Saturday

The to-do list for Y2000 Survivalists:
  • Find grocery store receipt for 10,000 packets of ramen noodles.
  • Apologize to neighbors about the tripwire incident; offer to replace dog.
  • Gather recipes for Spam and dehydrated potatoes.
  • Return 753 videos to Blockbuster.
  • Prepare for the dreaded but little-known "Arbor Day Bug."
  • Learn how to disarm a Claymore mine.
  • Laugh at all those losers out there fighting each other for scraps of food, and thank the Lord for the safety of the bunker, cut off from all connection with the outside world.
  • Find the bastard who sold me all that dehydrated water.
  • Curse God for wussing out on the wrath.
  • Make sure the babes in the bunker still think we need to repopulate earth.




One Fish, Two Fish
Tuna's two-day project is "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". Today's portion is Phoebe Cates.

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6)

Esther Canadas is on Blinky's runway today for the third of three days.

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8)




words and pictures byMongoose
Weather Woman Here are some caps from the acclaimed 1995 Japanese movie "Weather Woman." Kei Mizutani plays a television weather announcer who becomes an instant celebrity after flashing her panties on TV. This is one of the few movies I've purchased lately that I've watched more than once. Weather Woman is a hilarious, campy lampoon of network television. The video quality was a bit of a disappointment to me but it's the only version available that I know of. Saori Taira was the weather woman before she took ill and had to take the night off. Her illness gave Kei the chance to sub for her and make the most of the opportunity to win Saori's job away. Saori was relegated to hosting the reality program "Hello, Mr. Pervert!" where she became quite humiliated after an accident with an enema enthusiast. Saori was then made Kei's personal servant, which leads to this first collage where Saori is giving her mistress a bath.

Not happy with the way she is being washed, Kei demands that Saori use her tongue to lick her clean. Pretty damn hot scene for a movie that's actually won legitimate awards.

More of the tongue bath scene.

Here's a collage of smaller caps with the subtitles left on so that you can follow the dialogue when Kei tells Saori to lick every inch of her body.

Another scene of Saori licking Kei.

Kei is enjoying some tea as she gets her bath.

Kei's enemies secretly filmed this lesbian encounter and aired it live on network TV during Kei's weather forecast. This collage consists of some caps of Saori licking Kei's boobs on the TV screen.

Bonus! Min Tanaka from the Japanese cult cyberpunk movie Tetsuo II: Body Hammer.







Yesterday was Jo, 20, from Leicestershire. (#1 #2 #3 #4)

Gold is Janine Andrews from 20th September 1987

Request girl is Nicki Debuse (#1, #2)

+ Ever wonder what the Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. Today's feature:

"More explicit looks at Page Three Model Debbie Corrigan"

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9)







Greetings Scoop,

This week I've capped Joan Severance in the Zalman King film "Lake Consequence". You can always rely on Zalman to feature lots of skin and this film is no exception. I think these are some of Joan's best nude scenes. Next week I'll send collages of the other woman in the film, May Karasun. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13)




donbun New caps.
  • Drew Griffin in "Intimate Sessions"
  • Kira Reed in "Intimate Sessions"






  • I think Helcrom was the first "branded" contributor ever to submit material to the Fun House. Considerign that we are in the fifth year of this endeavor, that goes back a ways. This material is all new, all with nudity (even Bernadette Peters!), all excellent quality.

    Brenda Bakke, "Shelter" Cissie Colpitts-Cameron, "Porky's II" Christie Cox, "Strange Desire" Brandy Davis, "Testing the Limits" Harley, "Strange Desire" Kyle Hunter "Strange Desire" Lauren Hutton "American Gigolo". No match of face to naughty bits Lorrissa McComas "Testing the Limits" Bernadette Peters, "Pink Cadillac" DeAnne Power "Strange Desire" Kira Reed, "Scandalous" Leslie Sachs, "Drawn to the Flame" Jodi Verdu, "Drawn to the Flame" Lisa Welti, "Drawn to the Flame" Lisa Welti, "Drawn to the Flame" Lynn Williams, "Strange Desire" Sean Young, "Men"




    schmutzfink Schmutzfink is a new guy. He promises us that he's going to be another PAL, submitting only material that isn't in the archives or improves upon the ones in the archives. We'll give him a chance to back up his promise.

    Ava Fabian in "Midnight Temptations" Dana Vavrova in "Der Nachbar" Brittany York in "Miracle Beach"







    It's always good to re-visit the classics. What could be more classical in the history of cinema nudity than Kathleen Turner in Body Heat? "Maybe you shouldn't wear that body." (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)




    SC
  • Large collage of Amanda Donohoe in Castaway



  • More
  • seven from UCO: Kari Wuhrer in "An Occasional Hell"
  • Kari Wuhrer in "An Occasional Hell"
  • Kari Wuhrer in "An Occasional Hell"
  • Nicole Kidman in "Dead Calm"
  • Nicole Kidman in "Dead Calm"
  • Shannon Elizabeth in "Jack Frost"
  • Valeria Golino in "An Occasional Hell"
  • Amber Smith's classic layout in Photo, revisited by RVF
  • Amber Smith's layout in Photo, revisited by RVF
  • Amber Smith's layout in Photo, revisited by RVF
  • Amber Smith's layout in Photo, revisited by RVF
  • Amber Smith's layout in Photo, revisited by RVF
  • Amber Smith's layout in Photo, revisited by RVF
  • Julie delpy, also from RVF
  • Three Chumba vidcaps of Katie Holmes in "Teaching Mrs Tingle"
  • Katie Holmes in "Teaching Mrs Tingle"
  • Katie Holmes in "Teaching Mrs Tingle"
  • Vanity in "Never too Young to Die", from Don Juan
  • Vanity in "Never too Young to Die", from Don Juan
  • Vanity in "Never too Young to Die", from Don Juan
  • Vanity in "Never too Young to Die", from Don Juan
  • Three Dann collages from "Blood Oranges". Sheryl Lee
  • Aida Lopez
  • Laila Robins
  • non-nude Daniela Pestova in Leather, from the new POV. (Maelstrom)
  • Amy Yasbeck in "Denial" (Cambo)
  • Olga Tsikalidou
  • Beautiful paparazzi shots of Mar Flores, from laf