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Brandy Ledford in The Zebra Lounge (1,
4). This movie had enough
plot and enough sex scenes to be a good erotic thriller. Unfortunately, there
was almost no nudity. Original Buffy did several steamy sex scenes - all in her
underwear! Given the fact that there was not enough nudity for a piece of
erotica, you'd have to conclude that the plot wasn't enough to sustain a
legitimate movie. It was surprisingly well acted and competently presented, but
never delivered the beef.
Unknowns in Gangland. (I wrote a pretty funny
review of this awful, awful film - found below) (1,
The following are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded
into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined
there might be something of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or
Junior or C2000 or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.
"Warm Blooded Killers"
Warm Blooded Killers (1999) is a dark comedy about a brother
who work as hit men. He is engaged to a stripper, collects baseball cars, and thinks of every woman in his family as a virgin. She dated a porno film maker, who secretly taped her, then sold it to satellite TV. Brother (Mick Murray) kills the creep, only to find out that he was godson to his boss. Sister Constance Zimmer runs into person after person who recognizes her from the broadcast. When their boss gives them another contract on the person he thinks killed his Godson, the conflict is set. The film was shot in 13 days with a crew of 50, and was filmed in the LA area on what must have been a very low budget.
The plot was a little contrived, and not
especially eventful, but I enjoyed this film very much. The reasons were good characterization from all the players, and very clever dialogue in places. I found myself caring
the characters, and even got some belly laughs. For example, The bride to be, Doria Valenzuela, wrote her own wedding vows, which she read to the
priest at the pre wedding meeting. She essentially said, even though I have had sex with hundreds of men, and thousands have seen my naked body, it is
only you I am thinking of. Mick Murray tells someone who is trying to sell him
a counterfeit baseball card that he has make a career choice to be a bad
guy, and would really like to know the truth about the card. The film has
played in a few festivals, and is now on DVD. For a B comedy, it has a lot of
entertainment value, and breasts from Valenzuela stripping. It is well worth the cost of a rental. C+.
"Queer as Folk"
Queer as Folk (2000) - Disk 3 of 7 finally provides some good female exposure
as the two lesbians, or, as the men call them, "the munchers," get naked and
nasty. We have full frontal of Michelle Clunie, breast exposure from both
her and Thea Gill, mostly in a hot lesbian sex scene with Clunie licking and
sucking on and around the nipples, and another shot of Gill nursing the baby.
Unfortunately, the nude scenes are darkly lit, and some color noise is exposed
in the lightening process, but the images are still not bad.
Tomorrow, episode summaries from the first half of the season, and disk 4.
- Thumbnails (
- Michelle Clunie (
- Thea Gill (
Blackshine finishes off the series of Sylvie Blum's very naughty self portraits.
This is odd material - Polaroids of various body parts taken by herself.
And his review of the non-nude fashion magazines
more Audrey Marnay
Scoop, all "lite" today. More from "Bare
Deception", Stella Porter & Lisa Throw (1,
5) for the nudity part. And Salma Hayek in
"From Dusk Till
2) and Demi Moore in "Disclosure"
2). No nudity
from those two but looking sexy as hell.
Reaching once more into the very back shelves of the Vault of Obscurity for The
Dr T and the Women
I've never seen Skycaps work before, but he did a good job on "There's
Something about Mary" (1,
Ilona Staller, aka the distinguished Italian Parliamantarian "Cicciolina",
showing off her very young flesh in "L'Ingenua" (1,
Sybil Danning in an old episode
of The Hitchhiker
Paparazzi pics of Dimintra Liani (1,
3, 4), wife of the Greek
Xenia Seeberg in
Polly Walker in "8 1/2
the Comedy Wire, and other comments by
Pat Reeder. News stories in white. Pat's
comments in yellow.
Yank It! Yank It! - Monday,
red-faced CNN executives yanked a promo for anchorwoman Paula Zahn, after
receiving widespread ridicule. In it, the narrator says, "Where can you find a
morning news anchor who's provocative, super-smart, and oh, yeah, just a little
sexy?" The sound of a zipper is heard, then a photo of Zahn appears. CNN
called it a "major blunder" and said it was created by a woman in the promo
department. Critics said it's unlikely they would have done such a promo for a
* But Bryant Gumbel's now demanding one.
