Aimee (2005)

Although our archives are comprehensive, there are some cases where great nude scenes are just very hard to find. Case in point: nudity from the telly in the UK. There's plenty of it, and it isn't always available in any home media format, so we have to wait until somebody tapes it. Sometimes the result can be very rewarding.

Juliet Stevenson is an actress who is virtually unknown in the States, but whose face is familiar it the UK. She's kind of a cross between Frances McDormand and Lili Taylor. She has done full-frontal nudity in other productions, but nothing like the scene in this film. It is a passionate sex scene followed by a graphic beaver shot when she climbs out of bed. The actual show, Aimee, is a 1991 television production from Britannia, and it's rated an astronomical 8.1 at IMDb, though there is very little information about it.

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Juliet Stevenson


Other Crap:

Three words: Lestat, the Musical
  • The author, Linda Woolverton, says, "It's a metaphor for the human condition." Yes! I love those! Especially when they have vampires and toe-tapping dance numbers.
  • Sounds like Woolverton needs to come down from her ... um ... mountain.
  • Which critic will get to be the first to write "Lestat sucks"?

A mixed weekend for the wild cat population. Cougars win, Jaguars and Bengals eliminated.

  • The other two teams eliminated were the Bucs and Giants. The Giants were pathetic: no points, 91 yards passing (with three interceptions), 41 yards rushing, one for seven on third down conversions ... AT HOME, where they went 7-1 in the regular season!

First Blu-Ray HD movies announced

  • Viewing it from the POV of celebrity nudity, we'll have Desperado, The Fifth Element, and Coppola's Dracula
  • I guess I have to start reading up on this stuff.

Forget about that Ashlee Simpson sex tape

  • As pictured here, the woman in the tape is actually a professional clothing removal engineer named Avy Lee Roth, who can be identified by her distinctive tats

Burton, Depp to team again

  • "director Tim Burton and actor Johnny Depp, who together have worked on five major motion pictures including 'Edward Scissorhands' and more recently 'Charlie & the Chocolate Factory,' will team once more for the upcoming movie musical adaptation of Stephen Sondheim's 'Sweeney Todd.'"

Setback for Domestic Spying Program: "INDECIPHERABLE CHATTER TURNS OUT TO BE BUSH"

A Million Little Lies

  • The Man Who Conned Oprah - "Book Club" author's best-selling nonfiction memoir filled with fabrications, falsehoods, other fakery, TSG probe finds

Film Jerk's Early Report for January 8

  • "This week's Early Report covers the 49 known new movies opening in theatres or expanding their runs between Wednesday January 11 and Friday February 10"

Cow escapes meat plant, dodges SUV, train

  • "A cow that escaped a slaughterhouse dodged vehicles, ran in front of a train, braved the icy Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before being recaptured six hours later."

Weekend Box Office Results, January 6-8, 2006

  • Hostel kicked some serious butt, with a $20 million opening.
  • BloodRayne opened in 19th place!! (The Weekend Warrior's prediction was based on the earlier assumption that BloodRayne would hit 2000 theaters.)
  • Grandma's Boy also bombed, opening in 13th, with an "average per screen" comparable to BloodRayne, but on twice as many screens.
  • Narnia grabbed a decisive hold on second
  • Third may go either to Kong or Dick and Jane, depending on the accuracy of the estimates.
  • Woody's new movie did quite well in arthouse distribution - 300 screens. It pulled in about the same average per screen as Hostel
  • The year is off to a good start. The weekend was up 9% over the comparable weekend last year.

T.O. to the Bucs? Don't be surprised if it happens

Kobe: 50 points, leads the team in assists, adds eight boards for good measure.

A remake of the movie SE7EN, with Bill Shatner playing every part. (Well, ALMOST every part.)

Rumor of the week: Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape.

  • I have this one high on my list of must-see vids, just beneath the Carrot Top sex tape.

Larry David explains why you should sit down to pee

Amazing Hoops from DC Shoes

  • Probably complete bullshit, but very entertaining bullshit

The Japanese trailer for V for Vendetta

Astro Pic o' the Day "disrupted spiral galaxy Arp 188, the Tadpole Galaxy"

Utah Theater Cancels Brokeback Mountain

  • "There has been a change in booking and we will not be showing Brokeback Mountain. We apologize for any inconvenience." Have a happy day, but not a day that is gay in any other sense of the word.



Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.




"Bikini Summer 3"

Bikini Summer 3 (1997) was produced by Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst, and stars her tits. The set-up is as follows. A bikini contest is being held in Miami. Heather is the make-up girl, and best friends with two previous winners, Tonya Goodson and Tiffany Turner. She is engaged to a hunk, newly rich from video games. When he arrives to pick her up from work, he finds the flamingly gay producer of the contest laying on top of her in the sand, and rushes off jealous. It was an innocent mistake, but his lawyer talks him into hiring the worlds most inept private eye to tail her.

Meanwhile, Heather's friends take her dancing, where a French artist falls for her, and then the owner of the sponsor of the contest falls for her as well. Everything works out in the end.

