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"American Pie 2"
American Pie 2 (2001) didn't stray to far from the original, reuniting the same cast laying the same characters. Everyone has finished their first year at college, and rent a house at the beach to pursue a summer of sex and fun. Stifler is still wealthy and still obnoxious, but is invited along because he has money. Shannon Elizabeth makes a short appearance, but keeps her clothes on. The breast and bun exposure comes from Denise Faye and Lisa Arturo as housemates that Stifler decides are lesbians. The two play along, and trade flashing for getting the boys to touch each other in increasingly bold ways. "And, one time in band camp" ... Alyson Hannigan has a larger part in this film, and is a truly funny actress.
Reactions were luke warm (6.8 of 10 at IMDB, while Ebert awarded 3 stars), and I have to agree, it is an ok sequel, but not very exciting. The plot, what there is of it, is rather predictable, and the characters, who were cute as High School seniors are just not as interesting as college students. I viewed the Unrated version, which is about 8 minutes longer, and contains some additional language, mostly in small scenes of improv that were cut to get the R rating out of MPAA, and are scattered throughout the film. I think it would be more correct to call it a director's cut than an Unrated version. The exposure is the same in both versions, and is limited to the "possible lesbians" scene. The DVD transfer is good, and there are more than enough special features to satisfy anyone, including
several commentary tracks. Made for $30M, the US gross alone was $145M. C+.
"Queer as Folk" disk 4
Queer as Folk (2000)disk 4 features some hard to cap breast exposure from Michelle Clunie, and full frontal from Tracy Waterhouse, who plays a lesbian who tries o find "the light" and become straight, and Lisa Arturo, the woman she fanaticizes about to get through sex with Emmett. This DVD covers episode 12 through 15. The series seems to be adding more female nudity as it goes along, probably to increase the audience. Here, as promised, are the summaries for the 22 first season episodes:
pilot: episodes 1 & 2
After a night out at the club Babylon with Michael, Emmett and Ted; Brian picks up a cute guy named Justin for a night of fun, but afterwards coldly rebuffs Justin's attempts to see him again. Michael also gets lucky taking home a hunk, only to be happily interrupted for a trip to the hospital after Brian learns that Linsay and Melanie have had a baby boy, Gus. In the meantime, Michael stays in the closet at work, which causes problems with an interested co-worker while at the same time hi struggles with feelings of jealousy over Brian's relationship with Justin.
Lindsay and Melanie have a bris for their new baby Gus, which Michael decides to miss until Brian convinces him otherwise. Brian decides to crash the party and put his parental foot down. Justin, seeking to regain the attention of Brian, decides to make himself noticed at Babylon. Meanwhile, Brian's involvement as the father of Gus causes some relationship strain between Lindsay and Melanie. Michael attempting to continue his straight act runs into a co-worker in front of the gay bars. Also Ted gets lucky with a guy who he's been denying the advances of all night, but ends up with devastating results.
While Ted lies in a drug-induced coma, Brian learns he's named the executor of his friend's living will. Also, Justin's mother suspects the truth about her son's sexuality and Michael and Emmett try to remove
incriminating evidence from Ted's apartment but discover Ted's longtime crush on Michael.
Michael fends off the romantic interest of a female co-worker who doesn't know he's gay and instead dates a hands-on chiropractor, while Brian is propositioned by a potentially lucrative client of his firm. Meanwhile, Justin struggles to repair his fractured relationship with his mother Jennifer.
Michael's new chiropractor boyfriend gets into a tug-of-war with Brian over Michael, as Ted recovers from his O.D. by dating Roger, a stable but overweight chorus director. Also, Justin meets Lindsay, who is impressed with his artwork.
Debbie meets Dr. David; Michael and Dr. David spend a weekend in the country; Justin's father learns the truth and decides to send Justin away to school; Brian's emotional hold on Michael and dislike for Dr. David intensifies.
Justin's father attacks Brian outside Babylon; Michael gets a promotion at work; Justin moves in with Brian.
