Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Thanks for all the votes in the Best Nude Scenes balloting. There
was no need to continue it over several days. The winner was obvious
- ol' Rollergirl had more votes than the next three added together.
Results and article tomorrow.
Updated Encyclopedia volumes: Salma Hayek, Heather Graham
New volumes: Lucy Liu, Janine Lindemulder, Amy Locane, Kelly
Lynch, Traci Lords
"If you were a convicted felon facing the prospect of jail time,
who would you ask to write a character letter to the sentencing
judge? Mom? The local priest? Perhaps your old Boy Scouts troop
leader? Actually, Sean "P. Diddy" Combs would be a much better
choice. Details at:
"Just when it seemed we were the first ones to expose reality TV's
"Joe Millionaire," we discover that the construction worker/model
had beaten us to the punch. He sure did have a nifty secret:
outtake - guy demonstrates "irreplaceable, one of a kind" item
Time Online's Year in
Naked chick rides Berlin subway
Two leading House of Representatives Democrats called on Tuesday
for bringing back the military draft. Yeah, that'll bring a
lot of young people to the Democratic Party. Is this a suicide
thing for the Dems? I have a much simpler solution for the problem
they outline. Make President Bush's daughters serve on the front
line. Then we'll see if he REALLY thinks war is necessary.
Maxim has photos of Trista, the "Bachelorette" -- show
debuts Wed (tomorrow) so it's topical…all shows were
pre-taped from Oct to Nov -- check interview where she admits she
screws at least one of the contestants . "It's considered cool for
a guy to date 25 girls, but for a girl it's something else. But I
don't care. I just want to make sure the guy I end up with is the
guy I should end up with. And if that means getting intimate with
him behind closed doors, I will."
Gary Glitter has been deported from Cambodia. Pat Reeder's
comment: "This is what Dracula would look like
after he sucked blood from Siegfried and Roy. "
Michael Moore throws
bizarre tantrum on London stage
A guide to sequels. I'm really looking forward to "Trey
Bigalow" and "Seriously, Dude, Where's My Car"
proper technique to take a crap at work
What if Lord of the Rings had been written by somebody else?
Pretty funny, and clever.
Dirty Harry says
it's OK that his daughter is posing for Playboy
From Page 6: "tennis temptress
is sporting a new tattoo just above the crack of her delightful
derriere, a spot favored by ink-loving ecdysiasts. But
Kournikova isn't ready to show off her tantalizing tattoo just
yet. While practicing for a doubles match in Sydney, Australia,
the ravishing Russian sported tape over her tattoo, which insiders
say is a sun design."
Here's a picture of her with the tape over her tat
Mr Blackwell introduces his annual worst-dressed list - Anna
Nicole rules. She would be pretty close to #1 in the worst
undressed as well
A Chilean university has caused controversy by
featuring a naked woman in a TV ad to attract students.
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
"The Mating Habits of the
The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999) -- Based on the title, I
expected a third rate soft core, but found a serious romantic comedy, made on a
low budget, but with an interesting premise. It is a first film from
writer/director Jeff Abugov, and shows some real promise. A book entitled The
Naked Ape by Desmond Morris was published in the 60's, which analyzed man as
someone would analyze an animal species based on observation. Although it was a
semi-serious work, the premise provided for a fair amount of humor. Although
Abugov got his inspiration from The Nature Channel, the premise here is similar.
Take a standard romantic comedy, and add alien narration describing the mating
rituals based on observation. The romantic comedy itself is trite, but the
narration sometimes works, and works well. One step in the mating ritual is a
date at a double feature. The narrator comments that female humans like shadow
pictures where one person dies slowly, while male humans like shadow pictures
where a lot of people die quickly. When the narration is good, the film works.
Other than that, all you have left is Carmen Electra showing her breasts, or
buns in a thong, or pokies, or lots of cleavage.
IMDB readers have this at 6.4 of 10, which may be a little generous. The few
critics who have reviewed it were not kind, but Apollo readers have it at 80%.
The DVD has both wide screen and 4/3 versions, and a commentary from Abugov.
Given that I was expecting a grade B soft core, this was a pleasant surprise. It
is not the best comedy I have seen, but it was mostly watchable. C-.
- Thumbnails (1,
- Carmen Electra (
Emily Watson in
Breaking the Waves|
Lane in Unfaithful. Chosen among the top five nude appearances in 2002
We return today to the 1965 b&w roughie "The
Defilers", for a look at the other girls in the movie. First we see Carol Dark
the girl friend of one of the creeps for a little loving on the beach, loving
in the back seat of a car, and having her blouse opened in the basement of
their little hideaway the two creeps use for seducing their victims. Then we
see the really bad creep with Linda Cochran as he pulls down her panties for a
little spanking. But guess what? She likes it and they make love. Both girls
show boobs and buns.
Victoria Abril in
Verdu in Amantes
Amy Dolenz - The
Dana Delany and Stephane Niznik in Exit to Eden
Elizabeth Cavalotti in Guardami. (1,
2) She's not a porn actress,
but she plays one in the movie, and the Italians have realism down to a science.
Cristina Camara in Tantacao (1,
Heather Graham in Killing Me Softly - voted by you the #1 nude scene of 2002
(pretty impressive, since the movie never played in the USA except now on TMC,
which is where these came from) (1,
Emma Thompson in The Tall Guy (1,
Margot Kidder in Quackser
Fortune has a Cousin in the Bronx
Comedy Wire with Pat Reeder
It Won't Last Until The Stroke Of Midnight - The New York Post reports that Drew
Barrymore will marry Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti in a traditional ceremony
in Italy. Her first marriage lasted 19 days, and her second, to Tom Green,
lasted five months.|
* At this rate, whoever she marries
when she's 80, she'll actually stay with until she dies!
* The wedding will be traditional, as in "an annual tradition."