The Heartbreak Kid

Here are some Blu-Ray clips from the critically reviled film. Sorry, I got the sound a hair off when I re-muxed the audio and video. It's a long, tedious process to create these, because both hi-def formats use a different container and different codecs from the old DVD standard, so one has to break them down into the separate components, then re-encode each stream, then re-mux the streams into an .avi. To make a long story short, it isn't worthwhile to go through all that for a crap film like The Heartbreak Kid, because the nudity is too dark to be worthwhile. If I had had a HD-DVD of Good Luck Chuck,  then it would have been time well spent. Oh, well, at least I've learned how to do it all now, for future use.

Malin Akerman film clip


Here are some captures. These started at 1920x1080, but the A/R was extremely wide, so the effective size was only 792 rows, not 1080. I cropped the sides since there was nothing useful there. It doesn't matter how big they are because the scenes were so dark that I had to brighten them, and when that is necessary they always end up looking look like crap, even in hi-def, except for the scene with Frank Costanza and the jumbo-tit chick. One more reason to dislike this film.

Malin Akerman

Kayla Kleevage



  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Night Train to Terror


Today we have an all "Babes in Bondage" day with not one. not two,  not three, not four, but five ladies all tied up in "Night Train To Terror. And film clips to boot!

Amy Sussman in a bikini. (Film clip)

Lisa Watkins strapped down topless and tormented by none other than "Night Courts" "Bull." Throw the book at him, "Judge."  (Film clip)

Meredith Kennedy with one exposed tit.  (Film clip)

Cute blonde Micki-Anne Corbin also topless.  (Film clip)

Wind it up with a naked unknown.  (Film clip)







Notes and collages

"The Tick"

Liz Vassey


This goofy live action TV series was cancelled halfway through it's first season. Ms, Vassey looked great at that superhero suit.







This 2007 comedy/horror film should have been titled "Cliché", since it contained every movie cliché in the book, apparently on purpose. In fact, the title does not mean what you think either; it refers to a hack movie director. Either way, and regardless of the attempt at cleverness, it's a very poor comedy, totally lame, and only a mediocre horror attempt.

A group of college students make a field trip to an island to study wildlife for extra credit. The island is managed by a married couple whose real passion is classic cinema, and the couple is constantly filming everything. Unfortunately, the studying is kept to a minimum as the group starts to die one-by-one, in classic clichéd horror movie style.

You may get a kick out of all the horror film references, but the movie itself will only provide a kick in the head. Yeah, it's pretty bad.

Danica McKellar Gabrielle Richens






Good Luck Chuck

Season 2

This is your typical romantic comedy, just that they added lots of sex, to make it "different". I like the nudity but the movie is just not that good. Dane Cook is a funny man, but here he just looks like an ass. He should have looked for a better script.


Yasmine Vox


Viviana Dal Cengio


Victoria Bidewell


Susan McClellan


Simone Bailly


Michelle Andrew


Kari-Ann Wood


Jessica Olafson


Jessica Alba


Eliza Bayne


Chelan Simmons


Carrie Fleming


Annie Wood







A film clip of Angie Dickinson in Point Blank (sample right)

More Kelly Brook paparazzi - topless, this time


Linda Hamilton in Black Moon Rising
The paparazzi catch Abi Titmuss pulling a Britney
A film clip of Nicolette Sheridan on St Barts

Charlotte Lucas in Midsomer Murders. Hot off the British Telly from this long-running series. Just aired New Year's Day.