Michael decides to break up with Dr. David, who surprises Michael by asking him to move in with him; Lindsay and Melanie ask Brian to relinquish his parental rights to Gus; Emmett becomes addicted to cyber-sex.
Dr. David pressures Michael to move in with him; Brian's loft is burglarized; Justin runs away to New York City; Lindsay and Melanie begin to drift apart.
Michael ends the relationship with Dr. David; Ted and Emmett get tested for AIDS; Brian throws Michael a surprise 30th birthday party and outs Michael to his co-worker; Emmett makes a pact with God.
Michael and Dr. David enjoy their newfound domestic bliss; Emmett joins a conversion therapy group; Lindsay and Melanie continue to fight about Brian, finances and their future; Ted becomes very sexually active.
Brian sleeps with a co-worker who then files a complaint against him; Emmett continues to try to go straight; Melanie finds solace from Lindsay in the arms of another woman.
Brian is named in the sexual harassment suit and turns to Melanie for legal advice; Emmett starts dating a woman in his continuing attempt to go straight; Michael lies to David about seeing Brian.
Lindsay leaves Gus in Brian's care on the weekend of the Leather Ball. Michael is nervous about meeting David's son. Ted takes a walk on the wild side. Brian comes out to his father after he learns that Jack has cancer.
Michael and Dr. David disagree about finances; a strange Frenchman moves in with Lindsay and Gus causing a stir; Justin is suspended from school.
Dr. David and Michael host a high-society fundraiser-Michael excludes the gang; Lindsay and Guillaume prepare for the big day; Justin continues to be harassed at school.
Brian discovers David at the baths; Justin finds out his parents are getting a divorce; Ted reconnects with Blake; a hunk from Babylon hits on Michael.
In the throes of a hot session Brian gets upsetting news; Daphne asks Justin to be her first time; Ted wants Blake, despite his crystal meth addiction.
Who will be crowned King of Babylon? An innocent trip to the mall lands Vic in jail; Brian is beaten at his own game.
Brian is chosen 'Ad person of the Year' and encouraged to take his talent to the Big Apple; Vic appears in court to plead his case; Blake gets a job; David's ex-wife's divorce takes him to Portland.
Brian turns 30; Michael and David prepare for their move to Portland; Ted faces the truth about Blake; Justin and Daphne attend their prom where a big surprise awaits; On his way to the airport, Michael receives a call from Brian.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Unmade Beds is an independent film from the 1980's, probably most famous
because Debbie Harry played a character named Blondie. Debbie was really into
the whole New York arthouse scene, palled around with Warhol and Basquiat,
appeared in many cheapozoid experimental films.
M*A*S*H - well, I think you all know what this is. I tried to get them as
large as possible to show what there is to show.
- Sally Kellerman
The following are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded
into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined
there might be something of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or
Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.
Well, I hate to admit it, but it looks like Joan Severance is never going to
get naked again, which means that the Fun House needs a new diva, so help me
make the choice. For me, the list narrows down to the 2000 nude scene champ,
the 2001 nude scene champ, and some especially luscious babes to my eyes. I may
not have listed the babe you would pick, because they don't turn me on as much
as the ones on this list - but tell me which one you would choose from this
Honte's site is updated!
I'm back from Vegas and all I have left is a hangover, a cold and several people to "give shout-outs" too.
- Comedian Richard Jeni...A very funny, and very nice guy who hooked this Scoop up with tickets to his show. If you're heading to Vegas, definitely catch his act!
- Ron Jeremy, the legend....Thanks for tolerating my rambling lunacy about your cable access show from way back when.
- The webmasters who made it to the show.... It was nice meeting and speaking with all of you!
Today's "Babe in Bondage" is from television land. Kim Oja all tied up in her underwear on "Son of the Beach", the silly, "Baywatch" spoof produced by Howard Stern's production company.
Today's "Hankster Lite"
|Here is the former Miss USA (1970) and b-movie regular in "Silk Degrees" (also starring Fun House hero, Marc "The Beastmaster" Singer).
