"Girls are for Loving"
Girls are for Loving (1973) Pits secret agent and sexpot Ginger (Cheri Caffaro) against a frigid controlling blackmailing villainess, Jocelyn Peters. Peters stops at nothing, including murder, torture, and kidnapping to learn about a trade agreement so she can do some insider training. Really, I didn't make that up. Acting, plot, photography, dialogue and transfer were about equally bad. On the plus side, you have frequent full frontal from both Caffaro and Peters.
IMDB readers have this at 3.8 of 10. This is the third and last (also least) in the Ginger series. I will say that the plot allows some interesting dynamics, including a helpless woman manacled head and foot being seduced against her will. The nudity is great, some of the sex scenes have heat, but it is otherwise a very forgettable film. Low C-.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Cabin Fever (2003):
I noticed on JoBlo's site that there was some
additional nudity hidden in an Easter Egg on the Cabin Fever DVD.
Even knowing it was there, I still had a helluva time finding it.
Actresses Stephanie Swift and Janelle Perry get it on with Deputy
"Party Man" Winston.
Confusion of Genders (2000):
Confusion of Genders must be a movie which cannot be
reviewed by a non-native French speaker. It was marketed as a
comedy, but for my money it has about as many laughs as
Schindler's List, 21 Grams, or Mystic River. Obviously, the
alleged humor must derive from something unique to the French
culture, characters, or language. To my eyes, it seems to be a
self-absorbed, talky, tragic film about perpetually unhappy,
generally creepy people who want what they can't have, and make all
the wrong decisions because they seem to have no other choice, or
are unable to will a better choice.
A bi-sexual man has "test sex" with his female law
partner, and she gets pregnant, so they marry. Meanwhile, he is
fucking a teenage boy and the girlfriend of a client he defended
incompetently into life imprisonment. "The bad news: you'll never
leave prison. The good news: your girlfriend won't be lonely". None
of these relationships leaves him happy in any way. The sex scenes
are lifeless and unsexy. (I guess that is supposed to be funny. Or
tragic. Or something.) The characters are unsympathetic and
sometimes just plain nasty. In the end, he hits on the (male) nurse
when his wife gives birth.
That is some wacky-ass shit, alright. Just goes to
show that the line between comedy and tragedy is a thin one.
I just couldn't find any hook to get me involved in
the goings-on. There is substantial nudity, but it is cold and
lifeless. The photography is quite beautiful, but you simply don't
want to watch this film unless you speak French and are immersed in
the sexual politics of French culture. I just didn't get it at all.
Julie Gayet (1,
Nathalie Richard (1,
obscure chicks (1,
Comic Jo Brand caused a stink by offering to fart the Albanian
national anthem. Last night Jo, 43, apologised for
the joke. Her agent said: “She did not mean for her offensive
material to cause offense. Oh, wait a minute, I guess she did.
All her material causes offense, but some people have no sense
of humor. Hey, now that I think about it, fuck Albania"
President Bush to deliver speeches based on faith-based
retroCRUSH picks the 100 most annoying things of 2003
Shockwave animation of the greatest Hubble photographs, set to
The alpha challenge - using classic arcade games.
FreakingNews.com - new Photoshop contest: Photoshop Iowa
Caucuses to add satire to it.
Variety says ABC has greenlit another reunion movie featuring
the cast of the late '80s comedy hit Growing Pains.
- There is, as yet, no Mother Focker, but
Dustin Hoffman is one bad-ass Father Focker.
The Top Ten Movies of the century - the NINETEENTH century!
Mike Piazza still not gay.
