Annual "Best Nude Scenes" Poll


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Lucrezia Phantazia in Wilsberg: Tote Hose (2011)

Ludivine Sagnier in Les Biens Aimes (2011) in 1080p. Some people age better than others. Ludivine was a perennial favorite of ours about a decade ago. At 20 she looked spectacular. Now, at 32, not so much.

Chiara Mastroianni, also in Les Biens Aimes (2011) in 1080p

Laila Goody in Jonny Vang (2003)

Keri Russell in Eight Days a Week (1997) in 1080hdtv

A legendary nude scene: Ruth Gabriel in Dias Contados (1994), an early starring vehicle for future superstar Javier Bardem.

Pre-implant Mariel Hemingway and Patrice Donnelly in Personal Best (1982) in 720p

(The sample below is lower in quality than the vid.)

Another forgotten Italian film: La Notte Che Evelyn, starring:

Maria Tofano

Erika Blanc

Marina Malfatti

PICS/ Collages

Olivia Munn for PETA

Scout Raskin in A Darker Reality (2008)

Heather Howe in A Darker Reality (2008)