We have breasts from Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst, Tonya Goodson, Tiffany Turner and Lisa Tineo. There is also very limited simulated sex from Parkhurst and Goodson.

IMDb readers say 3.2, which helps to explain why this was Parkhurst's last film. She seems to have moved on to the occasional TV role. The one comment at IMDb is on the money. The portrayal of the gay producer is not only very bad, but is so over the top many will feel insulted by it. The boyfriend can't act. The private eye is stupid. The sex is lame. Their is no frontal nudity from anyone. The genre is T&A flick, and it is a barely passable one. C-.

Heather-Elizabeth Parkhurst

Jackie Nealon

Tiffany Turner

Tonya Goodson


Former NFL cheerleader tunred Lady of Late-Nite, Beverly Lynne. Here she is showing off most of her bod (breast views only) while gettin' it on in scenes from "Hollywood Sexcapades".

Today we wrap up our coverage of "College Girl Seeking...".

Niki Dolan gives up all three B's in a love scene (including some up-close views from the gyno-cam).

Niki Dolan (aka Mary Shannon)

Adult mega-babe Tara Patrick comes back to give us another look at her bod. Once again, all 3 B's (with gyno-views).

Tera Patrick

And finally, Renee Rea also returns with some more toplessness.

Renee Rea

Just a light update today with 3 clips from one movie.

Un taxi mauve (1977; The Purple Taxi) is a somewhat forgotten movie, not available on DVD anywhere as far as I know. It's a French-Italian-Irish co-production filmed in Ireland with prestigious actors like Peter Ustinov, Edward Albert, Philippe Noiret, Charlotte Rampling and even Fred Astaire. It's currently rated 6.3/10at IMDb with only 98 votes and 3 reviews.

The nudity comes from 2 actresses:

  • Charlotte Rampling who is topless while looking for matches - in the presence of two men who understandably don't seem displeased.
  • Agostina Belli shows breasts and bush while reclining in the bath tub when Charlotte Rampling walks in for a not too friendly conversation. (1, 2)

'Caps and comments by Spaz:

""A Whisper to a Scream" (1989)
A Canadian who-is-killing-all-the-strippers thriller from the same Robert Bergman/Jerry Ciccoritti duo who previously made Skull: A Night of Terror starring Nadia Capone in the buff. Nadia kept her clothes on this time but there's various nudity from the rest of the female cast, most notably Klea Scott who appears to be wearing nipple pasties in a very rare nude scene.

Annette Shaffer Audrey Rose Denise Daigle Denise Ryan

Klea Scott Leanne Burton Nadia Capone Sheena Foster

Soo Garay Susan Hamann Tessa


All sorts of body types tpday... two types sported by the same gal. Alyson Best, at very dfferent strages of her career.

Some of the gals are famous, some of them obscure.

One of these scenes everyone knows (Apollonia in Purple Rain) and there are a couple of scenes tha no one knows.

And that pretty much sums up a week's work by brother Tuna. I just added my two cents worth.


Alyson Best
"Man of Flowers"
Alyson Best
"Pacific Banana"
Apollonia Kotero
"Purple Rain"
Deborah Gray
"Pacific Banana"

Denise Faye
"American Pie 2"
Doria Valenzuela
"Warm Blooded Killers"
Eva Machmajer
"White Slave Lovers"
Beverly Lynne
"The Good, the Bad and the Beautiful"

Farrah Fawcett
"Dr T and the Women"
Fawnia Mondey
"White Slave Lovers"




'Caps and comments by Oz:

The nudity in Monique comes from a naked artist's model with Marina Tomé and Marianne Denicourt showing some sex appeal.

Marina Tomé Marianne Denicourt Unknown

"Much Ado About Nothing"
Another Shakespeare play made into a movie, Much Ado Nothing (1993) has some brief nudity by some unknown members of the cast.


"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2"
Plenty of cleavage by Sung Hi Lee in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2. Unfortunately, when she's topless she's facing the wrong way.

Sung Hi Lee

"The Hundred Steps"
Some completely naked people go skinny dipping in the Italian movie The Hundred Steps (2000).


"The Golden Child"
Some lovely cleavage by Charlotte Lewis in The Golden Child (1986).

Charlotte Lewis

Nothing's visible in She-Devil (1989) but Meryl Streep comes close.

Meryl Streep

"Falling Through"
Ekaterina Rednikova and Sophie Knijff are topless in Falling Through (1997) and Helena Sarah Coomes shows a bit of cleavage.

Ekaterina Rednikova Helena Sarah Coomes Sophie Knijff

"What's Up Tiger Lily?"
What's Up Tiger Lily? (1966) is unusual because it is a Woody Allan directorial debut, although what he did was dub a Japanese film Internation Secret Police : Key of Keys (1965) into English. In doing so he changed the plot, added some humour and added a few scenes. What nudity there was in the movie has been censored, I assume by Woody. However, there are some sexy caps of Mia Hama, Kumi Mizuno, Akiko Wakabayashi, China Lee and some women not identified.

Akiko Wakabayashi China Lee

Kumi Mizuno Mia Hama

Unknown Unknown Dancer