at least the Finns may be interested in it
anyway. I'm not aware of any prior nudity done by Laura Malmivaara. This is a scan from the magazine
promoting her new film "Levottomat" that
premieres next Friday. There should be a lot of sex
scenes in that movie and the female cast includes very
interesting names: Irina Björklund, Nina Kurkinen (one
of our top-models), Matleena Kuusniemi (great body!) and
Vilma Melasniemi. They all will have nude scenes (but of
Melasniemi I don't know for sure).
Now what is extremely interesting in this film is that the director (Aku Louhimies - man behind "Isänmaan toivot" for example) has said in numerous occasions that the sex scenes are for real and not just acting! Of course this may have been done just to market the film - but I don't think so. He has discussed about the different approach he wants to take to sex displayed in film already earlier, also in movie magazines etc. None of the actors/actresses have denied his words, they have been keeping "no detailed comments" line. So I'm awaiting the video, or even better yet, the DVD with deleted scenes
|ReCaps||Recap has the rasslin' babes from "The Royal Rumble" swimsuit contest. They never got naked, but Mae Young did (EEEEEEEWWWWWW!). (The Mae cap is not from ReCap)|
|Blackshine||Mixed bag from Blackshine. Some
caps from German TV, and scans of Debi Mazar in the
Italian Vogue. I think Blackshine possibly does the best
TV caps I've ever seen, but he has no nudity for us
Blackshine and several colleagues can be tracked down at www.germancelebs.de
Members Bonuses- Assorted
"Jaded" was just released on DVD. We saw. Carla Gugino yesterday. Today's images aren't as good, since they were all in really dark night lighting, and the women aren't as famous. (Kihlstedt is best known, if she's known at all, for being married to Gil Bellows). They were so dark I had to choose between distortion and darkness. I sometimes chose distortion as the lesser of the two evils, sometimes darkness.
Eye of the Needle
"Eye of the Needle" is a stylish WW2 espionage thriller. Donald Sutherland is a Nazi spy who has accurately determined the location of the planned d-day invasion and must inform Germany. Kate Nelligan is a British housewife who must prevent this from happening. The complication that distinguishes it from all others of its genre is that Nelligan fell in love with him before she figured out he was a bad guy. It's a good genre film, with some attention to period detail and atmosphere.
Nelligan is a Canadian actress who is still active (Now 48, she's in "Cider House Rules"). As far as I know, this was the only nudity of her distinguished quarter century on film. If anybody knows otherwise, please advise! Nelligan Nelligan Nelligan
My daughter loved this movie. She's thirteen. Three stoners have to raise enough money to bail out their roommate, who has been unfairly imprisoned. They do it by stealing medicinal marijuana and selling it.
I thought there was exactly one funny line, and it was in the previews. (The star is pretenting to be a Jamaican drug lord. A suspicious fellow dealer asks him what part of Jamaica he's from, and he says "by dee beach".) The one little bit of nudity was a damned good turn-on, but I don't know who she is. Drug lord Clarence Williams III is surrounded by scantily-clad female bodyguards, and one of them falls out of her top in a fight scene. If you can identify her, please advise.