Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)

I wrote about a zillion words and added some pictures, so you need to read my comments at The Movie House

As for the pictures, you will find Tuna's review in the January 3 page. I didn't repeat his caps, but have added some other women. (Two of my all-time faves, Cynthia Myers and Erica Gavin, who played the lesbian couple, plus another B legend, "Haji," who appears to have done a full frontal, albeit in body paint.)

Erica Gavin

Cynthia Myers



Bug Buster (1998)

I don't know much about this. Never seen it. But here are some interesting tid-bits: (1) It's rated a sterling 2.9 at IMDb (2) It stars both Scotty and Sulu - not to mention Doc from The Love Boat, Downtown Julie Brown, and somebody named Melba Toast. (3) Katherine Heigl did some kind of sorta-nude thing which is worth a look.

and here's a sample of the sorta-kinda see-through thingy.


Look Good, Feel Fantastic (1987)

Some kind of crazy health and fitness thing from British TV. Beats me. The important thing is that Lysette Anthony is in it, topless. British TV is cool. Go, Britannia. You rule the waves, dudes.


Other Crap:

Gillian Anderson goes into jet rage

Taiwan has successfully bred fluorescent green pigs, and plans to sell them to Kentucky as mail order brides.

Real Time w/ Bill Maher: Kidiots

Film Jerk's Early Report for January 15

  • This week's Early Report covers the 48 known new movies opening in theatres or expanding their runs between Wednesday January 18 and Friday February 17

Adrianne Curry to appear in Playboy

SiteAdvisor blog: The Web's Download Disasters, Inaugural Edition

  • These MIT dudes have downloaded content from one million web sites, and are organizing the results into advisory software to assist you in avoiding spyware, malware, etc.

"Woman Who Dressed As Aunt Jemima Banned From Council Meetings" - except, of course, the breakfast meetings.

NFL: And then there were four.

  • The Steelers woke up Indy from their miracle season, by pulling off a miracle of their own. Their defensive star - the QB, who made a desperation tackle to save the game! What a wild last five minutes in this game!
  • The Broncos remained undefeated in Denver by crushing the defending champion Patriots. The Seahawks also stayed undefeated at home, and the Panthers scored an impressive 29 on the Bears' vaunted defense to join the final four.

George W. Bush wasn't the first member of his family to specialize in verbal gaffes. George H.W. Bush once admitted to having sex with Ronald Reagan (VIDEO)

"Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: a Tek Jansen Adventure." (Stephen Colbert's non-existent novel gradually attains partial truthiness, and even a modicum of outright truthitude.)

Vinnie Jones and Brett Ratner - the "3" boys

  • They will follow X3 with Rush Hour 3, which will bring back Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker



Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.




"Hidden Beauties"

Hidden Beauties-day two (1999) is nearly non-stop nudity and simulated sex, along with two good shower scenes. It also doesn't star the typical players but includes:

Jennifer Bergeron, the least known of the cast Stacey DeSimone of the General Hospital spin-off Port Charles Janet Tracy Keijser a Dutch actress with a big fan base and several credits And Nikki Fritz, Michelle Hall and Catalina Larranaga

All sis women give three B performances, We have girl/girl, lots of boy/girl, two shower scenes, a four way, and some semblance of a story. Not only that, all of the performers could at least deliver their lines convincingly. IMDb readers have this at 4.5. For me, it is a C+. While the sex scenes are tepid at best, the film more than makes up for it in the clear photography and competent performances.

Janet Tracy Keijser

Jennifer Bergeron

Michelle Hall

Stacey De Simone


Today the old Time Machine goes back, back, back to 1933 for a look at the original "King Kong" with Fay Wray as a very early "Damsel in Distress".

The lovely Fay is captured by natives and left tied up in the jungle for the mighty "Kong". The last few caps have Fay in the Water with some decent breast exposure for that day and age.

Fay Wray

On the way home we stopped off for a little tittie from Shannon Elizabeth in "Dish Dogs".

Shannon Elizabeth

4 video clips today....

Max mon amour (1986), directed by Nagisa Oshima, is a somewhat strange movie. Not because Fun House regulars Charlotte Rampling and Victoria Abril star but keep their clothes, no mainly because an important part is played by a chimpanzee.

The nudity in this film comes from French Sabine Haudepin. As far as I know this is the only time she ever revealed some skin on screen.

