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Junior is attending a convention, so I'm doing double-duty for a while.  

These are various and assorted, and the quality is not up to the usual standard. No actual DVD caps, but rather stuff like bootlegs and magazine scans. But better than nothing.

Carla Pavonsky in Terror Firmer

Tamara Mello in Scorpion Spring

Lucie Laurier in Stiletto Dance

Lisa Arturo in American Pie 2 (one of the "top 20 nude scenes of 2001")

Denise Faye in American Pie 2 (one of the "top 20 nude scenes of 2001")

Victoria Silvstedt paparazzi (Ok, maybe you've seen her naked before)

uno mas Victoria Silvstedt paparazzi



Article below from the NY Post.  I had heard that Halle definitely would not show her boobs in the 007 movie, but apparently, once she got started, she just can't stop.  The girls are free, and they refuse to be strapped down again!! Wonder what'll happen if she ever lands a role as a nun?

Pat Reeder, The Comedy Wire

"January 5, 2002 -- Talk about your double agents. The producers of the new James Bond flick have said the inevitable love scene in the upcoming 20th installment will feature full toplessness - a first for the super-spy film franchise. Halle Berry, who made headlines last year when she agreed to take off her top (for an additional $500,000) in the thriller "Swordfish," is considered the most likely to bare her assets in the role of villainess Jinx, according to The Times of London. Other leading ladies who have auditioned for the coveted Bond-girl role
opposite leading man Pierce Brosnan are sexy cine-siren Salma Hayek, singer Sophie Ellis Bextor and "Deep Blue Sea" star Saffron Burrows. All the prospective Bond girls who auditioned were asked to re-create the famous seduction scene from the 1963 Sean Connery classic "From Russia With Love," in which femme fatale Tatiana Romanova beds down the dapper 007 in his hotel room. EON Productions begins filming the latest episode of the ultra-lucrative spy series later this month."

"Always Outnumbered" (1998)

Always Outnumbered (1998) is an HBO drama about an ex-con and felon, Socrates Fortlow (Laurence Fishburne), trying to handle his rage and get by in an LA suburb. As the film opens, he is collecting cans and bottles, and sweeping sidewalks, in order to earn barely enough to survive. At least he is his own man, he reasons.

His goal is to get a job as a checker in a market. His circle of friends includes 

Natalie Cole, who is sweet on him, as the owner of a bus converted into a diner; his best friend Bill Cobbs, who is dying of cancer, and lives in a boarding house run by Cicely Tyson; and a young boy, Daniel Williams, who he befriends after catching him killing and trying to steal a chicken.

The story is narrated by Cobbs, and shows how Socrates copes with his own demons, and ends up helping those around him that he cares about. He developed a heart and a soul in prison, and a sense of survival, but is nothing but rough edges. The exposure comes from Crystal LaPrie, who is doing it in the bushes while young Williams is watching, and an unknown who is topless in the home of a murderer/drug dealer that Socrates and his friends tell to leave town.

IMDB readers say 7.2 of 10. The only on-line review, by James Kendrick, was rather negative, although he admitted to having watched it to the end, and enjoying it. The cast did a superb job, and Fishburne won me over early as a character to root for. I enjoyed the film very much. It had a lot of action and humor for a character driven drama. I give it a high C+.

  • Crystal La Prie (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Unknown (1, 2)

"Queer as Folk" (2000)


Queer as Folk (2000) is a Showtime adult soap centering on a bunch of gay friends. The circle also includes two lesbians, Thea Gill and Michelle Clunie, who have a baby (with a small donation of sperm from one of the gay men). The entire first season is being released in a 6 DVD set,  and I will be doing a DVD each day for 6 days. The first DVD contains the pilot (a double episode), and episode 3. 

The exposure on disk one is from the second half of the pilot, in which Gill is first seen breast-feeding, then in bed with Clunie. I will cover the main characters as the week progresses. I haven't seen enough yet to have an opinion about the overall merit of the series.


Graphic Response
This is the same picture as yesterday, but renamed so that the ever-lame Netscape can read it.
  • Julianne Moore, beautiful topless images from "The End of the Affair".

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

pictures and comments from SPAZ

1) More Godfather-related nudity. Simonetta Stefanelli (who played Michael Corleone's Sicilian bride) is nude once again in the Italian film "L'Onorata famiglia" (1973) (aka "The Big Family").

(2) Zoe Chauveau topless in the French film "Les Filles de Grenoble" (1981) aka "The Girls of Grenoble".

(3) Souad Amidou also topless in "The Girls of Grenoble".

(4) Czech-Canadian Denisa Ronzani is the unidentified topless babe in "Dangerous Attraction" (1999).

(5) Jenny Robertson gettin' it on with Tim Robbins in "Bull Durham" (1988).  She sure did not waste any time taking her clothes off for her first movie role (although she does not show very much).

(6) Karlene Crockett has a distant topless scene and a distant nude love scene in "Return" (1985) aka "Return: A Case of Possession".

Night Train to Terror. Previously done by Hankster, now re-done, properly labeled by actress.



Pirelli 2000

If you remember the 2000 Pirelli calendar, it was a frustration because it featured attractive famous women, naked, but with their heads cut off, or perhaps only a fraction of their torsos in the pictures.

BUT - and this is a pretty big deal - all of those women really were naked, and fashion TV did a special on 'The making of ..." that calendar. This is great stuff.

Helen Hunt

Adrianna Barbor and Jennifer Ryan

Dann does "The Waterdance"

  • 'Tis Pity She's a Whore (1, 2, 3)
  • He Died With His Eyes Open (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Charlotte Rampling in some of her more obscure older films

Silly Stuff

Test your Southern Heritage

"Scoop - This test really can't be researched... either you know the answers or you don't. One Yankee in my office only mustered a 10%, whereas the natives typically score around 60%. If you score over 75%, you should think about living in a trailer park with the Trans Am up on blocks. Score 3 percent per correct answer, plus one percent to start. Get out a piece of paper and write out your answers before scrollin' down. No cheatin'. Answers follow below, so don't peek....."

1. How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2. What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3. Bill Dance is good at what?
4. What university does Bill Dance root for?
5. Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8. A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
9. What is a chigger?
10. What is scrapple?
11. Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12. What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
13. What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury,
14. What's the common name for a bowfin?
15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16. Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
17. What are grits made out of?
18. Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
19. Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20. What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21. Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22. What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
23. Where would you find Vidalia County?
24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
26. How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28. What is a scuppernong?
29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30. Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
31. What color is a John Deere?
32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?

1. 7
2. 43, red and blue
3. Fishin'
4. University of Tennessee
5. University of Georgia
6. Hard peanuts
7. 283
8. French
9. A red bug (small parasite)
10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
11. Panama City, FL
12. Spanish moss
13. Evinrude
14. Mudfish
15. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
16. Hank Williams
17. Corn
18. Paul Bryant
19. Because of the pollen
20. "The Recipe"
21. Helen
22. WSM
23. Georgia
24. Calf roping
25. Mandolin
26. 5
27. The same thing
28. A wild grape
29. Yes
30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog
31. Green
32. Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
33. Tobacco

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