• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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"The Sopranos"



Tone Christensen

The caps for this week are from 2009.

Today's teaser:

High School Party Girls

High School Party Girls aka Hooking Up (2009) has a number of partially dressed women and even the occasional breast.

The women are:

Alison Whitney

Allyson Munoz

Leah Viens-Gordon

Michelle DiBenedetti

A couple not identified


Two Jacks


Two Jacks is a satire loosely based on a Tolstoy tale about a father and son travelling down the same path. Twenty years ago, Jack Hussar Sr (Danny Huston) is a renowned director who returns to Los Angeles on the verge of being yesterday's man. He is recognised at the airport by wannabe producer Brad (Dave Pressler) who helps him get settled in town, except the welcome mat has being removed and Jack Sr is leaning on Brad. Brad invites Jack to a Hollywood party where he becomes enchanted by Dianna (Sienna Miller), who just happens to be Brad's sister. After making love to her, he moves on to the next party and scams studio boss Lorenzo (Richard Portnow), but he can't get Dianna out of his mind. In the present, Dianna's (now Jacqueline Bisset) daughter Lily (Rosie Fellner) is excited at meeting up and coming director JacK Hussar Jnr (son of Danny, Jack Huston) who is in town trying to get his new film ready with Paul (Guy Burnet). Unhappy with his hotel room, Lily invites Jack and Paul to live in their large house. Lily falls for Jack, but in a meeting with studio boss Lorenzo, he introduces Jack to his girl Laura (Scarlett Kapella), who he wants in Jack's movie. After telling him not to touch Laura, in a subsequent meeting Jack and Laura have drunken sex in public and get arrested, which causes Lily to be heartbroken.

Director Bernard Rose (Snuff-Movie, Ivansxtc, The Kreutzer Sonata in his digital period) is a tough sell at the best of times. He makes improvised digital features that are usually very talky and border on pretentious, if not completely overstepping that border. Two Jacks is no exception, featuring two stories that don't really go anywhere and there's a lot of Hollywood insider talk which gets annoying after a while. I don't mind Two Jacks, particularly the Danny Huston part of the movie, but there are frustratingly underdeveloped moments that could being expanded, particularly the Jack Sr and Dianna relationship.

Sienna Miller film clip (collages below)

Scarlett Kapella film clip (sample below)

TV/Film Clips

The women of Don Jon (2013) in 1080p

Scarlett Johansson is not naked, but she's still Scarlett Johansson

Kayden Kross

Tori Black


Oldboy (2013) is now out in cam form. Nice nude scene from Elizabeth Olsen

Brie Larson in The Spectacular Now (2013) in 720p (It could be a body double)

Norma Ruiz and Salome Jimenez in Tension Sexual No Resuelta (2010)

Sandra Speichert in Collection Fred Vargas (s1e1) in 1080p from 2008

Rachel McAdams and Lori Hallier in My Name Is Tanino (2002)

Angelika Waller in Abschied vom Frieden (1979)

Lynne Frederick in Schizo (1976)


Swedish model Tuuli Shipster