* It WAS a major blunder: it was supposed to end with a nude photo of Andrea
Oh, Cable Man! Come Plug Me In! -
MTV and Showtime are discussing launching a gay cable TV channel. The
programming might include gay dramas such as "Queer As Folk," gay talk shows and
news, gay dating game shows and gay music videos.
* Isn't that what VH1 is for?
Christina Aguilera porn video is a hoax, singer insists. Ananova.com
Christina Aguilera says she does not feature in a sexually
explicit video posted on the internet. She says the video posted on pornographic
websites is a hoax. Aguilera's lawyers are threatening to take legal action
against sites hosting the video footage. Her representatives have issued a
statement on her official website,
It says: "It has recently come to our attention that certain pornographic
websites are posting sexually explicit photographs and video footage on the
internet fraudulently representing that it is Christina. The video clips
advertised on the websites are of a woman with blonde hair shown only from the
back - the person in the video is not Christina. In addition, the person who
claims to have taken the video is not, and has never been, associated with
Christina or her management. Christina's legal representatives have contacted
the website hosts, and
Christina plans to vigorously pursue all necessary action against the
individuals responsible, including, if necessary, initiating criminal
proceedings. We regret that there are individuals who engage in such fraud with
no regard for the injury to Christina's feelings or reputation."
It appears that no celebrity in a sex
video is actually that celebrity. Makes you wonder who that couple in the Pam
and Tommy video really are. From the NY Post, Page Six:
THE story that a video has surfaced of Mick Jagger "shagging" a female fan is a
hoax. The Rolling Stone's lawyers issued a statement yesterday saying: "It has
come to our attention from certain newspapers in the U.K. that a Harry Lime Esq.
of Harry Lime Management is attempting to sell photos and possibly video footage
which purports to be of our client for substantial sums of money. We can
categorically state that the person shown in this material is not Mick Jagger."
Harry Lime was the name of the black marketeer played by Orson Welles in "The
Sounds like FHM has hired one of your
digital wizards. From NY Post, Page Six:
WHEN the folks at FHM magazine decide their covergirl isn't clad scantilly
enough, they undress her with computer magic. Nelly Furtado was shocked when she
saw the cover of the U.K. version of the lad mag and discovered half her shirt
missing and her belly exposed. "There I am with a shirt that has been digitally
altered," the Canadian pop star told Britain's Radio One, "with a stomach I
don't recognize. I don't like being misrepresented to my fans."
A couple of items from IMDB News that you
might find titillating.
Kim Cattrall: 'I Have Better Sex Than My TV Character'
Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall has one main difference
from her character in the hit show - she has better sex in real life. Cattrall
plays sex-mad PR rep Samantha Jones in the Home Box Office (HBO) comedy. But Kim
- who is soon to appear as Britney Spears' mom in the singer's movie debut
Crossroads - insists she has a better sex life than Samantha, and is even
prepared to employ sex aids to improve her bedroom antics with husband Mark
Levinson. Kim explains, "I'm often asked, 'How is Samantha different to you?'
And the answer is very simple - basically I have a much better sex life." And
when asked if she has ever used the drug Viagra, Kim responds enthusiastically -
"Oh yes! Yes! It's fantastic! It does exactly the same thing for the clitoris as
the penis. I mean, our erection is not as big or anything, but I think some
women don't realize how powerful the clitoris is."
Swank Laughs Off Sexuality Reports
Oscar-winner Hilary Swank has laughed off reports she starred in
a period drama to get rid of her masculine image. The stunning brunette won an
Academy Award for her portrayal of transsexual Brandon Teena in Boys Don't Cry,
and has since been hindered by constant media references to her sexuality.
Hilary says, "I am a girl. Look at these five-inch heels. I love clothes and
make-up. I didn't choose to do The Affair Of The Necklace because I wanted to
prove I was a girl. I did it because I loved the story and the idea that
something that happened then could happen now."