"Girls are for Loving"

Girls are for Loving (1973) Pits secret agent and sexpot Ginger (Cheri Caffaro) against a frigid controlling blackmailing villainess, Jocelyn Peters. Peters stops at nothing, including murder, torture, and kidnapping to learn about a trade agreement so she can do some insider training. Really, I didn't make that up. Acting, plot, photography, dialogue and transfer were about equally bad. On the plus side, you have frequent full frontal from both Caffaro and Peters.

IMDB readers have this at 3.8 of 10. This is the third and last (also least) in the Ginger series. I will say that the plot allows some interesting dynamics, including a helpless woman manacled head and foot being seduced against her will. The nudity is great, some of the sex scenes have heat, but it is otherwise a very forgettable film. Low C-.

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  • Cheri Caffaro (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53)
  • Jocelyn Peters (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Cabin Fever (2003):

    I noticed on JoBlo's site that there was some additional nudity hidden in an Easter Egg on the Cabin Fever DVD. Even knowing it was there, I still had a helluva time finding it. Actresses Stephanie Swift and Janelle Perry get it on with Deputy "Party Man" Winston.


    Confusion of Genders (2000):

    Confusion of Genders must be a movie which cannot be reviewed by a non-native French speaker. It was marketed as a comedy, but for my money  it has about as many laughs as Schindler's List,  21 Grams, or Mystic River. Obviously, the alleged humor must derive from something unique to the French culture, characters, or language. To my eyes, it seems to be a self-absorbed, talky, tragic film about perpetually unhappy, generally creepy people who want what they can't have, and make all the wrong decisions because they seem to have no other choice, or are unable to will a better choice.

    A bi-sexual man has "test sex" with his female law partner, and she gets pregnant, so they marry. Meanwhile, he is fucking a teenage boy and the girlfriend of a client he defended incompetently into life imprisonment. "The bad news: you'll never leave prison. The good news: your girlfriend won't be lonely". None of these relationships leaves him happy in any way. The sex scenes are lifeless and unsexy. (I guess that is supposed to be funny. Or tragic. Or something.) The characters are unsympathetic and sometimes just plain nasty. In the end, he hits on the (male) nurse when his wife gives birth.

    That is some wacky-ass shit, alright. Just goes to show that the line between comedy and tragedy is a thin one.

    I just couldn't find any hook to get me involved in the goings-on. There is substantial nudity, but it is cold and lifeless. The photography is quite beautiful, but you simply don't want to watch this film unless you speak French and are immersed in the sexual politics of French culture. I just didn't get it at all. C-.

    • Julie Gayet (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    • Nathalie Richard (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    • obscure chicks (1, 2, 3)






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    The L-Word revisited

    • Swimming scene - Katherine Moenning and Friend (.avi version only, .wmv version in yesterday's edition)

    • Sex scene - Jennifer Beals and Laurel Holloman (.avi version only, .wmv version in yesterday's edition)

    Kristi Frank


    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

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    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Jack & Jill" (1998)
    Light "anti-romantic" comedy produced by Atom Egoyan. No nudity.

    "Welcome to Paradox" (tv series)

    • Justine Priestley: showing as much skin as US cable will allow in episode "The Extra" as a nymphomaniac who has sex with a guy's clone.

    Lenore Zann: various wild sex scenes...

    Still cleaning up my hard drive...

    • Isabelle Mejias: showing some leg and upskirt in "Meatballs III" (1987).
    • Shannon Tweed: underwear and bikini only in "Meatballs III" (1987).

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Freddy vs. Jason"
    This 2003 gorefest features the major characters of two popular horror series, Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) and Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th). It has lots of blood, quite a bit of nudity, and even a plot of sorts.

    Freddy has lost all his powers because the kids on Elm Street have forgotten him, and are no longer afraid. They no longer dream of him so he has no powers over them. To solve this, he resurrects Jason to go to Elm Street to off some of the local kiddies, thereby bringing fear (and nightmares) back. Unfortunately, Jason does his job too well, and finally they are pitted against one another in a fight to the finish.

