Kama Sutra (2000) is a Showtime couples erotica series, using a "Retreat" that teaches Kama Sutra techniques to couples. This episode, Nirvana, features Chloe Nicholle as a housewife who has gone to the retreat to learn techniques she hopes will save her marriage. Her husband becomes jealous and hires a private detective to follow her. The clinic is run by Tamara Landry, and Amy Richards plays another student.
Richards shows breasts during a class exercise, while Landry shows breasts and buns. Nicholle shows full frontal and rear several times, and ay actually be doing the nasty in one scene (see images 5 and 6). IMDb has not heard of this episode, and has no votes on the series. It didn't start of strongly, as the editing was way too jumpy to build any heat, but it got better as it went along, and I really enjoyed Nicholle's petite, all natural body. C. This is what couples erotica should be. Lovely people enjoying sex.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
The Poetry of Robert Goulet
- Taxi Driver 2, the Wrath of Khan?
Screen legend ROBERT DE NIRO has reunited with iconic director
MARTIN SCORSESE to work on a sequel to their classic movie TAXI
Columbia University Study says: Watching Fewer Than Four Hours Of
TV A Day Impairs Ability To Ridicule Pop Culture Oh,
wait, maybe it was the Columbia School of Broadcasting.
The infinite mystery of the Hasselhoffian Recursion
Internet Bettors Believe Devout Christian Ned Flanders Will Be 'Outed'
On The Simpsons. "Internet wagering on The Simpsons is
continuing to take center stage at BetUS.com since the company
posted odds on the mystery gay character who will be outed in an
30 Foot Long Cigarette Extender
Weekly World News: "FROM EVE TO JEZEBEL . . . SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE
BIBLE! "Here's a secret reason so many men read The
Holy Bible from cover to cover -- its pages are packed with sexy
babes! Women who lived before and during Jesus' time on earth were
full and curvaceous with huge bosoms and even bigger sexual
appetites. More often than not they were lusty, wild and wicked."
Letterman's TOP TEN BUSH GOALS FOR HIS SECOND TERM
A sneak peek at some script elements in Kirstie Alley's new series
A really good article/interview about Python-turned -director
Sundance Set for Movies, Stars, Parties
Rolling Stone refuses to run Bible ad. "The magazine
rejected Zondervan's Bible ad just weeks before its scheduled run
date, citing an unwritten policy against accepting ads containing
religious messages. Zondervan executives say the entertainment
magazine was key in its $1 million campaign to reach young adults
who have rarely, if ever, seen Bible ads before."
mtv.com - "New Britney Clip Has Flying Pink Hummer, More Underwear
Private wedding for Trump and Knauss: "Donald Trump,
the reality TV king, was tempted to go for a 'royal wedding' live
broadcast until his supermodel bride insisted some things should
stay private. Melania Knauss did not agree with the plan for a
live TV broadcast 'The Apprentice' of their wedding this Saturday.
Australians against Flatuphobia (fear of farts)
- I want one of these.
Star Wars - Darth Vader Voice Changer Mask "Awesome
helmet and chestplate makes your voice sound just like Darth
Vaderís! Features real electronic breathing sounds and phrases
from the movie!"
List of songs deemed inappropriate by Clear Channel immediately
following the September 11, 2001 attacks
How to detect lies. And, of course, used in reverse,
"how to avoid being detected when you lie"
- URL says it all:
CustomCreatureTaxidermy.com. Creepy, but also kinda
brilliant in a way.
"Idol" Opens with a Ratings Bang: "Tuesday's season
premiere of American Idol, largely featuring the off-key, bizarre
and painful warblings heard at a cattle-call audition in
Washington, D.C., was sampled by 54 million viewers"
- Believe it or not, this is from BBC's science page, not Weekly
World News, and the headline is quoted verbatim!
Cuttlefish wimps 'dress as girls'. "Diminutive Giant
Australian Cuttlefish males have taken to pretending to be female
to elbow out larger love rivals."
The Daily Show has footage of a Councilman throwing a chunk of
metal at a reporter while holding a 2X4.
Jon Stewart profiles things happening in countries OTHER than
Meee-ow! the Daily Show's Stephen Colbert orders up a saucer of
milk for Condoleeza Rice and Barbara Boxer.
The Daily Show reports: "Rice's confirmation hearings have yielded
many hard-hitting facts: she took piano lessons at age three."
Jon Stewart finds it almost impossible to resist speculating about
drainage channels on Saturn's moon.
A second trailer for Valiant. "The animated comedy
tells the story of a lowly wood pigeon named Valiant, who
overcomes his small size to become a hero in Great Britain's Royal
Air Force Homing Pigeon Service during World War II. The RHPS
advanced the Allied cause by flying vital messages about enemy
movements across the English Channel, while evading brutal attacks
by the enemy's Falcon brigade."
The trailer from The Pink Panther . I like everyone in
this film, but I fear it will be a disaster.