The Sun proves that a man's eyes ALWAYS get drawn to a girl's
The Onion's take on The State of the Union address
The Weekend Update segment from the Jessica Simpson SNL is now
The Daily Show on the Iowa caucuses
Courtney Cox sees career change stimulated by ultra-serious
new film, ala 21 Grams. Great. There are about four
people in the world who are both beautiful and funny, and one
of them wants to be Lady Fucking Macbeth.
beware of e-mail phishing
"Hey, Hey, Hey" Joel Zwick's "Fat Albert" Gears Up Again For
March Start. Old Weird Harold is now known as
Dark Horizons: Interview - Simon Baker discusses "Book of
- Terry Gilliam discusses his new project,
The Brothers Grimm. (Matt Damon and Heath Ledger
play the eponymous lead roles.)
- Latest news from the set of
ALEXANDER, Oliver Stone's new movie starring Colin
- Full text of the
State of the Union Address. Highlights (1) turns
out that his wars, and the young men and women who are dying
in them, are all just part of the President's master plan to
ease overcrowding in our schools! (2) he will resolve the
so-called "budget problems" by replacing the current godless
budgetary arithmetic with a new faith-based mathematics (3)
little Ashley wants to know how a ten year old can buy
Halliburton stock and "make the big bucks"
Democratic Response to the State of the Union Address
. Brief overview: (1) we hate Bush (2) no real ideas,
but we know we hate Bush (3) our imaginary 10 year old is
cuter than Bush's (4) our imaginary troubled Americans agree
with us, not Bush
An Israeli rabbi has come up with a prayer devout Jews can
utter that will help them overcome the guilt of visiting
pornographic websites. "Please God, help me cleanse
the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and
ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of
sin). And while you're at it, Lord, help me to find the URL I
lost, the one for that Japanese schoolgirl spanking site."
Time-warp Archive of Vintage Technology Through the Decades
- URL says it all:
TV's "Friends" set is the scene of a drug arrest.
The L.A. club scene. (Acres of flesh)
Which Unwanted Sexual Gesture are you?
- URL says it all:
The Turd Twister! Shape your shit into various
decorator styles! "As Seen on TV" - I don't think I have that
Why do certain players like certain uniform numbers?
H&R Block's Super Bowl ad
Richardson's 1993 promise to Panther fans: Super Bowl win in
10 years. He needs one more game to pull it off.
Women's tennis : Justine Henin-Hardenne of Belgium
- ESPN says:
'The Simpsons' got game
Love-hungry codgers booted out of old folks' home for
attempting an orgy.
BBC now says that Churchill never owned a parrot!
A summary table of the Democratic battle in New Hampshire.
Dean has lost 11 points in two weeks. In that same period,
Clark is up 7, Kerry 6, Edwards 5.
Dean loses it: "Finishing third in a contest that
just a few weeks earlier he had been expected to win handily
is surely a setback for the campaign of Howard Dean. But in
the long run, Dean's Iowa concession speech, in which he
appeared to lose control of himself and began screaming at
supporters - all in front of dozens of television cameras -
may be even more damaging." I watched that speech, and Dean
seemed to be auditioning for Vince McMahon's WWE. Do they have
a featherweight division?
Here's Gov. Dean's passionate speech and CBS's interview with
him the next morning.
Kidman, Kravitz Kaput
L Word premiere, Jan 18, 2004 - new Showtime series features
lots of nekkid lesbians.
More from The L word
Weekend Update jokes in dress rehearsal, but cut before the
Bad news for Mariners fans. Their closer, Kazuhiro
Sasaki, a major star in 2001-2002 before an injury-plagued
2003, is homesick and will return to Japan.
Spain sentences Imam for book offering advice on wife-beating.
Here's a civil liberties and freedom of speech case that even
the ACLU might refuse.
LOTR stays on top of British box office.
"Star Wars, Ep 3" prequel tidbits from Dark Horizons
Here's a new r-rated featurette on Eurotrip.
- There's a new trailer online for
Crimson Rivers 2: Angels of the Apocalypse, which
was written by Luc Besson, and stars Jean Reno.
- Coming Soon has eight new clips from
The Big Bounce, the crime comedy with Owen Wilson
and Morgan Freeman.
