TV Recap

Banshee was awesome again! (s2e2)

Lili Simmons masturbated

Baby Norman got topless

and there was some nice non-nude action from Trieste Kelly Dunn and Odette Annable

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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"The Bridge"



Annabeth Gish

The caps for this week are from 2010

30 Days of Night: Dark Days

Not a lot of nudity in 30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010).

Mia Kirshner shows a bit of bum crack (although it could have been a body double)

and Kiele Sanchez is in her underwear.

The American

Violante Placido shows the lot in The American (2010)

and Irina Bjorklund shows her bum.

A couple of unidentified women look good.

Barney's Version

The nudity in Barney's Version (2010) is by a topless Sandra Lavoie.

Minnie Driver

and Rosamund Pike are topless but nothing can be seen.

Blue Valentine

Michelle Williams is topless and shows a bit of bum in Blue Valentine (2010)

Date Night

No nudity in Date Night (2010) but Gal Gadot,

Tina Fey

and some unidentified women are looking good.

Dinner for Schmucks

Again, no nudity Dinner for Schmucks (2010) just lots of cleavage by:

Andrea Savage

Lucy Punch

Nicole LaLiberte and Maria Zyrianova


Dinoshark (2010) is another of those CGI horror movies with imaginative monsters that independent movie makers seem to like producing recently. No nudity but

Christina Nicole,

Iva Hasperger

and Liv Boughn look good.

Get Him to the Greek

Get Him to the Greek (2010) shows a topless Meddy Ford

and a couple of unidentified strippers.


Greta Gerwig is nicely topless in Greenberg (2010).

Group Sex

Group Sex (2010) has Christina DeRosa

and some unidentified strippers topless.

Plenty of cleavage by Kym Whitley,

Madeleine Wade,

Odette Annable

and Sandra Seeling.

High School

A couple of women show the lot in High School (2010), including one with a shocking tattoo.

How Do You Know

No nudity in How Do You Know (2010) but Lyssa Roberts,

Teyonah Parris

and Reese Witherspoon look good.

more of Reese in the DVD extras


Lots of cleavage in Kick-Ass (2010)

 Deborah Twiss (a bit of nipple?),

Katrena Rochell

and Lyndsy Fonseca.

My Own Love Song

Renée Zellweger looks good in My Own Love Song (2010)

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) shows Mary Elizabeth Winstead in her underwear.

Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball

Lots more cleavage in Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010) by Autumn Reeser

and Martha Higareda.

Valentine's Day

No nudity in Valentine's Day (2010), just some lovely looking women:

Anne Hathaway,

Jennifer Garner,

Jessica Alba,

Katherine LaNasa

and Sandra Taylor.

Venus & Vegas

Venus & Vegas (2010) has lots of cleavage by Jaime Pressly,

Molly Sims

and some not identified.




Johnny's comments:

Been ridiculously hot here for the past week, so haven't been much bothered to do new stuff and there hasn't been anything desperate to cap. Plus my computer just cuts out encoding HD videos in this weather...

Got a request to do this series, so here it is. Offspring is a 1996 (although it is dated 1993) melodrama where new Hollywood glamour couple Maria Cassini (Gabrielle Fitzpatrick) and Ben King (Robert Mammone) are given a strange invitation to join Maria's long lost mother in Australia who wants to give them a special marriage present. Maria hates her mother, in fact she told Ben that she was dead. Ben convinces her to go home and after much relectance, Maria gives in. Rose (Chantal Contouri) seems friendly at first, but Maria gives hints that this is a facade and ups her taking of tranquilisers. After Maria completely loses it, Rosa tells of how she was suffering from bipolar disorder and could not handle her mob heavy stepfather. Rosa attempts to seduce Ben, but he gets away disgusted. Maria wakes up and tells her side of the story which involves horrible sexual abuse at the hands of her stepfather and cheered on by Rosa. Ben and Maria decide to leave, but not before one last cup of tea...

I haven't seen Offspring since I first capped it in 2002 and remember it being a tawdry little movie, but had totally forgotten how tawdry. There is so much talk of sexual abuse and ambivalent sexual behaviour that it's incredibly tough to like Offspring. Rosa is such an evil bitch (played quite well by Chantal Contouri) that her demise is most welcome. But Offspring's biggest issue is that it's almost 80 minutes of exposition. There is so much talking to describe the situation that I couldn't help but beg for someone to do something to shut the person up. It never ends... Talking, talking, talking about having sex with underage girls. Christ, how can anyone call this movie fun? And the twist (check the title of this movie for what it is) only adds to the ambivalent sexual behaviour, but it's glossed over that if Maria and Ben are half-siblings with Rosa their mother, then what about that scene where Rosa seduces Ben, her son? Yep, it's that type of movie.

As this series was taken from a VHS tape, the quality of the collages and videos are not DVD quality, but they are OK. Offspring was released on DVD in America under the title Deadly Secrets, but it is savagely cut with all of the nudity missing. But, constant talk of sex and sexual abuse is fine? The only reason to watch this movie is missing, why bother? The writer/director of Offspring also made an Australian Classic a year earlier called Fatal Past which I must get a hold of. I remember the cover of that video with 90s Polish sexpot Kasia Figura being groped in her underwear down at the local video barn, but was never game to get it (plus I was probably underage... seems to be the keyword for this post). Never realised that Fatal Past was an Australian movie 'til recently. Thought it was a Zalman King movie. Hmmm...

I'll have more from Gabrielle Fitzpatrick in the coming day as I've found my copy of the oft-repeated Farewell, My Love and picked up a copy of Mr. Nice Guy.

Gabriele Fitzpatrick film clips (collages below)

TV/Film Clips

According to IMDb, The Ganzfeld Haunting (2014) will not be released until February 18th. It features (or WILL feature) the bare bottom of Taylor Cole and the nearly bare bottom of Rumer Willis. Here is the film clip. Stills below.



Martina Codecasa in Terraferma (2011) in 720p

Melanie Bernier in His Majesty Minor (2007)


Madonna topless in some ads shot for her Truth or Dare stank

Clemence Poesy in Birdsong. Clemence is a good-looking woman, but I always myself staring at those moles and/or birthmarks.

Kata Peto in Birdsong