|The to-do list for Y2000 Survivalists:
|One Fish, Two Fish|
|words and pictures byMongoose|
|Weather Woman Here are some caps from the acclaimed
1995 Japanese movie "Weather Woman." Kei
Mizutani plays a television weather announcer who becomes
an instant celebrity after flashing her panties on TV.
This is one of the few movies I've purchased lately that
I've watched more than once. Weather Woman is a
hilarious, campy lampoon of network television. The video
quality was a bit of a disappointment to me but it's the
only version available that I know of. Saori Taira was
the weather woman before she took ill and had to take the
night off. Her illness gave Kei the chance to sub for her
and make the most of the opportunity to win Saori's job
away. Saori was relegated to hosting the reality program
"Hello, Mr. Pervert!" where she became quite
humiliated after an accident with an enema enthusiast.
Saori was then made Kei's personal servant, which leads
to this first collage where Saori is giving her mistress a bath.
Not happy with the way she is being washed, Kei demands that Saori use her tongue to lick her clean. Pretty damn hot scene for a movie that's actually won legitimate awards.
Here's a collage of smaller caps with the subtitles left on so that you can follow the dialogue when Kei tells Saori to lick every inch of her body.
Another scene of Saori licking Kei.
Kei's enemies secretly filmed this lesbian encounter and aired it live on network TV during Kei's weather forecast. This collage consists of some caps of Saori licking Kei's boobs on the TV screen.
Bonus! Min Tanaka from the Japanese cult cyberpunk movie Tetsuo II: Body Hammer.
|Yesterday was Jo, 20, from Leicestershire. (#1 #2 #3 #4)|
|+||Ever wonder what the Playboy,
Page Three, and other softcore models do when not
modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does.
Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue,
"Frodo", specializes in "outing" the
harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls.
"More explicit looks at Page Three Model Debbie Corrigan"
| Greetings Scoop,
This week I've capped Joan Severance in the Zalman King film "Lake Consequence". You can always rely on Zalman to feature lots of skin and this film is no exception. I think these are some of Joan's best nude scenes. Next week I'll send collages of the other woman in the film, May Karasun. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13)
|I think Helcrom was the first
"branded" contributor ever to submit material
to the Fun House. Considerign that we are in the fifth
year of this endeavor, that goes back a ways. This
material is all new, all with nudity (even Bernadette
Peters!), all excellent quality.
Brenda Bakke, "Shelter" Cissie Colpitts-Cameron, "Porky's II" Christie Cox, "Strange Desire" Brandy Davis, "Testing the Limits" Harley, "Strange Desire" Kyle Hunter "Strange Desire" Lauren Hutton "American Gigolo". No match of face to naughty bits Lorrissa McComas "Testing the Limits" Bernadette Peters, "Pink Cadillac" DeAnne Power "Strange Desire" Kira Reed, "Scandalous" Leslie Sachs, "Drawn to the Flame" Jodi Verdu, "Drawn to the Flame" Lisa Welti, "Drawn to the Flame" Lisa Welti, "Drawn to the Flame" Lynn Williams, "Strange Desire" Sean Young, "Men"
|schmutzfink||Schmutzfink is a new guy. He promises us that he's going to be another PAL, submitting only material that isn't in the archives or improves upon the ones in the archives. We'll give him a chance to back up his promise.|
|It's always good to re-visit the classics. What could be more classical in the history of cinema nudity than Kathleen Turner in Body Heat? "Maybe you shouldn't wear that body." (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)|