A Judge rules that Spider-Man creator Stan Lee is entitled to a
share of Marvel's film and TV profits
Noisy Lovemaking No Cause for Eviction in Sweden:
"Noisy lovemaking is no cause for evictions, so long as it's done
in the daytime, a Swedish housing management firm ruled. "It's
comparable with babies having colic," said a spokesman, adding
that a family with a crying baby couldn't be evicted.
A Transylvanian couple named their son Yahoo as a sign of
gratitude for meeting over the Internet. So he'll be a
gymnastic vampire with a silly name? I wonder if Yahoo Serious is
available to be the godfather. Whatever happened to that guy?
- I know this sounds like a "science" article from Weekly World
News, but it is the real thing.
Untidy beds may keep us healthy.
- Now THIS is entertainment.
A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man
with the fastest sperm. "No human eggs will be
fertilised. The main prize in the competition is a Porsche, not a
- For reasons not entirely clear to me,
Colin Farrell tops the award nominations from the gay film
A Scottish nightclub is about to become the first in Britain to
offer its customers the chance to have a microchip implanted in
their arm to save them carrying cash.
Looks like Disney is set to do Toy Story 3 from a script produced
by their own "Disney Feature Animation Writing Program"
'X-Files' star Gillian Anderson weds.
Attorney meets the 'jury pool from hell'
Bill Gates - Playgirl's man of the year for 1983.
At last, a movie with Julia Roberts, Oprah, and John Cleese!
: Julia, Oprah Winfrey and the famed British comic have
been enticed into lending their voices to an animated remake of
the film 'Charlotte's Web.' Is there a dead parrot in that story?
Mets star Mike Piazza is definitely un-gay. He will wed his
ex-Playmate girlfriend Jan 30.
- Brett Scallions kicks off the inaugural festivities by
'Welcome to the greatest fucking country in the world!"
Four clips from Dear Frankie.
- "Nine-year-old Frankie and his single mum Lizzie have been
on the move ever since Frankie can remember, most recently
arriving in a seaside Scottish town. Wanting to protect her deaf
son from the truth that they've run away from his father, Lizzie
has invented a story that he is away at sea on the HMS Accra.
Every few weeks, Lizzie writes Frankie a make-believe letter
from his father, telling of his adventures in exotic lands. As
Frankie tracks the ship's progress around the globe, he
discovers that it is due to dock in his hometown. With the real
HMS Accra arriving in only a fortnight, Lizzie must choose
between telling Frankie the truth or finding the perfect
stranger to play Frankie's father for just one day."
Seven new clips from Assault on Precinct 13
CNN- That was the year that was 2004.
A wide majority of people in the world believe that US President
George W. Bush has made the world more dangerous.
"Negative feelings about Bush are high and are generalizing to the
American people who reelected him. This is quite a grim picture
for the US." Only in three countries, Poland, India and the
Philippines, was there a majority of support for Bush.
Bush Averages 62% Approval in First Term. Overall, Bush
averaged a 62.1% job approval rating during his first term, the
second best ever for a full term behind Eisenhower's 69.6% (Ike's
... Bill Gates getting the blue screen of death during a
presentation - priceless.
Brad and Angelina: busted on camera by Star Magazine.
Dubya sings the second term song,
A ballet inspired by Albert Einstein's theory of relativity will
premiere in London later this year.
JoBlo.com Movie News: 2005 preview Universal Studios
Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock will star in Warner Bros. Pictures
romantic drama Il Mare for Argentinian helmer Alejandro Agresti.
Borowitz: "CIA ATTACKS AL-QAEDA WITH PRESCRIPTION DRUGS"
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
Scoop - we have to get some of the guys looking at HBO's
"Entourage." I know that it has been out for a while, but my TiVo discovered
it during its reruns. I love the show, and it has a lot of eye
candy, although little nudity. I just wondered if any has capped
an actress named Beau Garrett. She played the love interest of
the main character for one episode (she looked incredible in her
yoga gear, and showed a naked backside while skinny dipping).
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words, pictures, and vids from
"Last Tango in Paris" (1972),
Here are more of the most revealing parts from "Last Tango in
Paris" featuring Maria Schneider and Marlon Brando. Today
we've got clips 5-7 out of 10. The first four are in
yesterday's edition, the last three will appear tomorrow.
"Don't Go Near the Park" (1979
And as a bonus we have a topless Linnea Quigley in "Don't
go near the Park" (1979 according to the end credits, 1981
according to IMDb). The "plot" didn't make much sense, the
actors were awful and the editing was sloppy. This failed
attempt at filmmaking, part of which is set in the Stone
Age, is in my opinion still overrated at 2.7 in the IMDb
but is worth mentioning for two reasons.
1. It features Linnea Quigley in one of her first nude appearances
2. It provides conclusive evidence that history books all have it
wrong when they claim that Belgium only exists since 1830. My
country already existed in prehistoric times as the cap of an old
cave bat proves. Black, yellow, red (the colors of the country's
flag), you can't go more Belgian than this, can you? But why is it
that this kind of important information is only to be found in an
obscure and laughable American "horror" flick?
