Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Junior is out of town on business. I'm holding the fort for a
couple of days or so.
I guess I shouldn't be running these pictures from
Frida on the same day
as the best nude scenes poll. It might be prejudicial. But how can
you sit on it when you have DVD captures of Salma Hayek naked?
The screener DVD is a somewhat longer version of the film than
the VHS screener and the two "cammed" versions I had seen, including
some additional frontal nudity, but not from Salma. I actually had
two different version of the DVD screener, so I've now watched this
movie five times altogether. I may have watched this more than
"Sirens". Like Sirens, it is a pretty darned good movie in addition
to a nudefest.
Kudos to Salma. This isn't the great movie she hoped for, but
it's a good one. I'll tell ya one thing. If I were an investor, I'd
be happy to work with Salma just because of her commitment to a
project. She did everything necessary to promote this film. She
uglied herself up, did nudity and lesbian scenes, worked the talk
shows, made personal appearances across North America in both
languages - anything to make the project work. I'd say that one
thing she did wrong was to be dating an actor instead of a writer.
Her boyfriend, Edward Norton, re-wrote the screenplay for free. The
price was right, but he just tried to cover too much of a very full
life which might make several good movies. He turned so many
important characters into celebrity cameos with a couple of lines
for Ashley Judd, Banderas, himself, and Saffron Burrows. Geoffrey
Rush did a little better as Trotsky, but Frida's relationship with
the once-powerful exiled revolutionary was turned into a quickie
which they regretted.
Here's the lowdown:
- Here are some fairly good frontal looks at Salma (1,
- Here is a nipple that was
not visible on sub-DVD media. I wasn't even aware that it was
there until today.
- Here is a dark Salma sex
scene which is she, despite the missing head. I had seen this,
but without DVD, captures were a waste.
- Miscellaneous Salma upgrades: (1,
- Here is a full frontal scene that was completely new to me.
The "actress" is Ivana
Sejenovich. Her face is hidden, she has no lines, and she
- The scene with Mia
Maestro came out pretty nice. She sure has a mighty nice butt.
- The scene with Lucia Bravo also looked very nice on DVD (1,
I asked Charlie, the French cinema guru, what happened to Elodie
Bouchez. She was once a sure bet to take the all-time record for
nude scenes in real movies (excluding b-movie goddesses like Tweed
and Strain, who are in movies whose explicit purpose is nudity). She
had done nude scenes in 14 movies by the age of 27, but has now been
quiet for two years. Charlie responded that she's been having a
baby, but still took time to show a breast in
La Guerre a
Paris, thus raising the total to 15.
It's time to vote
for the best nude scene of 2002.
Scoop - This 2.3 meg sound
film clip is supposedly Kylie Bax in a movie called "Jill
Rips". According to IMDB (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0199650)
she is in it. The movie is not on the nude celeb databases, so it seems people have
missed it. It does look like her. Think you could ask to see
if anyone has the DVD and can make some caps? She's been in 7 movies
I wonder if there is any nudity in the others?
Dann captured that film, aka Jill the Ripper, and
identified that actress as Roberta Angelica.
I agree with you that Kylie is in that movie, and I agree that looks
quite a bit like her, but I think we have to go with Dann's ID unless somebody can
The cool thing about the film clip - it has subtitles in Romanian
(Well, I think that's what it is, but frankly, my Romanian is a
little weak). How often will you get to see Dolph Lundgren speak
with Romanian subtitles? I believe this was the only movie ever
shown in Romania without vampires or naked gymnasts.
Here are some pictures of Kylie, for
If you know for sure whether this is Kylie, one way or the other,
please let us know.
English language film
with actual sex scenes? Maybe. Sorta. Not really.
Here's a first, at least to my memory,
the NFL and the referees' association apologize to the New York
Giants for blowing that interference call. Yeah, that'll make
'em feel much better. Instead of thinking they got screwed, now
they know for sure.
Cartoonist Doug Marlette generated tremendous controversy recently
by drawing a political cartoon "What Would Mohammed Drive", a spin
off on the "What Would Jesus Drive?" campaign against SUV's.
Mohammed was driving a Ryder truck carrying a nuclear weapon.
Marlette's job, of course, it to make fun of people. He makes fun
of Israel and fundamentalist Christians regularly. Did he
apologize? Hell, no.
He wrote an eloquent, impassioned defense.
"Free speech is the linchpin of our
republic. All other freedoms flow from it. I realize this may be a
repugnant concept for many of those who wrote, but let me be
clear. I do not apologize for my drawing."
Naked ambition: Even with Clint Eastwood as her dad, Alison
Eastwood has to give her all to get attention in Hollywood. The
actress, who appeared in Clint's "Midnight in the Garden of Good
and Evil," poses in the February issue of Playboy. Meanwhile, we
hear that we'll be seeing more of Carnie Wilson now that there's
less of her to see. The formerly full-figured Wilson Phillips
chanteuse has made good on her promise to pose nude for the
magazine in the April issue, after shedding 150 pounds.
Man breaks record for smashing concrete with his groin. Talk
about bad jobs. How'dja like to be a concrete-smashing groin
judge. His next target is to break the record for breaking the
most baseball bats with his knee. (I didn't make that up). I think
Kirk Gibson holds that record, doesn't he? Either Kirk or Bo
The good news:
Disgraced female politician plans nude photo book. The better
news: it's not Hilary Clinton.