#1 has shower curtain frontal nudity
#2 has clear views of her very tan robo-boobs.
|From the 1979 Italian movie with about a billion names...the shortest is "Zombie". Excellent nudity from this unknown actress. Great toplessness, thong views, and semi-see-thru pube views.
||Topless and rear nudity, also from "Zombie".
|A tremendously proficient and comprehensive treatment of Diane Lane's nude scenes in "Big Town" by Aesthete.
|Here she is topless and almost showing pubes in a sex scene from the trailer for "Sexual Predator" with Fun House Walk of Fame member Richard Grieco. #1 and #2 Scoop did back in November from a DVD preview.
|From the movie "Exposure". Great breast views, and a very nice photographic setting! Thanks to Donbun.
|Scoop - here is Pam from the American Music Awards. There may have been a glimpse of
areola in #3...or not...damn sticky tape!
|Vidcaps by El Kabong From the DVD of the Terry Gilliam movie "Jabberwocky" (1977). #1 and #2 are kinda dark but show frontal and topless views. Links 3 and 4 have well lit rear nudity.
|From the Mailbag
I was reading the October, 2001 issue of Biography magazine, and I came across a profile on Kate Beckinsdale (pp. 14), the pop up box next to her profile is where they place the caption "Admirable Quality: Has refused to do onscreen nudity".
The blatancy of the pop-up window really caught my attention (it's not like it's buried in the words, it's right there next to her picture).
I gathered from that reader mail that Kate Beckinsale is claiming not to have done any nudity. I don't know for sure exactly what she has or hasn't claimed, but here is an example of the nudity she has not done.
|Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
Pat's words in yellow, new stories in white
>From Ananova. Winona has a new alibi: she was just stepping outside for a
ciggie and took some things with her that she intended to come back in and
pay for. If the security tapes are as reported, I guess that meant she had
to remove all the alarm tags with scissors, which would have been much
easier than just handing them to the clerk and saying, "I'm stepping out
for a minute, could you hold these for me?" Being the Beverly Hills Sak's,
they probably would have held the items, fetched her a glass of champagne
and offered to roll the cigarette for her, but no: cutting off all the tags
'No charges filed' as actress faces court date
Prosecutors have not yet filed charges against Winona Ryder over her alleged shoplifting and drug possession.
She is due to appear in court tomorrow following the incident in a Beverly Hills store in December.
The judge at the scheduled appearance can either continue the case in the absence of charges or dismiss the allegations.
Police in Beverly Hills said the actress had been arrested after she removed security tags from several items and left Saks of Fifth Avenue with £3,300 worth of clothes in her shopping bag.
Officers also allegedly found drugs for which she had no prescription when they arrested her.
The actress was handcuffed and taken to a police station after her arrest on December 12 and bailed until January 11, when she is due to appear at Beverly Hills Superior Court.
A spokeswoman for the Los Angeles District Attorney says no charges have been formally filed. She added: "The court date was one given to her by the police and is not a deadline for us."
The actress's lawyer, Mark Geragos, claimed the arrest had been "a misunderstanding" and that she had prescriptions for the drugs. He said Ryder was carrying the items between store departments.
An American television network reported a friend of Ryder had claimed the actress had gone outside to smoke when she was arrested.
An unnamed friend told E! network: "Winona had already purchased some things in the store.
"And she also had some things she was considering buying, when she went out of the store for a smoke - that's what happened. She was going to pay for the items."
>From IMDB News. I saw this touted at the back of the last issue of the Hef Mag. Maybe now that Dedee's taken the plunge, she'll talk Michelle into doing one of those girl-on-girl spreads that the Tweed sisters used to do. Personally, I think it would be a better career move for Michelle than starring in a movie with Sean Penn playing a guy who's even more annoying and retarded than Sean is in real life...
