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The Anniversary Party. Big project. It's nice to see a good quantity of nudity in a movie from a director we can recognize, and with stars we can recognize. I say give Jennifer more money to make more movies, and let her become the Robert Altman of the new millennium - famous people naked in very film. Especially if she pals around with Casta, Connelly, and Cameron Diaz.

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I threw out some of my original choices for our official Fun House symbol, and added some of your suggestions. I really left out some obvious ones in my first pass, but you caught them. I decided to retire both Abe Vigoda and Gerard Depardieu in favor of some new faces. The old men have served their time, and have now faded from our everyday conversations. Pete Postlethwaite is no longer a candidate for the big prize, but he's still the Fun House pick as "World's Sexiest Man". Frankly, I believe that only one man from the list below can truly do the job, but I wonder if you agree.

'Caps and comments by Spaz:

"Too Much Sex" is a Canadian sex-comedy about a man named Allgood Butts who sleeps around a little too much.

Five actresses go topless but only Christie MacFadyen goes full frontal and Diane Flack's cyber-hooters are computer generated.

Today's "Babes in Bondage"....

First up, one I missed from yesterday.

  • Cat Lips, fully nude, bent over, and being spanked in scenes from "Sanctuary of Sin".

Next up, an unknown from all tied up, nude, and getting a beating in "Bloodsucking Freaks". A movie that even the Hanktser himself refers to as "a pretty sick flick".

  • Unknown (1, 2, 3)

Finally, while technically this is not a bondage movie, I think it still qualifies as torture if you are forced to watch it.'s everyone's favorite, "Showgirls"!

Hi Scoop,

There are a couple of new readers on my favourite newscast, The Naked News. Of course I couldn't help but make couple more 'caps of my favourite anchors.


  • Athena King, full frontal. (1, 2)
  • Michelle Pantoliano, strips down from fully clothed to fully exposed. (1, 2)
  • Lily Kwan, full frontal and full dorsal nudity.
  • Brooke Roberts, full frontal nudity.

A nice variety of goodies...

  • Amanda Peet, her wonderful topless scene from "The Whole Nine Yards". (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Heather Graham, topless and full frontal in "Boogie Nights" (1, 2, 3)

  • Julianne Moore, also topless in "Boogie Nights" (1, 2)

  • Randi Brooks, topless and a thong view from "The Man with Two Brains". (1, 2)

  • Vanity, topless in one of TBS' favorite movies, "Action Jackson". (1, 2)

  • Ashlyn Gere, softcore pics of the porn legend baring her breasts in "Ashlyn Rising". (1, 2)

  • Nina Hartley, more softcore pics of another porn queen. Links 1 and 2 are from "Ashlyn Rising", the rest are from "Totally Nina". (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

Patricia Arquette Very nice toplessness, plus some rear nudity from David Lynch's "Lost Highway" (1997).

Natasha Gregson Wagner Also topless in "Lost Highway"

Judy Geeson Topless in scenes from "Horror Planet" aka "Inseminoid" (1981).

Judith Godrèche Topless in a love scene, and again in a shower scene from the movie "Entropy" (1999).

Lorena Lee Full frontal nudity in "Personal Services" (1987).

Fabiana Udenio Topless in the really lame straight-to-video movie "Diplomatic Immunity" (1991). Seriously, Fabiana's breasts are the only good thing about this one.

If there is one thing you can count on from a movie directed by Tinto Brass it's nudity. And not just a little nudity....but a whole lot of nudity! Breasts, bum, bush, and plenty of gyno views. That's why he's one of our Euro-Scoopy heroes.

Here is part two of Tomkru's look at "The Key" ("La Chiave") (1983).

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  • Kate Winslet nude in "Iris"! Follow the link to Images and details from the UK tabloid The Sun.