- The trailer for
Intermission is now online. (Offbeat romance with
Colin Farrell, expected to have a limited release. Like one
old home movie screen in Colin's basement.)
- A new trailer for
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is now
Report: the Pope did NOT endorse Mel Gibson's Jesus film.
"The pope does not make judgments on art of this kind; he
leaves that to others, to experts, except that he does
recommend Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man"
- Is that a gun in your soccer shorts, or are you just
unhappy to see me score?
Striker gunned down by rival after scoring winning goal.
The guy pulled a gun from his soccer shorts. How do you fit a
gun in soccer shorts?
Weekly World News: "University of Wyoming geologists claim to
have found a race of super- intelligent 'mole people' living
in caves under the Bighorn Mountains." Oh, wait.
That was Cheney's undisclosed location. Sorry.
Australian Idol chick has the winning showbiz formula:
Actual quote: "'I want to have shorter hot pants than Kylie,
have more scandal than Madonna and a little less surgery than
The word around the Sundance Film Festival is that Britney
Spears has agreed to take some sort of part in a new Tim Allen
comedy, "In the Pink".
President Bush declared last Sunday the National Sanctity of
Human Life Day, 2004. And in order to celebrate it,
he bombed the living shit out of some countries where they
were living unsanctified lives.
Massive collection of pics of chicks at
the AVN porno convention. Lots of revealing
outfits and almost-outfits.
"JOHN LESLIE's girlfriend Abi Titmuss has been ditched by
telly's Richard And Judy show following revelations of her
four-in-a-bed sex romps."
The trickiest pussy ever.
(Very naughty video)
Yahoo's full slideshow (327 pics) of photos from the Sundance
- According to the
official Oasis website: "Alan White has been asked
to leave Oasis by the other band members. There are no plans
to replace Alan. The band's scheduled recording sessions
remain unaffected. "
National Book Critics Circle chooses awards nominees.
Dirkon - The Paper Camera
Redford: The time's right to act again: "This is
his way of announcing that his tenure as founder and frontman
of the Sundance Film Festival is nearing an end. And he's
about to recommit to his day job: acting and directing."
archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for inclusion in Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
The L-Word revisited
Swimming scene - Katherine Moenning and Friend (.avi
version only, .wmv version in yesterday's edition)
Sex scene - Jennifer Beals and Laurel Holloman (.avi
version only, .wmv version in yesterday's edition)
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
"Jack & Jill" (1998)
Light "anti-romantic" comedy produced by Atom Egoyan. No nudity.
"Welcome to Paradox" (tv series)
- Justine Priestley: showing as much skin as US cable will
allow in episode "The Extra" as a nymphomaniac who has sex
with a guy's clone.
Lenore Zann: various wild sex scenes...
Still cleaning up my hard drive...
- Isabelle Mejias: showing some leg and upskirt in "Meatballs III" (1987).
- Shannon Tweed: underwear and bikini only in "Meatballs III" (1987).
'Caps and comments by Dann:
"Freddy vs. Jason"
This 2003 gorefest features the major characters of two popular horror series, Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) and Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th). It has lots of blood, quite a bit of nudity, and even a plot of sorts.
Freddy has lost all his powers because the kids on Elm Street have forgotten him, and are no longer afraid. They no longer dream of him so he has no powers over them. To solve this, he resurrects Jason to go to Elm Street to off some of the local kiddies, thereby bringing fear (and nightmares) back. Unfortunately, Jason does his job too well, and finally they are pitted against one another in a fight to the finish.
For fans only, but at least you definitely know what you're getting with this flick. Incidentially, if you're interested in the nudity, watch the full-screen version, as many of the boob shots are cut off in wide-screen.
'Caps and comments by Crimson Ghost:
Going back back to the 70s again!
Part 1...The ladies from "Shaft's Big Score", the first sequel to the 1971 Blaxploitation classic "Shaft".
