"Final Destination 2" from Tuna

Final Destination 2 (2003) is a sequel to a film I somehow missed. Had I read the critic reviews, I might have passed, as they average around 1 1/2 stars, although I didn't see one convincing argument for the low rating. IMDB readers have it at 6.4 of 10, and it grossed $46.5M US against a $25M budget, so I wasn't the only one who enjoyed this film. The premise, like the original, is that you can cheat death. When a girl with a premonition saves several people from death in a massive traffic accident, death needs to kill them anyway.

The tie-in to the first film is that each of these people had their loves saved by someone in the first film while they were still alive and shouldn't have been - not the worst premise for a horror film ever, and death is certainly a formidable foe. What made this film for me was great special effects, varied pacing, and excellent suspense. It had me on the edge of my seat for much of the running time, and the improbably methods of death often surprised me. Given that the genre demands an identifiable group, terror and suspense, they did a lot within those limitations to innovate.

Odessa Munroe flashed her breasts from the back of a motorcycle early in the film. This should appeal to all fans of the genre, and is hence a C.

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  • Odessa Monroe ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Cold Mountain (2003)

    One more try! Images still not so good, but, hey, it's Kidman.



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    Graphic Response

    Some older stuff:
    • Irčne Jacob, the French beauty topless in scenes from the 1997 movie "Incognito".
    • Kathleen Turner, topless and sweaty in one of the most widely imitated films in history, "Body Heat". In the past 20+ years it seems that just about every straight-to-vid "erotic thriller" has borrowed from this 1981 film.

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    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    Related material:

    • My capture of Muti from GR's .avi
    • My capture of Beart from GR's .avi
    • The incredibly sexy Ms. Beart naked on the cover of a French magazine


    The 2002 remake of Lustful Addiction also has three women who get down and dirty.

    Ruby Larocca plays the addict in this one. She does her supplier and then steals his stash while he sleeps it off . She leaves him a little note saying she'll pay him the next time; he leaves her one saying she's a lousy lay.  From the looks of the scene, he's right.

    The prostitute, played by Darian Caine, also does the supplier, and she does her new-found friend and love, who had been a guy in the original movie but is played by Misty Mundae in the remake.

    Casting Darian Caine as the hooker is spot-on, because she has a sexual veteran-of-many-battles look to her.  Misty as her new love interest is also a great idea, because of Ms. Mundae's waifish charm.  But we have to settle for two out of three winners because Ruby Larocca is just not that attractive and not very personable.  Oh, I imagine if you took that metal shit out of her face and just generally softened up her features, she would be nice enough looking.  But everything about her in this movie is sharp... which is good for neither the story told in the movie nor any prurient interests we might have in her nudity.  I care little for the former, a lot for the latter. 

    So in the end I have to thank the Seduction Cinema folks for digging up old treasures, remaking them and then packing the two together.  If you are a fan of exploitation cinema, this is a package worth the price of rental.


    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Cleaning up my hard drive after the holidays...

    First up, Sacha Horler: full figured Oz actress is full frontal, masturbating and having sex in "Soft Fruit" (1999). She may be big boned but in a world full of Kathy Bates clones she would be their Paris Hilton.

    Sacha Horler again: full frontal and even more sex in "Praise" (1998).

    Lynette Curran: famous Oz actress full frontal in a role she would rather forget, the first sugar girl in the sex comedy "Alvin Purple" (1973).

    Unknown: breasts and buns in the obscure Canadian slasher "Midnight Matinee" (1988). The movie was filmed on the B.C. west coast. Can anyone identify her?

    Margaret Dragu: Canadian actress full frontal in "Surfacing" (1980). But it appears she's wearing a rug down there..

    Claire Rankin: former Canadian singer in tight t-shirt in Canadian thriller "In Quiet Night" (1998). Someone get out the waterhose.

    Olivia Rosewood: Canadian actress topless in "In Quiet Night" (1998).

    Anna Bjorn: cleavage only by this Icelandic actress in the "The Sword and the Sorcerer" (1982).

    Sally Kirkland: reclining nude in an episode of "Picture Windows" (1995).

    Melissa Martin: virtual unknown actress topless in the videonasty "Video Dead" (1987).

    Scoopy: look at her official website Sadie Leblanc is definitely not the dancer but the porn actress.

    "Rated X" (2000) (TV)
    A couple of Canadian actresses have finally been identified. First of all is that Sadie Leblanc is not the "hippie girl" dancing topless on the picnic table as listed the credits, but the porn actress doing the sex scene on the rotating bed. Second is that Carolyn Goff plays an actress who's topless in one of the porn clips.

    • Sadie LeBlanc: breasts and buns having wild sex. (1, 2, 3, 4)
    • Carolyn Goff: topless.
    • Unknown: hippie girl dancing topless.

    "Ski School II" (1994)
    The actresses playing "Alex's Girls" have been sorted out.

    Senor Skin

    'Giant-breasted Lucie Laurier hauls 'em out once more for How My Mother Gave Birth to Me During Menopause
    • Lucie Laurier (1, 2, 3)


    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Today we feature Amanda Peet in "Saving Silverman". Now Amanda did not get naked in this one, but I don't think she ever looked sexier than she does here.

    Lots of teases and my favorites are the last 5 caps, where she is chained to a chair with mustard spilled on her boobs.

    Crimson Ghost
    The Ghost is a virtual newcomer compared to many of the contributors, but has rapidly become one of our stars with rare material and good quality. Keep 'em comin', oh, transparent but slightly red-tinted one.
    Athena Massey
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Robo-hooters and partial rear views in scenes from "Star Portal" (1998).

    Clare Beresford

    Unknown stripper
    (1, 2)

    Assorted topless babes in the 1990 stock-footage-filled flick, "Ultra Warrior" (1990).

    Claudia Jennings
    Janit Baldwin

    From the 1976 Drive in classic, "Gator Bait".

    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Naturally, you can't have "Gator Bait" without topless and bare bum 'caps from "Gator Bait 2"!

    Claudia Jennings
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Diane Richards
    Jennifer Burton

    Uschi Digart
    (1, 2)

    Unknowns (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Topless "Truck Stop Women". Ultra-busty pin-up Digart also goes full frontal and bares her bum.

    Elizabeth Kaitan
    (1, 2, 3)

    Toplessness and wearing Daisy Duke shorts in scenes from "Assault of the Killer Bimbos".

    Ely Pouget
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Breast and bum views from "Red Shoe Diaries" Episode "Weekend Pass".

    Ursula Andress
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The original Bond babe bares all in "Slave of the Cannibal God" (1978).

    Jane Seymour
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Taryn Power
    (1, 2)

    Two lovely ladies coming vary close to revealing some breast exposure in scenes from "Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger" (1977).

    Valerie Van Ost

    Maggie Fitzgerald
    (1, 2)

    Yup, even more 70's toplessness in scenes from "Dracula and His Brides".