"Kama Sutra"

Kama Sutra (2000) is a Showtime couples erotica series, using a "Retreat" that teaches Kama Sutra techniques to couples. This episode, Nirvana, features Chloe Nicholle as a housewife who has gone to the retreat to learn techniques she hopes will save her marriage. Her husband becomes jealous and hires a private detective to follow her. The clinic is run by Tamara Landry, and Amy Richards plays another student.

Richards shows breasts during a class exercise, while Landry shows breasts and buns. Nicholle shows full frontal and rear several times, and ay actually be doing the nasty in one scene (see images 5 and 6). IMDb has not heard of this episode, and has no votes on the series. It didn't start of strongly, as the editing was way too jumpy to build any heat, but it got better as it went along, and I really enjoyed Nicholle's petite, all natural body. C. This is what couples erotica should be. Lovely people enjoying sex.

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  • Amy Richards (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Chloe Nicholle (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41)
  • Tamara Landry (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    Scoop - we have to get some of the guys looking at HBO's "Entourage."  I know that it has been out for a while, but my TiVo discovered it during its reruns.  I love the show, and it has a lot of eye candy, although little nudity.  I just wondered if any has capped an actress named Beau Garrett.  She played the love interest of the main character for one episode (she looked incredible in her yoga gear, and showed a naked backside while skinny dipping).




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    "Last Tango in Paris" (1972), part 2

    Here are more of the most revealing parts from "Last Tango in Paris" featuring Maria Schneider and Marlon Brando. Today we've got clips 5-7 out of 10. The first four are in yesterday's edition, the last three will appear tomorrow.


    "Don't Go Near the Park" (1979 or 1981)

    And as a bonus we have a topless Linnea Quigley in "Don't go near the Park" (1979 according to the end credits, 1981 according to IMDb). The "plot" didn't make much sense, the actors were awful and the editing was sloppy. This failed attempt at filmmaking, part of which is set in the Stone Age, is in my opinion still overrated at 2.7 in the IMDb but is worth mentioning for two reasons.  
    1. It features Linnea Quigley in one of her first nude appearances on screen
    2. It provides conclusive evidence that history books all have it wrong when they claim that Belgium only exists since 1830. My country already existed in prehistoric times as the cap of an old cave bat proves. Black, yellow, red (the colors of the country's flag), you can't go more Belgian than this, can you? But why is it that this kind of important information is only to be found in an obscure and laughable American "horror" flick?
    The film is not available on DVD or VHS as far as I know and doesn't figure in Linnea's Encyclopedia volume either. I recorded it from the British "Horrorchannel" for your viewing pleasure.


    Cast Your Vote!
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    We're looking for the best film as well as screen nudity debut (both in the same film) by an actress between 1980-1989.

    Email Scoopy Jr. if you have any comments or suggestions.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the Ghost...a bunch of video clips (zipped .wmvs) from the early 80's favorite, "My Tutor" (1983).

    • Caren Kaye, doing some nude swimming in links 1 and 2, showing a bit of bum in #3 and baring breasts and bum in a love making scene with cheesy 80's music in clips 4-6. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    • Graem McGavin, showing off her lovely toplessness during a back seat rendezvous with the hero. (1, 2)

    • Kitten Natividad, the ultra-busty B-movie favorite showing off her big'uns. (1, 2, 3)

    • Katt Shea in a completely gratuitous topless scene.

    DeadLamb's latest highlights from Prime Time TV.

    Eva Longoria
    (1, 2)
    Teri Hatcher

    The "Desperate Housewives" babes doing what they do best...looking great in skin tight clothes. Hatcher shows some pokies and gets hosed down. Longoria shows some cleavage and proves that a bucket of fried chicken can be sexy.

    Adrianne Palicki
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The young newcomer looking great in a bikini in scenes from the FOX series "North Shore". You can see her this Spring on the big screen in "Rumor Has It" (2005), starring Jennifer Aniston, Mark Ruffalo, Shirley MacLaine and Kevin Costner. Directed by Rob Reiner.

    Vanessa Marcil and Nikki Cox Both in their undies and waking up in bed together after a long night of drinking and lap dances in a scene from Monday night's "Las Vegas". Did they get it on lesbo style? They asked, but never really answered the question.

    Scarlett Johansson
    (1, 2)

    Showing off some very lovely cleavage on Leno.

    Jennifer Garner Garner showing a great downward cleavage view in scenes from last week's episode of "Alias".

    Brennan Hesser Wearing a skimpy outfit and doing a little sexy dancing in scenes from the pilot episode of the new FOX series "Jonny Zero".

    Marissa Tomei
    (1, 2, 3)
    Anjelica Huston

    Flautista 'caps featuring scenes from the 1995 moive "The Perez Family". Oscar winner Tomei looks sexy in her undies and skimpy outfits. Oscar winner Huston briefly shows some nipplage as she gets out of a bubble bath.

    Joey Lauren Adams
    (1, 2, 3)

    Melissa Lechner
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    The Skin-man takes a look at the tried-way-too-hard-to-be-hip-Gen-X movie "S.F.W" (1994). It's interesting to read the IMDb comments about this flick since it they seem to be completely bi-polar. Folks either love it or hate it. Personally, I agree with Roger Ebert who wrote...
    `S.F.W." is the kind of movie to inspire members of Generation X to lie about their age. It qualifies Forrest Gump for a genius grant. It is a portrait of the most singularly stupid, obnoxious character I've seen on the screen in many a day - which would be promising, if he were not boring, as well.
    As for the nudity, Joey Lauren Adams briefly shows a bit of nipple, Melissa Lechner goes topless.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    She Did A Sad Little Jig - Las Vegas columnist Norm Clarke reports that an off-strip casino offered Ashlee Simpson $20 million to play five nights a week for 30 weeks, but her dad blew the deal by demanding $1 million a week when she's struggling to draw crowds.

  • Just her luck: the one person dumber than the guy who made the offer is her dad.
  • They thought that having her perform would drive people out of the lounge and into the casino.
  • She's worth $1 million a week! NOBODY sings worse than her!

    Maybe They Didn't Hear About It - Richard Hatch, the naked gay guy who won CBS' first "Survivor" series, pleaded guilty Tuesday to failing to report his $1 million winnings to the IRS. He also allegedly did not declare $321,000 paid to him by a Boston radio station on his income taxes. If convicted, he faced a $250,000 fine and up to five years in prison on each of two counts. But the guilty plea will probably result in a lighter punishment.

  • When you're famous as "The Naked Gay Guy," you don't want to spend too much time in prison.
  • Doesn't he know, NOBODY survives the IRS?
  • They'll take the shirt off his back, but he's okay with that... He'll offer them his pants, too.
  • How could he be that stupid, yet brilliant enough to get a radio station to pay him $321,000?!

    Oh Boy! Sex On The Bus! - Tuesday, Airbus unveiled its new 550-passenger, double-decker A380, the world's biggest passenger jet. If you're wondering what all that extra room is for, Virgin Atlantic head Richard Branson has some ideas. In 2008, Virgin will start flying six of them, equipped with gyms, beauty parlors, in-flight casinos and double beds. Branson said, "Since you have gaming and you have private double beds, maybe there are two ways of getting lucky on a Virgin plane."

  • Or three ways of crashing and burning.
  • The pilot will have to come on the speaker and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, that bouncing isn't turbulence."
  • Flying isn't a big enough gamble already; let's add roulette and pregnancy to the mix.
  • By the time it lands, there'll be nothing Virgin about it.