- Kathy Imrie, topless.
- Marilyn Hamlin, also topless.
- Rosalind Miles
From another Blaxploitation flick, 1975's T.N.T. "Jackson".
|Mr. Nude Celeb takes a look at the 2001 Canadian movie "Century Hotel". Lindy and Kirshner are both topless, plus Kirshner also bares a bit of bum in #1.
Kirshner fans should check out yesterday's edition of the Fun House to see video clips and 'caps of her topless and in lesbian and straight love scenes from the new cable series "The L Word".
||Gman 'caps of Carlson showing some partial breast exposure in scenes from the pilot episode of the excellent FX series "Nip/Tuck".
|Diana Pang Dan
|'Caps and comments by Vejiita:
The Chinese actress bares all in scenes from the movie "Midnight Caller" aka "Lang wen ye jing hun" (1995). This is the only time she did full frontal nudity.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
MICROSOFT THREATENS MIKEROWESOFT
No Softie - Mike Rowe, 17, of British Columbia, Canada, came up with a
clever name for his website: he added "Soft" to his name and became
MikeRoweSoft. He soon got a letter from Microsoft's lawyers, saying he was
confusing their customers and demanding he give them his domain name. He
said he'd put too much money into it already and wanted to be paid. They
offered $10, the cost of registering it. He demanded $10,000. They
refused, so he ignored their last e-mail and hasn't heard from them since.
Apparently, they've gone soft.
You'd have to pay most guys a lot more than $10,000 to get them to add
the word "Soft" to their names.
Wow, $10,000! He must've seen this as a Window of opportunity!
NEW REALITY SHOW: "AMISH IN THE CITY"
Quaking With Anticipation - UPN is planning a new reality series
tentatively titled "Amish in the City." It would follow a group of Amish
teenagers during "rumspringa" ("running around" in Pennsylvania Dutch), a
period during which Amish 16-year-olds can leave home to date, drink,
drive, and experience the world before deciding whether to return to the
faith. The head of UPN said it would be "interesting television" to see
people with no TV walk down Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills "and be freaked
out by what they see." But he insisted, "It will not be denigrating to the
And even if it is, those people don't have TVs, so who cares?
They'll see Paris Hilton and think she's a space alien.
If the "Amish in the City" guys meet the "Sex & The City" women, they'll
never go back...Likewise if they meet the Fab Five from "Queer Eye."
If the Amish drink and drive at 16, they'll get to experience jail.
Also, instead of them deciding whether to return to the faith, the
audience gets to vote.
TAXMAN DIES AT DESK, NOBODY NOTICES
Call A Taxidermist! - Finland's newspaper Ilta-Sanomat reports that a
60-year-old taxman dropped dead at his desk in his Helsinki office, and
none of the 30 other people in his department noticed. The office director
said he was working alone and everyone else was busy, so it took them two
days to realize he wasn't silently poring over papers.
He wasn't moving any slower than most European bureaucrats.
Being a taxman, he was already cold-blooded, dead-eyed and soulless, so
who'd notice the difference?
So they quietly assessed a death tax.
McDONALD'S DOCUMENTARY A HIT
Did He Eat It Around The Clock? - The hit of the Sundance Film Festival is
a Michael Moore-style documentary called "Super Size Me," in which
filmmaker Morgan Spurlock starts out in excellent health, then begins to
eat nothing but McDonald's food. After one month, he'd gained 25 pounds;
his blood tests were out of whack from all the sugar, fat and salt; and his
liver showed early signs of cirrhosis, like an alcoholic's. He expects
McDonald's won't like the film, especially the scene where he barfs out his
car window when he tries to stuff down one more Super Size Happy Meal.
So by the end of the movie, he IS Michael Moore.
They can't give him an Oscar: he might have a stroke.
I can't wait to see this movie, with a jumbo Coke and a giant tub of
The movie was financed by a generous grant from Subway Sandwiches.