Minor correction.

I'm back. Junior wrote the last four or five editions, and he misunderstood some material I sent him yesterday. The HDTV clip from House of the Dead was not my work, but a third party video.


Basic Instinct

I think you all know what this is, and it is now available on a Blu-Ray disk, so let's skip the verbiage and get to the nudity, shall we?

Sharon Stone

Jeanne Tripplehorn





  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








Petroleum Girls


Petroleum Girls is a French spoof of American Westerns, starring Brigitte Bardot as the leader of a girl gang, and Claudia Cardinale as a ranch owner with a gang of brothers. Bardot and her crew rob a train, and obtain an oil map in the process, so they decide to buy a ranch with oil. Cardinale also wants the ranch, which is next to hers. The girls in the gang and Cardinale's brothers are impressed with each other. It's not an exceptionally good movie, but Bardot shows her buns bathing, Bardot and Cardinale show lots of cleavage, and the two of them engage in the mother of all cat fights. Throw the always hilarious Michael J. Pollard into the mix as the sheriff, it's a fast watch, and a must-own for fans of the two female stars.



This rarity is now available from RLDVDs.com on an All Region PAL. 

Gold Braid









Today is a "Babes in Bondage" day as we visit the original "Ginger" movie.

Cheri Caffaro stars and gets all tied up and raped showing plenty of full frontal nudity. Cheri also has a guy tied up to his bed, and you can play the "Spot the Tool" game in that scene. Caps and four clips.

Michele Norris also gets handcuffed and tied to a bed and she shows full frontal nudity. Caps and two clips.







Notes and collages


Colleen Camp

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"The Hunger"

Season 2: "Sin Seer"


Mano is a young man who thinks has a unique gift, he can look into people's eyes and see their darkest secrets, which are usually sex-related. (Thank you, Hunger writers.) For years, he has avoided eye contact with people but, for even longer, he has avoided mirrors ... but what should happen if he looked into one.


Genevieve St Amour


Nancy Ann Michaud







Resident Evil: Extinction

Perhaps my review of this third installment of the Resident Evil trilogy is biased, because I liked the first two a lot, and I liked this 2007 entry just as well. Based on a video game that I've never seen, the movies kick ass, and I like all three.

The story starts in the first movie with a virus breaking out of a secret corporate lab, and turning everyone into zombies. Alice (Milla Jovovich), as head of security, tries to help contain it, not knowing exactly what her role was in its creation. She also didn't know that the evil Umbrella Corporation had subjected her to experiments that turned her into a type of superwoman, and enemy of Umbrella.

In re-opening the lab in Resident Evil: Apocalypse to try and figure out what went wrong, things go even more wrong for Umbrella, and the virus is loosed on an unsuspecting world, despite Alice's best efforts to thwart Umbrella and stop the virus.

Now, in Resident Evil: Extinction, set years later, zombies rule the earth while only a few uninfected humans struggle to survive. One of them is Alice, but unknown to her, Umbrella is still operating, and has plans for her that will surely lead to her death. In fact, 80 or 90 of her deaths, maybe more.

Milla was especially nipply in this one, although my understanding is the full frontal in the bottom row was a body double. The action never stops, so I guess you either like this series or you don't, and if you do, this is a fun third installment, but if you don't, this one won't change your mind. And they did leave an opening at the ending for a fourth installment.


Milla Jovovich






"Married with Children"

Continuing with Married with Children Series 2 ...


Episode 19 - Impo-dent

Amanda Bearse - a bit of cleavage



Episode 21 - Father Lode

Teri Weigel - Teri's cleavage is a perennial favorite



... and starting Series 3

Episode 3 - Polk High

Christina Applegate - lots of very nice leg



Episode 5 - A Dump of My Own

Christina Applegate - nice!



