Scoopy Jr. here...I'm holding down the fort while Sr. takes a few days off. My only words of wisdom today...

The only difference between the Sane and the Insane, is IN and yet within this world, the Sane have the power to have the Insane locked up. -Hunter S. Thompson


  • First up, a zipped two-pack featuring Dominique Sanda topless and then full frontal in "Le Voyage en douce"

  • 3 more from "Le Voyage en douce". This time it's Charlie Chaplin's daughter, Geraldine Chaplin posing topless and then going full frontal.

  • Finally a four-pack with Sara Forestier in "Hell" (2006). She bares breasts in all of these and gets it on in clips #1 and #3.



Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.





Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.





Divine Emanuelle

Divine Emanuelle (1981), like Emanuelle in the Country, is not an Emanuelle film at all, and is not really called Divine Emanuelle. It is a Greek soft-core staring Laura Gemser as the leader of a love cult, and was originally called Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps, and previously released in the US under the correct title of Love Camp. Scoopy covered this a while back, but it bears a redo, as it is a very nice transfer and there is nudity in nearly every frame, including plentiful full frontal and rear. Unfortunately, Laura Gemser is the only identifiable naked actress.

Christian Anders, who also directed, wrote, and produced, composed the score and played the music, lives in town and is the head recruiter. The Love Camp itself is run with an iron fist by Laura Gemser, who doesn't hesitate to whip those who break the rules, and, for some reason never explained, has anyone who tries to leave killed. The camp is funded by the women performing special "religious" rituals for Johns that Anders recruits. The big prize is to be a US senator's daughter, who Anders is ordered to recruit. There is a behemoth whom Gemser also uses to maintain discipline.

IMDb readers say (4.6). Considering the amount of nudity and the quality of the transfer, this is a C as a European soft core.

Laura Gemser bares all.

Assorted, nekkid Unknowns


First up from LC today...tons of stuff not yet on DVD!

Sienna Miller
in "Factory Girl"
Tara Summers
in "Factory Girl"
Debra McCabe
in "Saw III"
Elizabeth Reaser
in "Sweet Land"
Veronika Duerr and Lisa Paulsen
in "Psychopathia Sexualis"

Julie Depardieu
in "Qui m'aime me suive"
Romane Bohringer
in "Qui m'aime me suive"
Aurélia Petit
in "Oublier Cheyenne"
Mila Dekker
in "Oublier Cheyenne"

In this next batch from...LC takes a look at the not-yet-on-DVD 2006 Sundance and Cannes entry "Destricted". This is a concept film featuring several short, erotic films by several big named artists. Most notable is "Kids" director, Larry Clark.

From what I have read online, the concept seems to be something along the lines of 'What is artistic erotica, and what is porn'. The answer to that question seems to vary.

For those interested...while this is a biased take on the film, here is the most detailed review I could find.

As for the pics, the majority of these feature real porn stars from the Larry Clark segement of the movie called "Impaled".

Angela Stone
"Destricted" segment: "Impaled"
Nancy Vee
"Destricted" segment: "Impaled"
Nancy Vee
"Destricted" segment: "Impaled"
Jasmine Byrne
"Destricted" segment: "Impaled"
Sativa Rose
"Destricted" segment: "Impaled"

"Destricted" segment: "Impaled"
Dillan Lauren
"Destricted" segment: "Impaled"
"Destricted" segment: "We Fuck Alone"
Shirin Barthel
"Destricted" segment: "We Fuck Alone"

Today we have more from "Sexy Movie".

Amber Ambrose is top billed in this flick, yet this is her only credit at IMDB which is a shame because this is one cute chick.

Caps and 4 clips of Amber as she pleasures herself.

Funny thing about this movie IMDB shows that is not available on DVD or VHS for that matter, yet I have a DVD. Can't Remember where I got it.



Here are 4 zipped .wmvs of the scene 'capped above. (1, 2, 3, 4)

Notes and collages

Charlotte Rampling

Elizabeth Whitcraft

Lisa Bonet

....I have more than seven to create from this film! This is the first "group". Now...let's rock and roll!

Not yet on DVD! Here is Aussie actress Toni Collette going full frontal in a scene from "The Dead Girl". A nice find by the Skin-man!

Pat's comments in yellow...

That's Entertainment! - The New York Daily News reports that Pure nightclub in Las Vegas may not pay Britney Spears the $400,000 she was promised to host their New Year's Eve bash because she passed out and had to be carried off before her contractual obligations were finished. A "close source" told the paper that when celebrities sign a deal like that, they're on the clock and the sponsor watches every minute. Also, they said the club owners are furious because her PR spin was that she "fell asleep" rather than passed out drunk, which makes it sound like their party was boring.

*Don't worry, guys: nobody believes she fell asleep.
*They want people to know they throw exciting parties, where chicks fall down drunk on the floor!
*If she was going to pass out on the floor, she could've at least done it while not wearing panties.

She Didn't Even Come With Tattoos! - Shiloh Jolie may be the "golden child" to the tabloids, but apparently not to her mom. Angelina Jolie told the UK edition of Elle, "I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee (her adopted Third World kids) because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality...I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

*Or she may just put her up for adoption...Let's hope so.
*Oh, I'm sure she'll develop a personality, unless personality is genetic.
*If Shiloh doesn't feel like eating, she gets a lecture about all the starving kids in Africa who'd love to be sucking on mommy's nipples.
*I bet 20 years from now, Shiloh is going to look incredibly gorgeous in the photo on the cover of her tell-all book.

Women Can't Be Over 30 - Donald Trump is getting it from all sides this week. Joseph Hewett, 49, of New Hampshire has filed a federal age discrimination lawsuit against Trump, claiming he was rejected as a contestant on "The Apprentice" because he was "out of the show's demographic range." All the people chosen were in their 20s and 30s. He's seeking class action status, so that every person rejected for being over 40 can join the lawsuit.

*There's a rule that no contestant can be older than Donald Trump's current wife.
*If you really want to be on that show, you must not have an IQ over 40.
*The only thing sadder than wanting to be Donald Trump's apprentice is wanting to be Donald Trump's 49-year-old apprentice.

Rosie The Riveting - Rosie O'Donnell also fired back at Trump for insulting her looks and weight, saying, "I love when people say you're fat, like you don't know," adding that Trump "is obsessed with me."

*No, I don't think Donald Trump would be attracted to a fat, obnoxious lesbian...Not one who's over 30, anyway.
*Rosie could hide her weight the Trump way, by growing her hair really long and combing it over her entire body.