|Thoughts on Boris Yeltsin's
Members' Bonus - Thomas Crown
|a||Ya' know, The Thomas Crown affair is a rarity among remakes. It is a helluva lot better than the original, which now seems really dated and possesses only a minimal plot. The remake passes quickly, and keeps you thinking about it, which is what you want from these caper flicks. Pierce Brosnan seems believable as the maverick genius. Steve McQueen - well, Steve McQueen as a financial genius is only believable if the other people on Wall Street are Mickey Rourke and Anna Nicole Smith. As for Rene Russo - right on, Rene - except for Jessica Tandy, how many actresses do their first nude scenes at such an age? Maybe there's still hope for Katherine Hepburn. One thing, though - with the massive budget they had for this film, would it have been to much to ask them to hire a golf pro for an hour to teach Brosnan a realistic gold swing? Or maybe to do the golfing scene with a body double and a different camera angle? Brosnan swings like a logger pretending to be homosexual.||a|
|One Fish, Two Fish|
|"Scoop, welcome back. This week I have
some captures of the original Catwoman, Julie Newmar. She
was the hottest of all the evil-doers on the original
"Batman" series. She was 5'11" with
37-23-37 figure and her legs were once insured for
$1,000,000. These collages are from the 1969 movie
"Mackenna's Gold". Also a collage from the best
car-wash scene of all time, Joy Harmon in 1967's
"Cool Hand Luke".
girls! Clockwise from top right: Jade, Rebekah, Jo, Abby
(#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)
The tabloid bonus today is Natalie Appleton, looking busty in a revealing blouse that looks more like a bra.
|+||Ever wonder what
Playboy and Page Three models do when not modeling for
Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is
known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo",
specializes in "outing" the harder action from
these ostensibly wholesome girls. His comments:
"Linda Lusardi was featured in Tuesday's Fun house, so I thought everyone might like another (more explicit) look at the lass"
|Here is another look at that
Australian woman's football club that posed naked for a
calendar. In this case, we have full-page scans of each
woman, listed below in order of the month they represent
on the calendar.
|Undercover||Francesca Dellera in "Capriccio" (#1, #2, #3, #4)||Uco|
Members' Bonus - Stone Cold
|a||Amazingly, Stone Cold sent in
pictures with no comments, promising the second half of
his pictures and his column tomorrow. According to S.C.,
these pictures are from the new issues of Celebrity Skin
and Celebrity Sleuth.