Annual "Best Nude Scenes" Poll

I wanted to get the poll results online on January 1, as per tradition, but I'm just going to delay the process until we have enough evidence to evaluate Carey Mulligan and Rooney Mara. I can't see any harm in holding it off.


"Over the holidays (and I don't remember which day, sorry), there was a video link to Carlee Baker in "Wicked Lake," but it's not her.  It's Robin Sydney."

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Most of today's clips come from obscure European films if the previous century, and the quality is not especially good. On the one hand, that's a niche offering; but on the other hand, it demonstrates the true marvel of the internet: if an Italian or Swedish TV station digs an obscure tape out of its archives and broadcasts it, the whole world sees it within 24 hours.

And, more important, we get to see the naughty bits.

In some ways the current world is worse than the one I grew up in, but in terms of the sharing of information and knowledge, this new world is a dream come true.

The women of Chiavi in Mano (1996)

Angela Cavagna

Cinzia Roccaforte

Ramona Badescu

Marie Richardsson in Telegrafisten (1993)

Jodie Foster in Backtrack (1990)

Kelly Preston in Secret Admirer (1985) in 1080p

The women of Mani di Fata (1983)

Elena Mazza

Eleonora Giorgi

Miou-Miou in Marcia Trionfale (1976)

The women of Il Letto in Piazza (1975)

Cinzia Romanazzi

Paola D'Egidio

Sherry Buchanan

Patrizia Webley

Rita Silva

Loretta Persichetti

The women of Servo Suo (1973)

Carla Mancini

Paola Senatore


The Cameron Diaz body style may not be your cup of tea, but nobody keeps in in better condition than CD. She turns 40 this summer, but you'd never know it from the rear view.

Charlotte Salt in an episode of Bedlam

Madison Bauer in Deep in the Valley (2009)

Jessica Hall in Deep in the Valley

Christine Nguyen in Deep in the Valley

Annie Huntley finds her own private Brinkley in Deep in the Valley