TV Round-Up

A lot of our nudity favorites are beginning their new seasons soon. Californication and House of Lies begin this week; Spartacus follows a week later. For now we will have to tide ourselves over with overseas fare:

Chava Voor in't Holt in Divorce, s1e2

Anna Brewster in Silent Witness, s16e2, in 720p

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


Aesthete's continuing complete 1080p uncoverage of season one of:

The Girls' Guide to Depravity


Rebecca Blumhagen

Sally Golan




(season two, episode 6, UK version)

Sophie Rundle


Continuing with Zalman King's Body Language, this week season two. Today - the first half. Tomorrow - the second.

Zalman King's Body Language

ZKBL is set in a strip club and each episode is based on the personal hang-ups of one or more of the strippers. A narrator explained what was going on, which is just as well. There was plenty of nudity, even some almost gynaecological. Except for the nudity, the show did not have much going for it.

The second season was first transmitted in 2010 and there was a new narrator, Sarah Colford. There also seemed to be fewer different women, although the nudity was still just as good.

Episode 1 Baby Doll and the Hungry Girls

Lynzey Patterson

Not Identified

Episode 2 Beautiful Sin

Paula Peddle

Shirleyann Mason

Episode 3 Private Dancer

Anna Saphershteyn

Jane Hines

Not Identified

Episode 4 Almost Perfect

Sarah Colford

Shirleyann Mason

Veronika London

Not Identified

Episode 5 Big Mambo

Lynzey Patterson

Not Identified

Episode 6 Russian Roulette

√Āngela Molina

Inna Ivanova

Marta Ogonek

Slava Saphershteyn

Not Identified

Episode 7 Amateur Night

Misha Highstead

Veronika London

Not Identified

Film Clips

The women of Dame de Trefle (2013 telefilm) in 1080p

 Salome Stevenin

Audrey Rollier

Regina Demina

Marie-Christine Letort

Brea Bee in a Best Picture nominee, Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

Bella Heathcote in Not Fade Away (2012)


Bodybuilder Olga Kurkulina

Rihanna braless in a see-through top