"Innocent Blood"

Innocent Blood (1992) is a vampire comedy starring Anne Parillaud as a moral vampire who only eats bad guys. When she reads in a paper that wise guys are killing each other, she decides she is in the mood to eat Italian. What a way to take a bite out of crime. While munching on a huge crime boss, Robert Loggia, she is interrupted, and can't kill him. It turns out to be a dream come true for him, as he becomes nearly indestructible. Anne must find a way to finish him off, but is hampered, then helped by detective Anthony LaPaglia.

Parillaud shows everything, including a full frontal in the opening scene, while dressing for dinner. She also shows breasts and buns in a sex scene with LaPaglia. There is full frontal from an anonymous corpse in a morgue scene. The final showdown takes place in a strip club, The following women are credited as dancers:

Teri Weigel
Lisa Ann Baker
Christina Jiménez
Christina Bowers
Kim Currow
Christina Diaz
Kim Melton
Robin Place
Regina Poole
Tracy Rolen
Tammy Ulm
Katrina Witt
Maribe Zolli

IMDB readers have it at 5.7 of 10. Ebert calls it a wasted opportunity in awarding 2 stars. It only scored 20% at Rotten Tomatoes. The premise was good. Parillaud's accent was distracting, but the biggest problem was that the gags were just not that funny. There were some good special effects, and Loggia was insane in the role, but it was still a slow watch for me. C-.

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  • Anne Parillaud (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Corpse
  • Strippers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    some upgrades:

    Kim Basinger in 8 Mile. These are from the DVD screener. Director Curtis Hanson did a helluva job on this rap film. The film looks great on DVD. It will make a top-notch retail DVD. Kim looks great, and these images are a significant upgrade. You can clearly see the top portion of her buns, as well as a fleeting appearance of one li'l button when she starts to look over her shoulder.

    • Basinger (1, 2)

    Francesca Rettondini in Ghost Ship. There is still no DVD version available for this film. (What, no screener for Oscar voters?) These VHS images are not great, but are a gazillion percent better than the previous ones I made from a cam. This might make a nice scene on DVD, but it is difficult to say because the lighting is ultra dim.


    Other crap:


    "The Bush Jernals"



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    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Well the old time machine made it back to the present, so today we take a look at a 2002 straight to video epic "Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fullfilled". If it went straight to video you know it's not a great movie, but it had that one great quality we all look for a cute babe who gets naked.

    So we feast our eyes on Tara Spencer-Narin who certainly is cute and she shows some skin. Tara had a roll in the short lived TV show "Bliss".

    • Tara Spencer-Narin, topless (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Lexx 3.1 DVD contains the two raunchiest episodes ever to appear in a sci-fi series, Gametown with an extended shower scene, and Boomtown with a guy getting gangbanged by five nymphomaniacs.

    Since the episodes aired, the actresses went onto other projects. Patricia Zentilli continued as as a regular in season 4 of Lexx, Janaya Stephens is working on the television series Left Behind, Robyn Palmer starred as a hefmag bunny in The Ladies Man, and it turned out Roberta Sammutt is actually Roberta Angelica who did a nude spread in the 2002 hefmag book of lingeries.

    Gametown episode:

    Boomtown episode:

    "Total Recall 2070" is a forgettable sci-fi tv series that was missing the obvious, Arnie! Some episodes have nudity but the only one worth watching is the pilot "Machine Dreams" which is available on DVD.

    Assorted other goodies:

    • Cynthia Belliveau showing some partial breast exposure while getting humped by Stepehn McHattie in "The Dark" (1994).

    • From the Norman Jewison classic "In the Heat of the Night" (1967). Quentin Dean playing a very large-breasted piece of white trash who likes to undress at night for the benefit of patrolling police officers.

      There may have been some more breast exposure in the original theatrical release. Can anyone one can confirm this?

    Julia Stemberger
    (1, 2)

    A tripple B performance from the Austrian actress in scenes from "Der König von St. Pauli".

    Sonja Kirchberger
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    More scenes from "Der König von St. Pauli", but topless and bare bum views only.

    Kate Winslet As you may have heard by now, the "Titanic" star is on the cover of the Feb '03 issue of GQ, and they did a little editing to make her look thinner. Ok...maybe more like a lot of editing. Thanks to nmd for the scan of the new, ultra-thin Winslet.

    Jennifer Connelly
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Connelly giving us a brief look at her wondeful breasts, as well as an upskirt view in scenes from "Inventing the Abbotts" (1997). 'Caps by Snowblind.

    Tanya Roberts
    (1, 2, 3)

    Beautiful toplessness, and some serious upskirt views from the 80's cheese-fest "Sheena" (1984).

    Anna Mouglalis
    (1, 2)

    Subtle topless poses from the model in great scans by Blackshine.

    Victoria Silvstedt
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Once again, the tall, blonde, Swedish supermodel poses nude. Breasts in all but #5 (that one has the thong view). Links 1,2 and 6 also show pubes.

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