The film is not available on DVD or VHS as far as I know and
doesn't figure in Linnea's Encyclopedia volume either. I recorded
it from the British "Horrorchannel" for your viewing pleasure.
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Let the voting begin!
We're looking for the best film as well as screen nudity debut (both in the same film) by an actress between 1980-1989.
Email Scoopy Jr. if you have any comments or suggestions.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today from the Ghost...a bunch of video clips (zipped .wmvs) from the early 80's favorite, "My Tutor" (1983).
- Caren Kaye, doing some nude swimming in links 1 and 2, showing a bit of bum in #3 and baring breasts and bum in a love making scene with cheesy 80's music in clips 4-6.
- Graem McGavin, showing off her lovely toplessness during a back seat rendezvous with the hero.
- Kitten Natividad, the ultra-busty B-movie favorite showing off her big'uns.
- Katt Shea in a completely gratuitous topless scene.
DeadLamb's latest highlights from Prime Time TV.
|The "Desperate Housewives" babes doing what they do best...looking great in skin tight clothes. Hatcher shows some pokies and gets hosed down. Longoria shows some cleavage and proves that a bucket of fried chicken can be sexy.
|The young newcomer looking great in a bikini in scenes from the FOX series "North Shore". You can see her this Spring on the big screen in "Rumor Has It" (2005), starring Jennifer Aniston, Mark Ruffalo, Shirley MacLaine and Kevin Costner. Directed by Rob Reiner.
|Vanessa Marcil and Nikki Cox
||Both in their undies and waking up in bed together after a long night of drinking and lap dances in a scene from Monday night's "Las Vegas". Did they get it on lesbo style? They asked, but never really answered the question.
|Showing off some very lovely cleavage on Leno.
||Garner showing a great downward cleavage view in scenes from last week's episode of "Alias".
||Wearing a skimpy outfit and doing a little sexy dancing in scenes from the pilot episode of the new FOX series "Jonny Zero".
|Flautista 'caps featuring scenes from the 1995 moive "The Perez Family". Oscar winner Tomei looks sexy in her undies and skimpy outfits. Oscar winner Huston briefly shows some nipplage as she gets out of a bubble bath.
|Joey Lauren Adams
|The Skin-man takes a look at the tried-way-too-hard-to-be-hip-Gen-X movie "S.F.W" (1994). It's interesting to read the IMDb comments about this flick since it they seem to be completely bi-polar. Folks either love it or hate it. Personally, I agree with Roger Ebert who wrote...
`S.F.W." is the kind of movie to inspire members of Generation X to lie about their age. It qualifies Forrest Gump for a genius grant. It is a portrait of the most singularly stupid, obnoxious character I've seen on the screen in many a day - which would be promising, if he were not boring, as well.
As for the nudity, Joey Lauren Adams briefly shows a bit of nipple, Melissa Lechner goes topless.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
ASHLEE'S DAD BLOWS VEGAS DEAL
She Did A Sad Little Jig - Las Vegas columnist Norm Clarke reports that an
off-strip casino offered Ashlee Simpson $20 million to play five nights a week
for 30 weeks, but her dad blew the deal by demanding $1 million a week when
she's struggling to draw crowds.
Just her luck: the one person dumber than the guy who made the offer is
They thought that having her perform would drive people out of the lounge
and into the casino.
She's worth $1 million a week! NOBODY sings worse than her!
FIRST "SURVIVOR" FACES FELONY TAX CHARGES
Maybe They Didn't Hear About It - Richard Hatch, the naked gay guy who won
CBS' first "Survivor" series, pleaded guilty Tuesday to failing to report his $1
million winnings to the IRS. He also allegedly did not declare $321,000 paid
to him by a Boston radio station on his income taxes. If convicted, he faced
a $250,000 fine and up to five years in prison on each of two counts. But
the guilty plea will probably result in a lighter punishment.
When you're famous as "The Naked Gay Guy," you don't want to spend too
much time in prison.
Doesn't he know, NOBODY survives the IRS?
They'll take the shirt off his back, but he's okay with that... He'll
offer them his pants, too.
How could he be that stupid, yet brilliant enough to get a radio station
to pay him $321,000?!
NEW AIRLINE PERKS: SEX AND GAMBLING
Oh Boy! Sex On The Bus! - Tuesday, Airbus unveiled its new 550-passenger,
double-decker A380, the world's biggest passenger jet. If you're wondering what
all that extra room is for, Virgin Atlantic head Richard Branson has some
ideas. In 2008, Virgin will start flying six of them, equipped with gyms, beauty
parlors, in-flight casinos and double beds. Branson said, "Since you have
gaming and you have private double beds, maybe there are two ways of getting
lucky on a Virgin plane."
Or three ways of crashing and burning.
The pilot will have to come on the speaker and say, "Ladies and gentlemen,
that bouncing isn't turbulence."
Flying isn't a big enough gamble already; let's add roulette and pregnancy
to the mix.
By the time it lands, there'll be nothing Virgin about it.