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Poison Ivy: the Secret Society
2009 Let's get the obvious matters out of the
way first. This film has absolutely nothing to do with the first three Poison
Ivy movies. It is not really even vaguely similar to them. I can't figure out
why they chose to call it what they did, except maybe to sell a few extra DVDs.
The title is such a blatant scam that I can't even figure out how they got
permission to use that name. What could the film be called? Well, if they had
to rip off an established franchise, the logical title would have been The
Skulls 3. In fact, the plot of this film is quite similar to that of the two
Skulls movies, except that it deals with a secret sorority instead of a
fraternity. A poor girl gets unexpectedly recruited into the powerful secret
sorority of rich chicks, and all of her financial woes disappear, but she finds
that there is a heavy price to pay. In return, the society expects her to do and to cover up things of a questionable
nature. Blah, blah ... Oh, well, no matter what they called it the film, the plot and
the title aren't really all that important, because it's basically a softcore sex film, and it's technically sound, so the only important questions
are, "Is it interesting?" and "Is it hot?" For the most part, the answers are
"No." The sex scenes are tepid, breasts only, and three of the four naked women
are virtually unknown. The fourth girl, however, does sweeten the pot a bit. It
is the cute blonde Canadian Miriam McDonald, who looks like Anna Kournikova, and
was the star of DeGrassi: the Next Generation for many years, starting when she
was 14. She's all grown up now, 21, although she looks younger and is playing a
college freshman. So if you've lusted after Miriam for years, you're going to
be very happy with some of this action! (Shawna's not so bad either.)
Here's Miriam in a sex scene
Here's Miriam in an initiation rite with two other women, Bridie Lunde and
Michaela Mann Finally,
here's Shawna Waldron, who did the bulk of the film's topless nudity in
two separate sex scenes. One of the more interesting things to see is that her
second sex scene is with Greg Evigan. That's right, it's BJ from BJ and the
Bear! Geez, that was 30 years ago. He's 55 now, but looks much younger, and
keeps his clothes on anyway. Unfortunately for his character, Shawna plays the
evil chick, so ol' BJ's fate is not a happy one.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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"Today"
2009
We are stuck in TV Land for today with Lisa Rinna clowning it up with
Richard Simmons earlier in the week on the "Today Show." Lots of sexy legs
and a little upskirt from Lisa as Mrs. Hamlin shows off her great body
Caps and
a clip of spectacular quality.
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Notes and collages
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"Foto Gioia"
Sabrina Salerno is a European singer-actress who has minimal talent on both
sides of the hyphen. She does, however have two other talents, and you can see
them in this clip.
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Electric Blue
In order to get any copies of this series, you have to pray to the
Tikki gods and sacrifice a few goats. Germany sells a DVD set, but the
episodes are heavily cut. I managed to acquire several of the very
earliest, uncut episodes and will present them here.
Today:
Michelle Bauer,
part 2 of 3. Sample below.
I have to say I’m very surprised that with all the magazine spreads,
including that full-on lesbian one, plus several adult movies, several
bondage videos, at least one nude wrestling video (and probably a few
things I missed), that Michelle didn’t end up fully attached to the
adult business instead of becoming one of the three most popular scream
queens.
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The Alphabet Killer
(2008)
Based on a fictionalized account of the double-initial murders in
Rochester New York in the late 1980's, 2008's crime thriller The Alphabet
Killer is low action but interesting, with a touch of the supernatural.
More importantly, it features Eliza Dushka's first nude scene.
Megan Paige (Eliza Dushku) is a police detective on the trail of a
killer of young girls. Highly motivated and feeling extremely stressed out
to find the killer, Megan develops Adult Onset Schizophrenia. After months
of symptoms including hallucinations and erratic behavior, there is an
episode of violence that sends her to the hospital, and leads to her
losing her job.
Two years later, Megan's life has returned to some semblance of
normalcy, and she is now working as a uniform officer on desk duty, but
when another murder of a young girl occurs, Megan is brought in as a
consultant, and her life again turns into a living hell. This time, Megan
is determined to find the killer regardless of the costs.
Despite some negative reviews from others, I found this to be an
interesting and quite different crime story, although the focus was much
more on the main character than the crime. Not the greatest I've ever
seen, but not bad.
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Here's a gyno-cam photoshoot of Czechsploitation actress Marie
Veckova
http://www.woamm.com/week%202008-47.htm
This is what I love about Czech actresses. They're not embarrassed to do
such photoshoots under their real name. I've seen North American model
portfolios where they have posed for Playboy but won't do any nude
modeling, or they will do "erotic" modeling but refuse to do any open
leg shots or anything that will make them "uncomfortable." No wonder the
North American porn industry is hurting.
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Pics
Jessica Alba is not naked (as usual)
in her Campari calendar, but the pics are extremely high quality,
and so is she, so here are four of the best images. I don't know
if these pics will sell any booze, but if the Campari lads ever
get her naked in pictures of this caliber, I'll buy a few gallons
of that shit.
And I don't even drink.
I'll just use it as anti-freeze.
Monica Cruz, Penny's not-as-hot sister. We've seen this before, but I think this
is an upgrade.
Film Clips
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