Members' Bonus - Universal Soldier: the frigging return

a I can't believe I sat through another Van Damme movie. OK, it was in Fast Forward, which meant I didn't have to listen to him, but I still saw it all. There are some things man was not meant to see. Like Universal Soldier: the Return. I only did it because I have to. After all, it's kind of my responsibility to look at new releases and tell you if either the movie or the nudity is worth your effort. It isn't. All the stars kept their clothing on. Even Van Damme stayed dressed, so I got nothing for my male page either. I did get these six frames of strippers, but they are just background players and there bods are mostly man-made. The first two are the best.


One Fish, Two Fish
Tuna's project today is "The Corporate Ladder", featuring Abby Dalton's little girl, Kathleen Kinmont. Tuna's thumbnail report: plenty of nudity and a watchable film.

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6)

Blinky has day three of Frankie Rayder. He recommends #2 and #3

(#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9)

Jimmy the Saint
His holiness is back from a little R&R, and he has quite an excellent and rare selection.
  • I've been trying to get a print of capone for some time now, and Jimmy seems to have one. Unfortunately, his print doesn't seem to include Susan Blakely's famous open leg shot. Here she is with Big Ben
  • Blakely again, in the frames leading up to the famous beaver shot.
  • Sylvestra LaTouzel in "Between the Lines" (Full frontal)
  • posed topless of Rosemary Ferguson
  • Jenny McCrindle in "The Acid House"
  • Helena Bonham Carter in "Getting it Right"
  • Haydyn Gwynne in "Nice Work"

  • Yesterday: Marina (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

    The Page Three Gold girls today are Claire Louise from 5 December 1995 and Gillian Duxbury from 12 October 1997.

    The Page Three Bonus today is Jane Warner (#1 , #2 , #3)

    The WhyScans Bonus today is some unedited caps of All Saints. WhyScans invites you to use them for collages if you care to, because he's pressed for time. The very last one miight (or may not) have a bit of runaway nipple. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11)

    + Ever wonder what Playboy and Page Three other softcore models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. His comments:

    "Here's a bit of a counterpoint to Tuna's "Pleasure Craft" post yesterday. First that "Little Devil" Amber Newman, then Tammy Hannum shows off a bit. Both Brandy Davis as "Andrea", and Andrea Hargitay as "Andrea", are frequent magazine models, and regulars on the strip circuit. Apparently Ms. Hargitay is the granddaughter of Mickey Hargitay, one time husband of Jayne Mansfield, but she's not related to Jayne. This Brandy Davis is not to be confused with Brandi Davis, who is actually sometime Playboy model Patricia Ford."

    Amber Newman (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11) Taimie Hannum (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14) Brandy (#1, #2)

    Outstanding contribution from Arthur today. Five DVD collages of Marlee Matlin in "In her Defense". Please note that #4 is the only one which shows both her face and her breasts. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)

    FR Valentina Vargas in "The Tigress" (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)

    Members' Bonus - Stone Cold

    a Yo', crackas. This ain't really the second half as Scoopy predicted, but the second part. More to come. Lotsa cool shit in Celebrity Sleuth this month.

    Today's Jeopardy category is women named after geographical or anatomical terms or both. Example: Nashville Pussy. Never seen or heard them, but the once suga's brother play center for the T-wolves, big white boy name a Cherokee Parks. He 6'11", and Corey is 6'3" herself. I like them already, cuz on they album, "Let Them Eat Pussy", the one sugah gettin some head from a brotha, which cool. Not easy to find a bro that like tuna, so they must have auditioned extensively, which is a good idea. Corey said she came 437 times during the shoot, which is about average for my own women if I have to leave early or something.

    In my world, we got a lot of small time club groups named after geography or anatomy or both. I like K.C. Kunts, L'il Kooze, Savannah Snatch, the Vagina Cavaliers, and Charleston Clits myself, but they havin' some trouble breakin' through to the big time. Not surprisin', since Deborah Cox couldn't bring herself to say Nashville Pussy when she readin' the nominees for Best Metal Performance at the Grammys. And that from a woman herself named after a dick. When you a Cox and you can't say Pussy, maybe you got a problem. So if Deborah can't say Nashville Pussy, maybe the sista gonna throw up or something if she have to say "and the best Broadway show is Cats - oh, I can't say anything related to feline animals, hear me now?", and she really gonna shit a big brick when she have to say "K.C. Kunts". I hope she don't have to do some movie show and read out the characters in mofo'n Goldfinger. Man, them K.C. Kunts be like the Spice Girls, each one of 'em got a cute Kunt name. There's Slippery Kunt, Shavy Kunt, Scary Kunt, Smelly Kunt, an' maybe Sporty Kunt an' some others I forget.

    Here the big Nashville Pussy. She say in the magazine "we like boys who like pussies, not boys who are pussies". So I guess Uma have no worries she sneakin out with Ethan Hawke. She also say that guys always think that a 6'3" girl got a big baggy ol' pussy, but she got one like a mofo'n 12 year old. Gotta like this girl. here the other Nashville Pussy. speak a Deborah Cox, here the sista without no bra. this is Texas Terri, who shows her suga in public and sings lead for some group called Texas Terri and the Stiff Ones. Kembra Pfahler also in there somewhere. more Texas Terri Kembra Pfahler. You probably heard of The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black. I heard of em and I like they attitude, but I ain't never heard em play or sing a note. Most important thing is Kembra shaved her forehead and her suga, so no hair get in the way from any direction. Kembra Pfahler Kembra Pfahler Kembra Pfahler Madonna. She's not named after any landmarks or body parts, but everybody seen her own Cavern Madonna D'Arcy, suga singa for Smashing Pumpkins.

    More tomorrow. I gotta go now and vote in Lawdog's poll. I'm tempted to vote for Steve Forbes, because he really understands the needs of today's disaffected urban youth, but I gotta vote for Bradley. Can't pass up on a presidential candidate who can pull up for the J.


  • A bunch from Celeblover. Anica Dobra in "Rosamunde"
  • .. Anna Thalbach in "Tatort"
  • .. Barbara Auer in "Maria"
  • .. Gudrun Landgrebe in "Eine Sunde zuviel"
  • .. Iris Berben in "Das Viereck"
  • .. Joanna Bacaluso in "Das Traumschiff: Tahiti". I gather that this is the German Love Boat.
  • .. Marion Mitterhammer in "Eine Sunde zuviel"
  • .. Regina Fritsch in "Tatort"
  • .. Sophie Rois in "Doctor Knock"
  • .. Tatjana Blacher in "Reise in die Dunkelheit"
  • .. Ulrike Folkerts in "Tatort"
  • .. Veronica Ferres in "Doctor Knock"
  • One from Slarti: Julia richter in "Die Komissarin"
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