Episode 6 - Her Cups Runneth Over

Devin Devasquez

April Wayne

and some others - lots of cleavage



Episode 7 - The Bald and the Beautiful

Therese Kablan and Kay Wolf - cleavage




Episode 8 - The Gypsy Cried

Sandra Wild - cleavage



Episode 9 - Requiem for a Dead Barber

Christina Applegate - pokies

Charlie (Spradling) - cleavage



Episode 11 - My Mom, the Mom

Teri Weigel - more of Teri's cleavage



Epsiode 12 - Can't Dance, Don't Aske Me

Christina Applegate - pokies



Episode 16 - The House that Peg Lost

Allison Barron

Laurie Plaksen

and others - nice caps during a pyjama party



Episode 20 - Life's a Beach

Christina Applegate - bikini heaven

Amanda Bearse - pokies

Morgan Brittany

Christi Allen

and others - lovely half-dressed caps on the beach



Episode 21 - Here's Looking at You Kid

Christina Applegate - pokies

Luann Lee - nice



Maisie Undercover : Old Flames

The Maisie Undercover series of soft-core has not made it to the IMDB yet. Charley White plays Maisie Calloway, a former policewoman who now does a bit of PI work on the side. This episode is called Old Flames (2006) and has

Ariana Jolle

Jamie Huxley

and Sarah Blake also becoming naked.




Some cleavage from the lovely Laura Linney in P.S. (2004).



Teaching Mrs Tingle

No nudity in Teaching Mrs Tingle (1999) but Katie Holmes

and Helen Mirren are in various stages of undress.




Samantha Bond was down to her underwear in DNA aka Donovan (2004), although it could be a body double.



Wedding Crashers

There are a few topless women in Wedding Crashers (2005) but most are difficult to identify. (Film clip)


Rachel McAdams shows some cleavage

Isla  Fisher uses a topless body double (Film clip)

and Jane Seymour hides her little fun bags. (Film clip)



The Thomas Crown Affair

No nudity in the original version of The Thomas Crown Affair (1968) but Faye Dunaway was in her prime

and Astrid Heeren looked good.



Forrest Gump

Robin Wright has been in the news recently but in Forrest Gump (1994) we see her backside.




Cate Blanchett is in her underwear

and Masha Sirago is briefly topless in Heaven (2002).



The Operator

Bethany Wright gives a brief nipple flash in The Operator (2000)

and Lori Heuring is down to her underwear.




No real visible nudity in Edtv (1999) but Jenna Elfman

Elizabeth Hurley

and an unknown look good.



Just a Kiss

Eva Birthistle is topless in the British movie Just a Kiss aka A Fond Kiss (2004) (film clip)




Maike Hohne is topless

and Luna Mijovic is in her underwear in the Bosnian movie Grbavica (2006).






Barbara Sukowa in Equator







The Comedy Wire

Comments in yellow...

A winner was announced in the 2007 Darwin Awards, for people who most improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it.  It was an alcoholic Texan who had throat problems, so he died after giving himself an enema with two 1.5-liter bottles of sherry. 

*  If only he'd remembered to take it out of the bottles first...


Merit badges aren't what they used to be: Saturday, the British Scout Association unveiled 40 new badges, but instead of being for tying knots or lighting campfires, they are for such skills as public relations (mocked by pundits as "scouting for spin doctors") and healthy eating.  To earn that one, you must be able to make several healthy snacks, including a fruit salad.
*  To earn the PR badge, instead of helping an old lady across the street, you have to convince her to do all her shopping on the side of the street she's already on. 



Despite taste tests showing that some cheap wines taste better than more expensive ones, the California Institute of Technology proved that expensive wines taste better...but only if you know they're expensive.  Researchers gave people glasses of identical red wines and told them one was much more expensive.  Brain scans showed that their pleasure centers were activated far more by the wine they thought was higher-priced, so they really did enjoy it more. 

*  So the key to getting away with serving cheap wine is to lie about it. 

PageSix.com claims that fauxhawked "American Idol" wannabe Sanjaya Malakar and his sister Shyamali are in talks to star in their own TV variety show with singing, dancing and comedy.

* It'll be like "Donnie & Marie," except she's a little bit country, and
he's a little bit crap.