"Angel of H.E.A.T."

Angel of H.E.A.T. (1982) is a classic exploitation secret agent spoof staring Marilyn Chambers as an underground crime fighter and Mary Woronov as a government agent. The LSD altered son of a semiconductor company founder has hatched a plot to take over the world by building androids, and then using punk rock to control everyone. The story is every bit as lame as that sounds, and even includes an evil dwarf, a German boyfriend who speaks Japanese, a Kung Fu master who looks like Mr. Myagi but speaks German, tandem hang gliding, and other inanities.

On the other hand, we have full frontal from Marilyn Chambers, full frontal from Mary Woronov, and Mary Woronov and Remy O'Neill in a topless mud wrestling/lesbian scene. IF you are a Woronov fan, you will want to add this dubious masterpiece to your collection. There has never been a decent quality home release of this film, and the DVD is as bad as the previous Laser disk and VHS versions. There is plenty of humor, both intentional and unintentional, but the real reason to watch it is the nudity. C-.

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  • Marilyn Chambers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31)
  • Mary Woronov (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)
  • Remy O'Neill (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)


    Malefic revisited. Evidently my review managed to make the paper mache catfish head interesting, which is something the film makers were unable to do. For those who asked, here it is in all its glory.

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    Movies from Shiloh:

    Shiloh is a new contributor who specializes in finding movie clips. Since we discussed Elisabetta Cavalotti and Chloe Sevigny yesterday, he thought a good theme for today would be "explicit oral scenes featuring six mainstream actresses". As always, we think the best way to view these is to right click on them, then download them to the directory of your choice for viewing at your leisure from your hard disk. This also allows you view the progress of the download, which a left click does not.

    These are not my clips, but every single one worked fine for me, so if you can't view them you need to figure out the missing codec.



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    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Bikini Squad"
    When this 1993 satirical spoof was made, Baywatch was one of the most popular TV shows on the planet (and one of the worst, in my opinion). In making sure that Bikini Squad is as bad as the show she's parodying, director Valerie Breiman delivers a comedy that probably offended everyone on the original show. By making the leads look like total idiots, she's simply confirmed an opinion I already had for years: the show sucked and the people on it were basically jerks.

    This movie is so goofy, lame, and the actors portrayed as so incredibly dumb and self-involved, that you'll love the movie even if you were a big fan of the original. It is a brilliant movie in that it captured the essence of crap that was Baywatch, and does it while making you laugh, a lot. In addition, they show plenty of goodies, because as the producer character said, "sure we do tits and ass, but we do sensitive tits and ass". How could you not like a movie like that? :-)

    Scorpion's Skinemax
    Amy Rochelle
    (1, 2, 3)

    Breasts and bum views in scenes from "American Masseuse". The big question in these ' she really gettin' it on? Check out links 2 and 3 and decide for yourself.

    Gail Harris
    (1, 2)

    More 'caps from "American Masseuse". This time it's the Page 3/B-movie babe who may be showing more than she intended. The breast and bum views are expected, but check out link #2 for a rear gyno view.

    Griffin Drew
    Julie Mantia
    Monique Parent

    More robo-boobs on display in scenes from "American Masseuse".

    Ashlie Rhey
    (1, 2)
    Lisa Comshaw
    Assorted Unknowns
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The usual breasts, bums, bush and pseudo sex in scenes from "Deviant Desires" (2002).

    Nikki Fritz
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    Jezebelle Bond
    and Wendy Rice (1, 2)
    Angela Davies

    Plenty of skin and pseudo-sex from "Sex, Secrets & Betrayals". Bond and Rice do a 3-way scene and some lesbian lovin'.

    Jennifer Aniston
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    The "Friends" star shows cleavage and some mega-pokies on this past weekend's episode of "Saturday Night Live".

    Karin Schubert LC 'caps the German actress turned adult film star going topless in scenes from "Cold Eyes of Fear" (1971).

    Isild Le Besco Nice toplessness in scenes from the French movie "Le Coût de la vie" (2003). Thanks again to LC.

    Michelle Burke
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Brittany McCrena
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Señor Skin 'caps from the movie "The Last Word". Both ladies are topless and Burke is also seen in a thong. You may remember Burke from the "Coneheads" movie or from "Dazed and Confused".