Thoughts on Boris Yeltsin's resignation
  • He ran Russia for all those years and he only ripped off $15 million? They should give him a medal. Except for Gorby, that must be the least ever stolen by any Russian official, let alone the head man. Now, how much do you think he really stole?
  • Yeltsin is now the only corrupt former leader not living in Miami.
  • I heard he really quit so he could have time to establish residency for his run for Senator from New York.
  • Glad to see he retired and can now relax and get drunk once in a while.
  • Seriously, Yeltsin was a strange and mediocre man, but did he have a moment in the sun or what? Remember him standing on the tank, dealing the final death-blow to Communism, and honorably defending Gorby (a guy he didn't much care for)? Yeltsin really only had the one moment, but he got more mileage out of this highlight reel than anyone I can think of, even Robert Goulet.

  • Members' Bonus - Thomas Crown

    a Ya' know, The Thomas Crown affair is a rarity among remakes. It is a helluva lot better than the original, which now seems really dated and possesses only a minimal plot. The remake passes quickly, and keeps you thinking about it, which is what you want from these caper flicks. Pierce Brosnan seems believable as the maverick genius. Steve McQueen - well, Steve McQueen as a financial genius is only believable if the other people on Wall Street are Mickey Rourke and Anna Nicole Smith. As for Rene Russo - right on, Rene - except for Jessica Tandy, how many actresses do their first nude scenes at such an age? Maybe there's still hope for Katherine Hepburn. One thing, though - with the massive budget they had for this film, would it have been to much to ask them to hire a golf pro for an hour to teach Brosnan a realistic gold swing? Or maybe to do the golfing scene with a body double and a different camera angle? Brosnan swings like a logger pretending to be homosexual.


    One Fish, Two Fish
    Tuna's project today is "Pleasure Craft", a mindless fleshathon from surrender cinema.

    Amber Newman Andrea Hargitay (#1, #2) Brandy Davis (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5) Shayna Ryan Taimie Hannum (#1, #2)

    Blinky has day two of Frankie Rayder.

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    MR. Skin
    "Scoop, welcome back. This week I have some captures of the original Catwoman, Julie Newmar. She was the hottest of all the evil-doers on the original "Batman" series. She was 5'11" with 37-23-37 figure and her legs were once insured for $1,000,000. These collages are from the 1969 movie "Mackenna's Gold". Also a collage from the best car-wash scene of all time, Joy Harmon in 1967's "Cool Hand Luke".
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  • Yesterday: Four girls! Clockwise from top right: Jade, Rebekah, Jo, Abby (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

    The tabloid bonus today is Natalie Appleton, looking busty in a revealing blouse that looks more like a bra.

    + Ever wonder what Playboy and Page Three models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. His comments:

    "Linda Lusardi was featured in Tuesday's Fun house, so I thought everyone might like another (more explicit) look at the lass"

    (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)

    The Matildas
    Here is another look at that Australian woman's football club that posed naked for a calendar. In this case, we have full-page scans of each woman, listed below in order of the month they represent on the calendar.
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  • Undercover Francesca Dellera in "Capriccio" (#1, #2, #3, #4) Uco
  • Anna Nicole Smith in "Anna Nicole Smith Exposed", a film in which she had little trouble remembering the name of her character.
  • Anna Nicole Smith
  • Ahmo Hight, also in "Anna Nicole Smith Exposed"
  • Anne Heche in "Return to Paradise"
  • Thora Birch in "American Beauty"

  • Members' Bonus - Stone Cold

    a Amazingly, Stone Cold sent in pictures with no comments, promising the second half of his pictures and his column tomorrow. According to S.C., these pictures are from the new issues of Celebrity Skin and Celebrity Sleuth.


  • Public upskirt from Eurosoftcore legend Victoria Abril
  • Three more of Mariah Carey in that see-through striped top.
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  • Charli Baltimore
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  • Foxy Brown
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  • Saffron Burrows in "The Loss of Sexual Innocence"
  • a recent picture of Cher in a see-through top
  • Penelope Cruz in "Open Your Eyes"
  • Rachel Griffiths in "Among Giants"
  • former soap star Jasmine Guy in "Kla$h"
  • Lil Kim in a see-through top
  • really large, clear version of a Rosie Perez paparazzi picture
  • female recording artist DJ Rap.
  • Two sorta poke-throughs of Shania Twain. Not much to see, but a lot by Shania's standards
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  • Rene Russo in Thomas Crown, from Verbal Kint
  • Griffin Drew in "Intimate Sessions: Lucy" (Donbun)
  • Constance Marie in "The Last Marshall" (Figgis). Obviously, the movie is on DVD, but I never heard of it.
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