"Trois" (2000)
Trois (2000) should really have been named Quatre. What promised to be an exploration of a menage et trois among Gary Dourdan (Jermaine, young lawyer), Kenya Moore (Jasmine, Jermain's wife and victim of an abusive previous relationship) and Gretchen Palmer (Jade, bisexual single mother) turned into a less than thrilling thriller about four people, sexual politics, and gender differences. The only possible nudity was the actual menage et trois, which was either 3 black people on one bed in a darkened bedroom, or two black cats fighting in a coal bin -- I couldn't really tell which. Kenya is nearly popping out of her dress in one scene, and Gretchen pokes through many of her tops. The fourth character was Soloman K. Smith (Terrence and Eric, ex husband of Kenya, co-worker of Gary, and friend of Gretchen). Overall, the film is darkly lit, and the plot twists are either predictable or telegraphed minutes before they occur. I didn't really like any of the characters, and was not impressed with any of the performances.
Check Scoop's review for other peoples opinions and box office, but this was a terrific disappointment and waste of time for me.
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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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The bad news: I don't have any images today! Saw two new DVD releases, no flesh. The good news: this movie, "Possessed", added some really great moments to the history of bad cinema. Imagine Timothy Dalton as a priest, saying to Satan "you want a piece of me, motherfucker? C'mon". I wonder how Samuel L Jackson would be as
a pope? In general the movie is just bad, but the last 20 minutes are so bad it's good, and I think my review is reasonably entertaining.
And "When Harry Met Sally" is a great DVD of a terrific romantic comedy - seven minutes of deleted scenes, but still no flesh.
| Big News
| Cindy Margolis?
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We're not 100% positive, but according to Hustler.com...these are pics of Cindy topless! Pre-boob and nose job. Reportedly taken when she was 18.
News from the mailbag is that Howard Stern talked about the Margolis pictures yesterday, and mentioned how much work she had done.
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Sticking with paparazzi pics, Mariah Carey got some sort of award and came dressed to impress.
Little Victoria Abril on the beach. Which prompts this wish: Jennifer Connelly, if you can hear me, take a vacation. To Spain, where the clothes are few and the paparazzi many. ASAP and as frequently as possible.
Daisy Fuentes is a babe, a little tendency to run to fat, but still a babe, with some nice pokies.
Julie Anderson has unusual beauty for a fashion model. Never Milla at her craziest but definitely the girl has an edge.
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And we end today with royalty, Lady Victoria Hervey, part-time fashion model and part-time aristocratic owner of a upscale boutique. The scan came in from usenet; I cleaned it up a bit because it was so sexy in some odd way.
One week to go before the Golden Globe awards. Hubba hubba.
| Celeblover
| Anika Mauer |
Topless scenes from an episode of the German TV series ""Adelheid und ihre Mörder".
| Jessica Schwarz |
Breast exposure from her only credited movie in the IMDb..."Amor - Todesspiel aus Liebe".
| Veronica Ferres |
Excellent breast exposure from the German actress from 1997's "Rossini".
| Scorpion
| Sara St. James
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Better known as Jacqueline Lovell. The quality here isn't the best, but it still looks like everything is visible.
| Susie Chidley
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A.K.A. Susie Q. Once again, looks like everything is in plain view.
| Annette O'Toole |
Topless scenes from 1982's "Cat People".
| Nastassja Kinski
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Full frontal nudity from "Cat People"
| and ...
| Kate Moss |
Topless B&W by Blackshine. Blackshine must be the all time record holder for the highest number of scans ever produced of Kate Moss by a single imaging artist.
| Joely Fisher |
Excellent vidcaps by DAI of Princess Lea's sister doing strip tease on prime time tv. Scenes from the apparently now cancelled "Normal Ohio".
| Monica Keena |
Tuna covered "Crime and Punishment in Suburbia" yesterday..but more cleavage never hurt anyone. Here is a collage by Dann.
| Tara Reid |
Topless scenes from "Body Shots", by Lunar.
| Lara Flynn Boyle |
Just barely not exposing the goodies in Vanity Fair. Thanks to A.C.
| Yamila Diaz |
Clear see-thru nipple exposure.
| Sarah Wynter |
Breast exposure from "Species 2".
| Tatiana Korsakova
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Excellent scans of the very beautiful cover girl from the German GQ. #6 is Tatiana on the cover.
| Toni Braxton
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#1 is Toni in a very skimpy two piece thing. (I know it's not lingerie, but I just can't call it a bikini). #2 features a very nice bit of see-thru nipple exposure.
| Jennifer O'Dell
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Two non-nudes of the blonde actress from the March 2000 issue of Maxim US, by KZ.
| Assorted topless models
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