Michelle Pfeiffer's Wild Sister Strips Off
Movie star Michelle Pfeiffer's wild little sister Dedee Pfeiffer is raising eyebrows - and other body parts - in the new issue of men's magazine P---boy. The stunning 38-year-old bares all in the monthly mag, even cavorting with a naked guy and simulating sex in pictures that at first shocked actress Michelle. Dedee says, "I'm the wild Pfeiffer. Michelle is smart, cautious and shy, whereas I'm wild and outrageous and talk before I think. I'm always flashing people at bars - not my breasts, but my tattoos.
My family and friends know I'm a freak and I'll try almost anything once." Dedee, who has worked as a cocktail waitress at a mud-wrestling bar, dressed as a monkey, danced in a Disneyland parade and delivered radiators, has two tattoos she loves to show off. She explains, "On my butt I have a
tattoo of two cherubs hugging each other. They are symbolic of the angels that protect me, and they epitomize the innocence of love. I also have one of two doves. One represents the memory of my father and the other is in memory of my best friend. They symbolize how I feel about people I've loved
Also from IMDB, whining cad Steve Bing weighs in with a new theory on Liz Hurley's pregnancy.:
It wasn't Steve Bing, but Chandler Bing! That's silly: We all know that it's Ross who keeps getting women pregnant. Can't we just do a DNA test and end this damn story already?...
Perry Accused Of Fathering Hurley's Baby
The Steve Bing - Elizabeth Hurley debacle has taken a bizarre new twist as Bing hints Friends star Matthew Perry is the father of Liz's unborn baby, according to internet reports. Gossip website Peoplenews reports playboy Bing has dropped several hints that Perry had a fling with Hurley while
they were filming Serving Sara last year. The film was put on indefinite hold while Perry sought treatment for his dependence on prescription drugs in the middle of filming. And according to msnbc.com, "A source close to the entrepreneur says Bing is telling friends that he believes Hurley and Matthew Perry were an item". But Hurley has slapped the suggestion, with her spokesman saying, "She denies that she had any kind of relationship with Matthew Perry other than a professional one."
Post, Page Six. Don't really know her, but she is amusing on the subject, at
least. Sounds to me like a lot of the nudity in this exhibit comes from a dark
FANS of Evi Quaid, director wife of Randy Quaid, can see her naked before
they'll get to see the movie she made three years ago.
Evi - who's now going by her first name only - has Hollywood clucking over an
exhibition of X-rated self-portraits titled "We've Nothing to Do" at the gallery
in Hollywood's ultra-hip Les Deux Cafe. The 5-foot-tall glossies feature Evi in
various poses, all of which prominently display her most intimate area, which
sports a shiny new piercing.
She tells PAGE SIX's Ian Spiegelman: "That's what is current right now. In film
and art it's gone unexplored. I wanted to be as confrontational as possible
without accenting breasts because I've always felt breasts are too accented in
The racy shots got started about three months ago when Playboy proposed Evi, 38,
shoot some self-portraits for the magazine. But when Playboy honchos got a load
of the pictures, Evi says, "They told me they were too far left of field."
The photos will help promote the movie she directed, "The Debtors," a comedy
starring Michael Caine about three shopaholics who escape a rehab center and
find salvation on a madcap cross-country trek. It was shot three years ago, but
its main investor, Microsoft bigwig Charles Simonhyi, was horrified by a scene
in which the German rock band Rammstein sprays milk on a concert audience
through a giant phallus. The ensuing court battle left the Quaids filing for
bankruptcy, but "Debtors" will finally be released by Artistic License next
month in 20 art theaters across the country. Lions Gate is putting out the DVD.
"Quite honestly, that was a really sweet, funny scene," Evi says. "The movie
could be relatively mainstream - I mean, it's got Phyllis Diller in
As for her edgy exhibition, artist Ed Ruscha has already bought the title piece,
and we're told actor Buck Henry's been popping in regularly.
"I find nudity hysterical," Evi says. "None of this comes from a dark place."
She notes that the body-piercing in the shots was "only there for the images.
It's not permanent." A clip-on?