Annual "Best Nude Scenes" Poll

Done. Results here. I'll have the summary page up later today or tomorrow at the latest.


Hi Scoop,

It was a hell of a year for first-time nudity. Your poll does include most of the best.

Three worthy candidates are missing. I waited years to see them naked. Each is in my own top 10 for the year.

Kristen Miller, Dexter 6x01 (FunHouse dailyjan12/23);

Alex (Alexandra) Breckenridge, TrueBlood 4x02 (FH 4th of July);

Brianna Brown, HomeLand 1x02 1x03 (FH 10/11 10/18). That, BTW, is no BD. I can prove it to you if you want.



Scoop's notes:

Those are all good ones, but I don't think the results of the poll would have been any different if those three scenes had been among the choices. We don't try to get every good nude scene into the short list for the voting, but rather only those which people might conceivably choose as their #1. I wouldn't expect many people to have cast their one and only ballot on any of those three choices, given all the excellent alternatives. We already had four choices on the ballot which received no votes at all of the 1000 cast, and five others which pulled only a single tally.

As I looked forward from the perspective of the Thanksgiving holidays, I had every intention of changing the poll this year. My intention was to list every major nude scene and to allow each of you to rank your top choices 1-20, similar to the way the coaches vote for the top college football teams. I dropped that idea when I couldn't find the right software to handle the balloting.

I'm not opposed to doing that next year. In such a ballot, I would have to list just about every possible nude scene, because I'd have to include anything you'd put in your top twenty, as opposed to what I do now, which is to list only the ones which could earn a #1 vote. That would probably encompass 200 choices or more. Maybe far more. How about 400? It seems to me that we look at more than an average of new scene one per day, given the proliferation of pay cable channels and the foreign stuff.

I'm not opposed to doing all the work necessary to pull that off, but once again I'd need the right polling software, which I have thus far been unable to find. It would have to be fairly simple, and capable of being hosted on my server, because if somebody else hosted it, they might decide halfway through the game that our material was inappropriate.

Any suggestions out there?

TV Round-Up

Sunday will once more provide the bulk of our great scenes this year. We have several from last night, but we're already seen them because of the screeners sent out by Showtime. Consider these an upgrade to 720p, and a preview of all the great stuff we can expect next week:

While we're at it, here's a 720p of India Wadsworth in episode three of Fresh Meat. (That's not new. October, maybe.)

You can also see the latest French TV clips from Rani (episode 7) in the Defoe section below.

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


Jessica Brown Findlay in Albatross (2011) in 720p

Rebecca Hall in The Awakening (cam quality)

Laia Marull film festival:

La herencia Valdemar (2010)

Oculto (2005)

Te doy mis ojos (2003)

Angie Cepeda in Oculto (2005)

Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream (2000) in 1080. In addition to her famous bottomless scene, the .zip file includes the "ass to ass" scene, which is a body double.

Sydney Rome film festival:

Il Mostro (1977)

The Babysitter (1975)

La Sculacciata (1974)

Barbara Bouchet in Il Debito Coniugale (1970)


Alix Schmidt in Mike (2011)

Christa Theret in Mike (2011)

Camilla Rowe

A nipple from Wrestling diva Kelly Kelly

Evelina Oboza in Hostel, part 3 (2011)

Ramola Garai in The Crimson Petal and the White (2011)

Petra Verkaik in SpeedWay (1997)

Julie Strain in SpeedWay

Suzi Simpson in SpeedWay