Remember that alert about the five guys sought by the FBI on
A hoax. An informer crafted the whole story to make his own
The online film critics society picks The Two Towers as their
picture of the year. There are some good reviewers there, including Berardinelli,
and probably some good picks, but I'm not sure to what degree they represent the
internet. There are some people in the group who write websites
in Croatian, for example, that probably get about 3 hits a day. I'm
guessing that our movie site probably gets more hits than all of
them put together (even without counting the Fun House and the
non-members Fun House), so I suppose it would be more accurate to call
me and Tuna the online critic's association. But, anyway,
here are their choices.
Ultra-condensed books. Read an entire novel in 4-5 lines!
Sometimes in one word.
Mariah Carey wants to go out with some one who will "like me for
my mind". I think Tom Green is single again.
This is a real story.
Sir Ian McKellan publicly announces that he is not dead ... and
not moving to Canada. In that order. He did mention that if
and when he is dead, Canada will be an option.
- Scoop - another thought on what you said about Ebert's Top 10
movies of 2002. His movies are the "best" films of 2002, but not
necessarily his personal favorites. For example, I love the movie
"Office Space" and will watch it whenever it's on, but I would
never put it in the Top 10 movies of all time, or even of 1999.
Contrariwise, "Citizen Kane" deserves to be in the Top 10 movies
of all time (forget it, Top 3 with "Godfather" and "Casablanca"),
but I've only seen the movie once and have no real desire to see
it again any
- Scoop, concerning the broadcast of "The Women" on PBS, I have
to say yes about the skimpy lingerie, but no to the nude
scene, at least in the version that PBS broadcast last year. The
camera cuts away from Jennifer Tilly when she gets out of
the tub (totally negating Kristen Johnston's funny punch line
about the event). PBS has not shied away from nudity in the
past in its quality productions, so this was a bit of a
disappointment. I knew we were in trouble when the show had a
TV-PG rating at the outset.
- Scoop, I suspect that the volleyball player in the red bikini
nearly falling out of her top in MB3 may be Caroline Rhea. I say that
breast size seems right, as does the facial structure. It would
help to get a better image, but I doubt that "Meatballs III"
has gotten the Criterion DVD treatment yet. :)
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Euro Angels (2002) is the second Japanese DVD of the naked Romanian Gymnasts,
and this time they are all three truly naked. The DVD contains outtakes from
Gold Bird (see yesterday's page), more interviews, outtakes from the feature on
Euro Angels, and a feature that includes nude shower, nude bath, and some other
presentation from each of the three women, and arguably the best act three ever
A magic pearl necklace brings three clothing mannequins to life, and they become
Naked Romanian Gymnists, who do rhythmic dancing for several minutes completely
nude. There are no gyno shots, but it is clear that all three women have the
same public hair stylists. These are the images labeled group, as most of the
frames have more than one of the women in them. As a reminder, the women are
Lavinia Milosovici, Claudia Presacan and Corina Ungureanu.
Again, this is a new genre to me, but this is a perfect companion to the other
Naked Romanian Gymnasts DVD in my collection, filling in the missing body parts
as it were. Again, the DVD is a little overly bright, and the dialogue is a
total loss unless you understand Romanian or read Japanese, but it is the bodies
that are the point, and it delivers. C+.
- Thumbnails (1,
- Group pictures (
- Lavinia Milosovici (
- Corina Ungureanu (
- Claudia Presecan (
Paparazzi. Topless stars at the beach.
Michelle Hunziger, courtesy Squiddy|
Kate Moss (outside link)
Natalie Appleton (1,
Today we look at the woman I call the queen of
B-Movies, Shannon Tweed, in "Shadow Warriors 2" an action flick which
also starred wrestler Hulk Hogan and Carl "Apollo Creed" Weathers. The best
thing about this movie is the still very attractive Shannon doing a slow strip
to reveal those awesome boobs.
Dann's latest -
Jennifer Jason Leigh in Miami Blues
Comedy Wire with Pat Reeder
Pat's notes in yellow:|
PAM ANDERSON TEACHING SUNDAY SCHOOL
Read "Song Of Solomon" Again! Please?! - Pamela Anderson says she's retired
from acting, but she's keeping busy. She's doing the voice for a planned
animated series called "Striperella," and she's teaching Sunday school at her
church. She said, "It's wonderful to make a difference in children's lives;"
although one of her students said, "Pam reads from the Bible, but we have more
fun looking at her."
* Who wants to hear about God's wonders when you can gaze
upon the wonders created by Beverly Hills' top plastic surgeons?
* Their favorite miracle story is the one about the breasts that kept growing
bigger and bigger.
* Pam is so filled with the spirit, her cups runneth over!
* The kids didn't believe the story of Jonah, but Pam assured them that
swallowing a man was entirely plausible.
* She might singlehandedly get middle-aged men from Malibu back into Sunday
PEE WEE PORN CASE EVIDENCE LOOKS FLIMSY
I Know You Are, But What Am I?! - The Los Angeles DA's child porn case against
Paul Reubens is looking shaky. It was revealed that their lead piece of
evidence seized from his house was an old copy of that infamous video of Rob
Lowe having sex with an underage girl, of which virtually everyone in Hollywood
has a copy.
* Rob Lowe's got a dozen copies.
* Now, even the DA has one.
* Why, using that standard, nearly everyone in Hollywood is a pervert!...Wait,
I forgot: they are.
* That girl didn't even look underaged! Which, of course, is exactly what Rob