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  Cashback2006 (parts released in 2004) An art student named Ben is suffering from a bad break-up. The most 
  significant symptom of his love sickness is that time refuses to pass for him. 
  When he's awake the clock ticks in slow motion. When he's asleep ... well, 
  that's his biggest problem. He can't sleep. He just lies there thinking about 
  his outrageously beautiful ex, who is now lying in the arms of a slick 
  douchebag. He chooses to cope with sleeplessness by taking a job in an 
  all-night supermarket, where every employee has the same problem with time 
  passing much too slowly. In this new environment, he passes the time by 
  participating in hijinks with fellow employees and by fantasizing about 
  beautiful female customers. Eventually he finds a new love where he least 
  expects it. The most interesting things about the film creation's is that the 
  feature-length film is an expansion of a 19-minute short which was nominated 
  for an Oscar in 2004. Because the director was able to retain all the cast 
  members, the original nineteen minutes of footage appears in its entirety in 
  the protracted 2006 version. Apart from that, there's nothing groundbreaking 
  about the form of Cashback. It's an offbeat romantic comedy with a first 
  person narration by a shy, sensitive artistic type. Occasionally he 
  illustrates an important point about his character by narrating a story about 
  his childhood, ala The Wonder Years. We've seen that done more than a few 
  times. It's the kind of concept which, when done wrong, can either cause a guy 
  to grow a vagina or to throw solid, heavy objects at the TV screen. But it's 
  not done wrong here. Speaking as one who spent more than a year working the 
  all-night shift in a retail store (and actually liked it most of the time), I 
  can attest to the fact that the writer really seems to have been there, and 
  done that because the film portrays that environment with sincerity and 
  accuracy, albeit with selectivity. The film has great charm, gentle 
  surrealism, off-kilter humor and acres of very naked flesh in one section. In 
  fact, one of the film's greatest pleasures is the juxtaposition of its sweet 
  G-rated sensibility with its lingering studies of beautiful naked women. It's not a film likely to be remembered as a favorite, but it's a perfect 
  date movie for grown-ups. The women are likely to appreciate the film's innate 
  sensitivity and the  romanticism of its ending, while an insincere 
  scoundrel like me can pretend to enjoy all that soft-hearted crap in order 
  to manipulate his date's heightened emotions, all while ogling some hot naked 
  chicks, and picking up a few laughs along the way. Men rate it 7.6 at IMDb, women 7.8. Although IMDb voters have taken it to their hearts, film critics were tepid 
  in their reactions. Rotten Tomatoes estimates that 47% of the reviews were 
  positive, and Metacritic estimates that the average review was 54/100. Roger 
  Ebert scored it a 2.5/4, but pushed it to a "fresh" in his RT rating, and 
  James Berardinelli was in the same general ballpark with three stars. I watched the film on DVD, but I noticed that Mkone had already done 
  captures from a hi-def TV broadcast (720p), which was slightly better quality, 
  so these are his videos: By the way, the DVD also includes the original Oscar-nominate short and a 
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L'Innocente
(1976) 
  
  Visconti's The Innocent is an Italian period drama based on a novel by 
  Gabrielle d'Annunzio about the nature of 19th century marriage among the 
  aristocracy. A nobleman (an early role for Giancarlo Gianini) is 
  having an affair, and explains to his wife, Laura Antonelli, that he likes and 
  respects her more than ever, but has no passion for her, and requests that she 
  simply put up with his philandering. He never doubts that she will obey. After the affair cools, 
  her returns to his wife only to find her pregnant, obviously not by him. He 
  pushes for an abortion, but she will have none of it, and his mother is 
  ecstatic. The film does not end happily for anyone. It was the final film directed by Luchino Visconti, and this is thought to 
  be one of his better films, but it is a daunting 2 hours and 5 minutes with 
  only about 15 minutes of plot so some viewers, including me, may find the pace 
  slow and the story less than compelling, That does not detract from the fact 
  that it is an excellent film in many ways. The period is recreated 
  meticulously and those who love costume dramas will find lots of gowns to 
  ooh and ahh over. Scoop's notes: Visconti's films, like those of 
  many of the great Italian directors, are an acquired taste. Over the years I 
  have managed to acquire a taste for DeSica, Bertolucci, and Fellini, but never 
  for Pasolini, Visconti or Antonioni. Visconti's movie are all rated high at 
  IMDb. In fact, L'Innocente is one of his lowest, at 7.4, but I'll be damned if 
  I can explain why this or any of the others are considered to be so good, not 
  even Death in Venice or Obsession, two films which critics love to name-drop. 
  I suppose there must be some important part of my brain missing. 
  
It is finally available on DVD from RLDVDs.com in a region-free PAL in Italian, 
with English subtitles. This Australian DVD is the only one ever issued of this 
film. The transfer is good, and the audio crisp. The subtitles are competent. 
  
There is only four minutes of nudity, but it is full frontal exposure 
from Italian superstar Laura Antonelli in her prime.
   Laura Antonelli 
                                                                                           
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            | Tina Louise, Ginger from Gilligan's Island in a VERY minimal 
            pre-Gilligan flash in something called The Good Guys and the Bad 
            Guys. |  |  
            | For several years there it seemed 
            that Ritual would be Jennifer Grey's farewell to acting, but she 
            came back about a year ago and has started to work again with a few 
            TV appearances and a small role in a film called Keith, about which 
            I know nothing, other than it is rated an improbable 9.3 at IMDb, 
            9.7 by women. (The balloting appears to be phony, with 89 out of 109 
            viewers scoring it a ten, but maybe is just one of those 
            masterpieces ignored by the mainstream.) Anyway, Jennifer didn't get naked in Ritual, but she looked great 
            and got skimpy in these film 
            clips. There was some nudity from other women named
            Natasha "Shake Your" Budhi 
            and Kristen Wilson. |  |  
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