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Histoire d'O (1975), known is English speaking countries as The Story of O is still supercharged with eroticism nearly 30 years after it was made. I watched the French Region 2 PAL, and was rewarded with the cleanest version I have ever seen. There is so much exposure that I have had to break this into two days. Tonight is the Corinne Clery (O) images only. Tomorrow, the other 7 women with appreciable exposure.

O is in love with Rene (Udo Kier) who takes her to a chateau to be trained as a slave. There she is whipped and abused in every imaginable way, but does it willingly out of love, and finds a good deal of pleasure there. Upon graduation, she is told that Rene is giving her to Sir Stephen (Anthony Steel), his half brother. O learns to love Sir Stephen, seduces a model, then convinces her to go through training so she can give her to Rene. Sir Stephen asks O to be branded and to wear clit rings to show that she belongs to him.

This may well be the best piece of soft core ever made. IMDB readers say 5.3 of 10. The film was banned in the UK for many years. I give it a full C+, as very good softcore, but you probably need to see it on the region 2 DVD for acceptable viewing quality.

I want an entry in Guinness. Has any man ever watched three movies this bad in one day?

"Glitter". Mariah Carey's life story in convenient roman a clef format.

• Mariah Carey. No nudity. A bit of butt in the first one. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

"The Calling". Silly satan movie with Alice Krige and Laura Harris re-teaming, in the matchup that made The Habitat so brilliant.

• Unknowns (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

"The Ripper, Letter from Hell". One of those teen slasher movies where everybody could be the killer, and they never really tell you the final answer. A weak movie, but "The Graduate" compared to those other two.

• AJ Cook

The following are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined it might contain something of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

We have a new king of the fun house. The torch has been passed to a new generation. I thought that Bill Shatner was the only guy for the job. After all, what is the Fun House about if not bad acting, bad singing, and the endless pursuit of chicks too hot for us? But you have  spoken. It's time to let youth take over. Charlie Sheen has spent his life in the pursuit of fun times, often to the detriment of his bank account and his once-promising career. And he's hooked up with Denise Richards. So, I guess we can forgive him the fact that he doesn't try to sing in public.

At least not that we know about.

• Susan Sarandon

"28 Days"
Sandra Bullock plays an alcoholic in 28 days, this being the time she is sentenced to dry out. She prances around in her underwear and there's a 'through the frosted glass' shot. The only rear nudity comes from an unnamed patient having a snog in the lift.

• Sandra Bullock
• Unknown

"Little Cigars"
Some nice non-nude shots of Angel Tompkins in Little Cigars. The 'little cigars' are a group of vertically challenged side-show performers whose main source of income is robbery. Angel takes up with one of the little people.

• Angel Tompkins (1, 2)

"Radio Arrow"
Radio Arrow (or Radiofrecca) is an Italian movie about a radio station. Some topless nudity by Cecila Fiorani and Cosima Coccheri. A bit of an upskirt by (who I assume is) Patrizia Piccini.

• Cecila Fiorani
• Cosima Coccheri
• Patrizia Piccini

"Dying to Live"
Dying to Live is another of those teen movies. Shannon Elizabeth plays the femme fatale with Hayley DuMond and Linda Cardellini playing the good guys. No nudity, just a lot of pokies and cleavage. Nice shot of Linda in the bottom right of the second collage!

• Shannon Elizabeth
• Hayley DuMond
• Linda Cardellini (1, 2)

"A Merry War"
Helena Bonham Carter is looking ready for action in A Merry War. No nudity, just some 1920s style underwear.

• Helena Bonham Carter

"Big Brother Trouble"
No nudity by Lindsey Brooke in Big Brother Trouble. She's not even that good looking, but she does fill out a bikini nicely.

• Lindsey Brooke

"The Big Bounce"
Well, Leigh Taylor-Young is naked in The Big Bounce. Unfortunately the camera angles are such that nothing is visible.

• Leigh Taylor-Young (1, 2)

"Barry Lyndon"
There are some topless women in Barry Lyndon and a very sexy Marisa Berenson. I'm not sure what you can see as she sits in a bath and I think some of these pictures have appeared before.

• Marisa Berenson
• Topless women

"The Big Sleep"
The pictures of Candy Clark in The Big Sleep have appeared before but there are also some see-through caps of Sarah Miles and some sexy pictures of Joan Collins when she was sexy.

• Candy Clark (1, 2, 3)
• Sarah Miles
• Joan Collins

"Carry On Emmanuelle"
Suzanne Danielle is the Emmanuelle in this Carry On film. A lot of very sexy pictures but the best you get are side and rear views. The topless nudity comes Tricia Newby.

• Suzanne Danielle (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• Tricia Newby

"Thirst"
There is a side view of Chantal Contouri as she steps into a shower.

• Chantal Contouri

"The Boys from Brazil"
Here you see Linda Hayden's total contribution in The Boys from Brazil. She has sex and she is killed.

• Linda Hayden

"The Outsider"
Some brief frontal nudity by Patricia Quinn in The Outsider.

• Patricia Quinn

"Never On Sunday"
No nudity by Melina Mercuri in Never On Sunday, made in 1960. Melina plays a prostitute and the towel seems to be stuck to her body.

• Melina Mercuri (1, 2)

Today's "Babes in Bondage" kicks of with 2 of Drew Phonix in a ZFX bondage flick called "Peril Age". She's bound, gagged, topless and full frontal.

• Drew Phonix (1, 2)

Then we have Leslie Ryan in "Terror in Paradise". Now there is no actual bondage in these, so I guess we can call her a "damsel in distress". In the movie she is raped, then put into a plane buck nekkid with her captors intending to throw her out in mid air. Don't worry, she escapes of course. Breasts can be seen in all links except 1 and 2, and there's a little bit of bum in link #9.

• Leslie Ryan (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

• Thumbnail Preview

• June Newton

• Sigourney Weaver

• Assorted nude models (all full frontal except links 1 and 7) (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

Here's Sophie Rosentreter, a German actress and MTV host. The film is called "Sass" (2001). It's about two brothers that rob banks in World War II. She's done some work for Hef before, but these topless and full frontal 'caps are from her very first on screen nude scene.

-hitek

Raffaela Anderson