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"Chasers" (1994)

Chasers (1994) is a story of two swabies assigned to escort a female prisoner from one base to another. Tom Berenger is a carrier Chief who chases prisoners full time. William McNamara is an E2 and petty swindler who is due to be discharged. The prisoner? Erika Eleniak. Comparison with "The Last Detail" is a bad idea for two reasons. First, The Last Detail is a great film, and Chasers is a small film. Second, The Last Detail is a character driven drama, while Chasers is a light romantic comedy. Don't expect any depth of characters here. Look for two things -- Erika's breasts, and Erika's acting talent.

Everyone agrees that this is a pretty weak effort, with Maltin awarding 1 1/2 stars and IMDB readers giving it a 4.8/10. It grossed $1.56m. It is a watchable film in my estimation, but certainly not a masterpiece.

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  • Erika Eleniak (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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    I watched the unwatchable. "Glam" I still don't know what it was about. But I know it was bad. there was nudity, but not enough for an nc-17, and none from the famous people. But, hey, how many movies feature Ali McGraw these days? And Valerie Kaprisky?

    • Glam strippers (1, 2)

    Here are some images from Fitzcarraldo for those who asked. No nudity. Not sexy images at all, just some samples of the cinematography for movie nuts. (Legendary Herzog film about one man's attempt to build an opera house amidst the shanties and rubble of a small Amazon village, requiring him to drag a riverboat over a mountain.)

    • Klaus Kinski and friends (1, 2, 3)

    I took a look at Traffic. Good movie. Soderbergh. Touted as possible "Best Picture" this year. Male nudity, but no women.

    Just for reference. I reviewed these movies some time ago, but they had wide openings yesterday.

    The Gift. (Katie Holmes topless, seen in older editions). Solve the crime with psychic powers. Good cast, wasted on uninteresting script.

    Snatch (No nudity that I could find, although IMDb said there was some.) Good, hip movie, in the manner of "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels", from the same director. Quite funny if you can understand what they're saying.

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  • Greta Scacchi looking fantastic in this collage from "White Mischief".

  • More Updates from Sleuth
    In yesterday's Fun House, the "fitness competitor and gym worker" is neither Trisha Melynkov or {Doctor!} Christine Lydon. It's none other than Victoria Pratt--who currently stars on the held-in-hiatus syndicated sci-fi series Cleopatra 2525. I'm particularly sensitive to this fact, since she's in the "Women of Fantasy" issue I'm currently compiling. We specifically asked Vicky if she'd like to contribute to the layout, and she declined to "do any nudity." Ain't payback a bitch?

  • Victoria Pratt (#3 and #4 feature the best of the "payback" images.) (1, 2, 3, 4)

    And, since Mrs. Sleuth is a Scorpio, I thought I'd help Scorpion out: The "beautiful blonde mystery babe showing off the goods from the 1968 movie Spirits of the Dead" is German model/skydiver/actress Katja Christine.


  • Brainscan
    Startin' with someone we all know, here's Angelina Jolie in... God forbid... her true persona? Someone out there must find this sort of thing attractive. The booze, the cigarette, the pasty complexion must turn on someone, since every 7-11 I've been in the last decade had three women of that genre in it buying beer and cigarettes and paste. Me? I'll pass.

    What I wouldn't pass on, not for a minute, if she had the bad sense to ask is Claudia Albertario, Argentine model. No one should be allowed to look like this. It's too... too, uh... distracting.

    And while we are on the subject, I dunno if Emma Maslin has appeared on the page of 3, but she is from the U. K., and she is a combination of cute as a button and uninhibited as a rabbit that blows me away. Or I should be so lucky. (1, 2)

    Lastly, a couple of continuations from yesterday's post.

    1) Found out there is no Angelique Gorges pics in the Encyclopedia, so I went out of my way to correct that situation. These scans are from the web; fixed them up a bit and glued them together. Seriously muscular legs and arse on this woman, which probably accounts for the fact she has been on the cover of several muscle mags.

    2) Busty Hart, of Man Show beer can crushing fame, is a famous stripper. Found her all over the web, including a painfully long autobiography... and a news item. Seems she was sued by a patron of a strip club in Illinois (guy was probably from Missouri, where hot oil is reserved for sniveling politicians). The patron claimed physical damage from being struck by Busty's 113 ZZZ breasts. And if you go back to the silly thing I posted yesterday you will see in the far right-hand cap Busty flagellating a midget with her boobs. The little fella seemed none the worse for it, but the dear patron suffered whiplash or some such. Only in America, folks.

    This week's theme:
    Newer stuff from German TV.

    Simone Heher A little dark, but clear breast exposure from ""Klinik unter Palmen"

    Karina Krawczyk Also a little dark and topless, but from a different show..."Die Unbesiegbaren".

    Stefanie Schmid From "Laila - Unsterblich verliebt" More breast exposure, but this time there's better lighting.
    Kira Reed
    (1, 2, 3)

    The naturally busty Skinemax regular leaving little to the imagination in these scenes from 1998's "Secrets of a Chambermaid".

    Anneliza Scott
    (1, 2, 3)

    Also from "Secrets of a Chambermaid".

    Jennifer Lopez Jennifer and some see-thru exposure, including nipple and...see-thru bum exposure? Normally that wouldn't even make it into vidcaps, but I guess it is her most distinctive feature.

    'Caps from the shoulda-been-straight-to-video movie "Anaconda". Every time I see it I keep expecting John Voight break out the "We don't need no stinkin' badges" line.

    and ...
    Alessia Marcuzzi
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Excellent scans of the Italian babe. #5 and #6 are my favorites, but there's nothing wrong with the rest!

    Daniella Westbrook
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    Whyscan strikes again. This time with a few sexy pics of the British babe in some in her undies (Links 1-4), plus two versions of her topless/bare bum appearance in Front Magazine (Links #5 and 6).

    Eva Habermann
    (1, 2)

    Two collages with scenes from "Lexx". #1 has some great bum exposure, while #2 has even better bum exposure, plus a side order of bare boobs as well. Thanks to Don Juan.

    Ana Claudia Michels Beautiful, half-topless B&W from the UK Marie Claire.

    Tracy Hway Topless scenes from the powerful character drama "Snake Eater III: His Law". One day Lorenzo Lamas will get that Oscar he deserves!

    Yamila Diaz A very nice (but small) topless B&W of the popular model.

    Salma Hayek Excellent 'caps of her famous nude scene from "Desparado". Thanks to Pro.

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