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Story of the Day (Deafbeer)
The frothy one comes through with the pics of the day. Kim Cattrall shows
her stuff on last nights Sex and the City
The Kimster (1,
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Junior is attending a convention, so I'm doing double-duty for a
(new DVD) is, in my estimation, one of the ten best teen horror films ever
made. (Well, for whatever that is worth. There aren't many that are any good.
Read my review for details.) Unfortunately, the only nudity is an anonymous
Cut and Run (new
DVD) is one of those ultra-violent jungle films from Italy, where the violence is
not only extreme, but depicted in excruciating detail.
- Valentina Forte. (1, 2,
3, 4)I don't really know who
she is, but she is gorgeous!
- Corpses (1, 2)
Zebra Lounge (new
DVD) is an erotic thriller with a decent premise (variation on a theme by SWF),
but really not enough skin for the genre. Kristy Swanson is in this, plays in a
half-dozen steamy sex scenes, and never once shows any flesh. (Durn the luck!).
Brandy Ledford showed some flesh, and I'll have that tomorrow, but read down to
Tuna's column, because he's got it covered.
there is a new encyclopedia volume for Charlotte Rampling
there is a new encyclopedia volume for Daryl Hannah
"Queer as Folk" (2000)
The second DVD of six contains episodes 4 through 7. In episode 5, we get a
brief look at one of Michelle Clunie's breasts from the side. There is, of
course, no end of male nudity in every episode. Let me set the main
characters in this soap tonight.
Hal Sparks as Michael Novotny. His mother owns a diner, and is very vocal about
supporting his gay lifestyle. He works in a K-Mart type store, where he is not
out. His best friend is Brian.
Gale Harold as Brian Kinney. Brian is in advertising, is a total slut, and
against relationships. He and Michael have been best friends since they were 14.
Brian provided the semen in a cup for Lindsay to get pregnant.
Thea Gill as Lindsay Peterson. Lindsay gives birth in episode one, and is in a
committed relationship with Melanie.
Michelle Clunie as Melanie Marcus. She is far more militant and butch than
Lindsay, is an attorney, and can't stand Brian.
Randy Harrison as Justin Taylor. Justin is 17, and had his first gay encounter
with Brian. He is in love, and follows Brian everywhere. Brian isn't interested
in anyone but himself.
Sharon Gless as Debbie Novotny. Debbie is Michael's mother.
Makyla Smith as Daphne Chanders. Daphne is Justin's best friend and confident.
Scott Lowell as Ted Schmidt. Ted is the oldest of the group, is an accountant,
and never seems to pick up anyone.
Peter Paige as Emmett Honeycutt. Emmett is the swishiest of the group.
Much of the air time is spent in gay clubs where men exchange meaningful
glances, and in male/male sex scenes. The plot moves about as far each episode
as with any other soap. While this is going to be a very long exercise for me, I
do find myself caring about some of the characters. Let's hope the lesbian
action between Lindsay and Melanie picks up on disk 3.
"Zebra Lounge" (2001)
Zebra Lounge (2001) is a made for cable with a decent premise. A couple,
married for several years and with two kids, are doing well in most areas, but
boredom has set in in the bedroom. They decide to place an ad for another
couple, and possibly have sex with them. The four meet at the Zebra Lounge, and
do end up in bed. Brandy Ledford as Wendy Barnet and her husband Cameron Daddo
as Alan Barnet enjoy the evening, find their sex life now has the jump start it
needed, and try to break off the relationship, but the other couple won't take
no for an answer. From there, we pretty much have the mixed doubles version of
Play Misty for Me.
This would have been enough to sustain a soft core, but was not unique or
involved enough for a 90 minute thriller. Brandy shows her breasts in two tame
love scenes. With more sex and exposure, this would have been watchable, but
bombs as a thriller. . It is technically adequate, and the acting is not
completely impossible, but, with the script, it had no chance. There are some
turds you just can't polish. IMDB rates it 4.7 of 10, and I say D+.
Unique hasn;t sent in much lately, so he made up for it with this enormous
- Kate Winslet, in Quills
Verdon Roe in Appetite (1,
- Pam Grier in
Black Mama, White Mama (1,
Kerrick in Mumford
- Taylor St Claire in ? (1,
in The Beast that Killed Women (1,
in The Fugitive Champion (1,
in Troma's Terror Firmer
- various 70's pin-up girls (1,
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
The ol' Dirty Bird is back this week with a strange theme - American
actresses who kept their clothes on in their sexiest roles.
Hankster Lite Today
- Cam Diaz in There's Something About Mary
- Goldie Hawn in Criss Cross
- Buffy in Cruel Intentions (1,
The id's of the Pirelli Calendar 2000 models can be found here. Not the best mug
shots but it isn't too hard to judge from the poses.
Scoop's note: I'm sure you all know Casta. The very muscular black woman is
Jackie Agyepong. The anorexic black woman is Alek Wek. Frankly, I don't know the
others, but (as the author points out above) you can probably match the calendar
to yesterday's nudes from the poses).
|Dann does "Stealing Beauty"
Shannon Tweed (1, 2,
Under Cover does "Sexual Response")
|all-new Euro variety caps from Celeblover
|Laura Gemser in The Dirty Seven (1,
Sandrine Kiberlain in For
|DonBun presents DVD caps
||the women of the top highbrow Aussie
dance group prance around in their bikini undies
Again from the NY Post. Geri wants her wax dummy to melt off a few pounds.
The Comedy Wire
January 6, 2002 -- Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell is telling a wax museum what
she really, really wants: a skinny replica of herself.
Halliwell, 29, formerly Ginger Spice, has had more than two sittings and isn't
satisfied with the flabby results crafted by the staff at Madame Tussaud's,
Britain's Sunday People reported. The pop star reportedly maintains that her
bottom, waist and thighs are out
"Every time she sees the work in progress, she has gone ballistic and
accused us of getting her sizes wrong," one irritated source told the
paper. "Geri says that we are making her look fatter than she is and
just isn't happy."
The waxworks company may scrap the project.
"Her constant demands for change are driving the modelmakers up the
wall," the source said.