So what do we have in these four clips? A topless, natural big-breasted actress in her underwear in a cage with an apple and a chimp. Nothing happens that violates any law or Fun House Decency Act, so please check out what I'm rambling about. To my knowledge Max Mon Amour is only available on region 2 DVD in the UK.

  • Sabine Haudepin (1, 2, 3, 4)


First up is a clip of Brittany Daniel in "Rampage".

This woman is a goddes...the proud owner o the finest tush in captivity.

Next up...A couple of the gals who show up in Limousine Confidential are wrestling sensations Tylene Buck (aka Major Gunns) and Christine Vinson. They are clearly not in anything resembling a limousine. Uh huh. That's 'cause they are part of the DVD extras. Their scene seems to be taken from another of Peach's many strip and wiggle disks. Anyway, full frontal from both gals.


Tylene Buck

Christine Vinson




'Caps and comments by Spaz:

"Cloud Nine"
"Cloud Nine" (2006) is a direct-to-video bikini-ploitation starring Burt Reynolds who plays a washed out hustler who recruits a troupe of strippers for a female beach volleyball team. Also stars female Olympic volleyball player Gabrielle Reece who posed for hefmag and Wilson the volleyball, Tom Hank's volleyball sidekick from Cast Away. No nudity except for some uncredited topless strippers plus Marne Patterson and Katheryn Winnick who both flash a side of their boobs. As for the R-rating for "some sexual content" Wilson the volleyball saw more action than Burt Reynolds. The bikini-clad babes Wilson scored with are: Marne Patterson, Katheryn Winnic, Kenya Moore, Patricia De Leon, Gabrielle Reece, and Angie Everhart.

Marne Patterson

Katheryn Winnick

Kenya Moore Patricia De Leon Gabrielle Reece Angie Everhart


"Edison" (2005)
Crime drama starring Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman. DVD is only available from Germany. No nudity but there is a dark stripclub sequence where Carrie Fleming, Catherine Devine, Holly Eglington, and Robin Menzies are credited as fully clothed lapdancers. From the caps Catherine Devine is the blonde in the red top and Holly Eglington is the first chick in the sixth frame.


"Nemesis Game" (2003)
Canadian thriller starring New Zealand model Vanessa Guy who shows cleavage as a stripper. Plus there's another uncredited stripper who does the grind in a bikini.

Vanessa Guy Stripper

"Blind Fear" (1989)
Another Canadian thriller starring one of the Charlie's Angels chicks who shows nothing. But Heidi von Palleske is bra-less.

Heidi von Palleske

"Lexx" Season II
From the episode "Love Grows": Alison McMullin in a see-though blouse, Cindy Fidler aka C.J. Fidler in revealing t-shirt talking into penis shaped microphone (Sherry White is the third nympho in the middle), and Terry Nicolas in a bikini.

Episode "White Trash": Susan Dalton in cleavage revealing hillbilly attire.

Episode "Wake the Dead": Nikki Barnett upskirt in catfight with Xenia Seeberg and Patricia Zentilli in nude shower scene.

Alison McMullin Cindy Fidler Terry Nicholas

Susan Dalton Nikki Barnett Patricia Zentilli

Alanna Ubach obviously showing some stunt pubes in scenes from the Ryan Reynolds comedy "Waiting...". Look for it on DVD February 7th.

Coming to DVD on is Embeth Davidtz baring a breast in a brief and dark scene from "Junebug".

Erin Brown aka Misty Mundae goes topless and full frontal in scenes from the "Sick Girl" episode of the cable series "Masters of Horror".

Now playing in some Euro-theaters! Rie Rasmussen shows just a bit of a nip slip in the new film from Luc Besson called "Angel-A" (2005).

Salomé Stévenin turns in a triple B performance in the French film "Douches froides" (2005).

Not yet on DVD! Many thanks to C2K for these 'caps of Claire Danes baring her bum in scenes from the Steve Martin movie, "Shopgirl" (2005).

Hey Scoops!

I've been a faithful follower for many a year, and I've finally decided to contribute some material. Here is Norwegian actress Maria Bonnevie. She's done many great nude scenes, but I've never seen caps from the film "Řyenstikker" (2001) which feautures some of her best.

The movie is a low-key thriller, written by Nikolaj Frobenius (Insomnia), and stars Bonnevie and Kim Bodnia as a couple living the quiet life in the country when an old pal of Bodnia's - played by Bonnevie's real-life squeeze Mikael Persbrandt - suddenly shows up and stirs things up.

Hope you enjoy them!

-Norway Pete