Uncle Scoopy
I have been a loyal member of your site for over a year now, and frequently prior to that.  I remember a movie called Zuppa di pesce from 1992.  There is a wonderful shower scene, and later a scene with her drunk on the beach swimming and then having sex.  I have enjoyed Chiara Caselli's petite body and especially her breasts, small with small areolas.  I would love to see these clips again.  Do you know where to find them?  These clips are by far the best nude clips she ever did.  I so hope you can find them!!!


Scoop's note:

Gold star for you! Great scenes. Unfortunately, the film only seems to be available on video tape, but even that looks pretty good. Here are the scenes

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


Manon of the Spring


Screen nudity all-star Emmanuelle Beart - young and naked in 1080p film clips


Happy Holidays.  Thought it time to wrap up a long project. 

The video is called and it is a faux documentary of a bunch of comely lasses getting together to start a softcore nekkid website. Throughout the video they maintain the fiction of a documentary by showing us that other cameras are filming the same scene and by doing the interview thing.  No problem with that because, in the end, you more than sorta get what you came for in this fine, fine cinematic achievement.  There are nekkid gals, more than a dozen of em, and they get nekkid for minutes on end. 

The five stars of the show include some veterans and two newcomers.  Two of the veterans are Nicole Martiano (aka Nicole Marciano, Penthouse Pet of the Month for January 2000) and Zoe Paul, who was a model for the Hefmag about a dozen times over the years.  I have sent along a picture from Nicole's Penthouse feature.  She wound up posing for many magazines and websites; if you Google her name you will find she even did some hardcore work for a fetish site or two.  The other veteran is Brandy Miller; she sheds her clothes most often in this video, as she was wont to do in several straight to video releases in the late 1990's.  And then there Karen Chasen, a real cutie, and Laurel Dunne (who has the look and after-market equipment of a stripper) are one-time wonders who complete the quintet.  All but Laurel appear in nekkid scenes during the video; then in the bonus features are separate photoshoots for each of the five and finally the longest scene by far (some ten minutes) has all five of them posing together.  In that prolonged photoshoot you come to appreciate just how good Zoe Paul was at her job.  She makes the camera love her.

Along the way, playing women who pose for the website, are the following: 1) veteran B movie star, Susan Hale; 2) One-time wonder, who calls herself Alice Inchains, and does two lesbian scenes with Brandy Miller; 3) Two models credited as Andrea Kovacs and Karry Brown. They are credited as "nearly nude models" or some such but Andrea gives us a fine view of the holiest of holies and the adjacent territory.  Funny and confusing thing about Andrea is she is a pornstar who performed with the name, Allyson Chaines; so this movie has two women who did or would use the same semi-clever nom de porn; 4) A whole lotta unnamed women who were interviewed or posed at some time during the video.  One of them is recognizable as Katie Lohmann - she would go on to be Hefmate of the month for April 2001. The others are unknown to me, although one (who I labeled model 1) is gorgeous.  IMDB also tells us that scream queen Victoria De Mare is somewhere in this movie ...

this woman ...

but I'll be darned if I could find her.  Finally, two anonymous strippers shed their clothes.

That's the sum total of the bare breasts and bums (and a very occasional full-frontal) in this Lawrence of Arabia of soft-core porn website mockumentaries.  The producers aimed for a special target and hit it dead in the center.

TODAY: part 8 of many: Laurel Dunne


Umbrella Woman


Another Aussie classic:
The Umbrella Woman is a 1987 melodrama about a loving couple who's marriage is about to go through hell in the 1930s. Marge (Rachel Ward) aka The Umbrella Woman is a local midwife and Sonny (Bryan Brown), a lumberjack, are very much in love with each other, but then Sonny brings his troubled brother Sugar (Steven Vidler) into their home. Sugar takes a shine to Marge and she sees this and cheekily suggest that they have sex, which Sonny allows. After an incident where Sugar blurts out that he's seen Marge naked, word starts to get around about the three. Then new barkeep Neville (Sam Neill), a furious womaniser, arrives and spies Marge and attempts to get with her, she rejects him and Neville tells her that's the only chance she will get with him. This sets off Marge, who completely loses herself and desperately wants to get with Neville, who's too busy getting with other woman in the town. Marge then leaves Sonny in one final desperate attempt to get Neville, but this is going to end badly. A solid if a tad frustrating melodrama that is well acted by the main cast, but Bryan Brown's character is such a wuss and I can't believe the things he lets Marge do, only to continually take her back. Mmm, I'm a bit mixed about the film to be honest.
The nudity comes from Susan Lyons


Film Clips

Claire Keim in Jusqu'au bout du monde (2012) in 1080p

Alicia Vikander in The Crown Jewels (2011) in 1080p

Jessica Liedberg, Ola Rapace, and Anja Lundkvist in Tillsammans (2000)


Some collages of Susan Strasberg from internet legend Zononon Zor

This picture of Emma Watson is a fake, but a funny idea