    For fans only, but at least you definitely know what you're getting with this flick. Incidentially, if you're interested in the nudity, watch the full-screen version, as many of the boob shots are cut off in wide-screen.

    Crimson Ghost
    'Caps and comments by Crimson Ghost:

    Going back back to the 70s again!

    Part 1...The ladies from "Shaft's Big Score", the first sequel to the 1971 Blaxploitation classic "Shaft".

    From another Blaxploitation flick, 1975's T.N.T. "Jackson".

    • Pat Anderson (1, 2)

    Mia Kirshner
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Chantal Kreviazuk
    (1, 2)

    Lindy Booth
    (1, 2, 3)

    Mr. Nude Celeb takes a look at the 2001 Canadian movie "Century Hotel". Lindy and Kirshner are both topless, plus Kirshner also bares a bit of bum in #1.

    Kirshner fans should check out yesterday's edition of the Fun House to see video clips and 'caps of her topless and in lesbian and straight love scenes from the new cable series "The L Word".

    Kelly Carlson Gman 'caps of Carlson showing some partial breast exposure in scenes from the pilot episode of the excellent FX series "Nip/Tuck".

    Diana Pang Dan
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    'Caps and comments by Vejiita:
    The Chinese actress bares all in scenes from the movie "Midnight Caller" aka "Lang wen ye jing hun" (1995). This is the only time she did full frontal nudity.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    No Softie - Mike Rowe, 17, of British Columbia, Canada, came up with a clever name for his website: he added "Soft" to his name and became MikeRoweSoft. He soon got a letter from Microsoft's lawyers, saying he was confusing their customers and demanding he give them his domain name. He said he'd put too much money into it already and wanted to be paid. They offered $10, the cost of registering it. He demanded $10,000. They refused, so he ignored their last e-mail and hasn't heard from them since.

  • Apparently, they've gone soft.
  • You'd have to pay most guys a lot more than $10,000 to get them to add the word "Soft" to their names.
  • Wow, $10,000! He must've seen this as a Window of opportunity!

    Quaking With Anticipation - UPN is planning a new reality series tentatively titled "Amish in the City." It would follow a group of Amish teenagers during "rumspringa" ("running around" in Pennsylvania Dutch), a period during which Amish 16-year-olds can leave home to date, drink, drive, and experience the world before deciding whether to return to the faith. The head of UPN said it would be "interesting television" to see people with no TV walk down Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills "and be freaked out by what they see." But he insisted, "It will not be denigrating to the Amish."

  • And even if it is, those people don't have TVs, so who cares?
  • They'll see Paris Hilton and think she's a space alien.
  • If the "Amish in the City" guys meet the "Sex & The City" women, they'll never go back...Likewise if they meet the Fab Five from "Queer Eye."
  • If the Amish drink and drive at 16, they'll get to experience jail.
  • Also, instead of them deciding whether to return to the faith, the audience gets to vote.

    Call A Taxidermist! - Finland's newspaper Ilta-Sanomat reports that a 60-year-old taxman dropped dead at his desk in his Helsinki office, and none of the 30 other people in his department noticed. The office director said he was working alone and everyone else was busy, so it took them two days to realize he wasn't silently poring over papers.

  • He wasn't moving any slower than most European bureaucrats.
  • Being a taxman, he was already cold-blooded, dead-eyed and soulless, so who'd notice the difference?
  • So they quietly assessed a death tax.

    Did He Eat It Around The Clock? - The hit of the Sundance Film Festival is a Michael Moore-style documentary called "Super Size Me," in which filmmaker Morgan Spurlock starts out in excellent health, then begins to eat nothing but McDonald's food. After one month, he'd gained 25 pounds; his blood tests were out of whack from all the sugar, fat and salt; and his liver showed early signs of cirrhosis, like an alcoholic's. He expects McDonald's won't like the film, especially the scene where he barfs out his car window when he tries to stuff down one more Super Size Happy Meal.

  • So by the end of the movie, he IS Michael Moore.
  • They can't give him an Oscar: he might have a stroke.
  • I can't wait to see this movie, with a jumbo Coke and a giant tub of buttered popcorn.
  • The movie was financed by a generous grant from Subway Sandwiches.