Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2005
Now that they've spread out all the bowl games, the
annual list of nude scenes is the only New Year's tradition really
I guess Brittany Daniel must have known the
competition was stiff in 2005, so she postponed her big nude scene
until the New Year. (The actual street date is January 10). Here she is in Rampage, the latest take on the
Hillside Strangler affair. The caps are taken from these two DIVX
2). WARNING: the second clip is 28 meg, a monster for those of you without broadband.
Paris Hilton Digging for Crabs
Ricky Martin is absolutely not gay. Not even a little bit.
According to News of the World:
"SUPERSTARS Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting a
'Sir' Tom Jones - Welsh Pop Star Knighted (Actual
name: Sir Thomas Woodward)
Top 20 Public Domain Movie Torrents
Sports Illustrated Pictures Of The Year
Daily Box Office - Friday, December 30, 2005
- No surprises. With no new releases this week, it's
just more of the same. Narnia is back on top of Kong,
but just barely
- Munich is the highest in terms of revenues per
The Dirty Dozen: The Twelve Worst-Reviewed Films of 2005
- There were 32 films which received fewer than 10%
positive reviews, per RT
- Forty films had a Metacritic score below 32/100
(Equal to worse than one and a quarter stars out of
- 35 films were rated below 3.7 at IMDB
- Twelve films appeared on all three lists, and they
are summarized on the linked chart.
- There was no consensus this year, unlike last year,
which saw Superbabies crawl away from the competition.
- According to RT, the worst-reviewed film of the year
was King's Ransom, which received no good reviews at all
out of 42. Running neck and neck with it was Alone in
the Dark, with 1% positive reviews out of 111.
- According to Metacritic, the worst reviews belonged
to David DeFalco's Chaos, with an impressive average
score of 3/100!
- According to IMDb voters, the worst film of the year
was In The Mix, which is currently sporting an 1.5
- In comparing all three lists, I concluded that the
consensus "winner" was Ewe Boll's
Alone in the Dark, followed by King's Ransom and
Son of the Mask.
- I was very fortunate this year. The only one of the
twelve I had to watch was Dirty Love.
The Onion's Ten Best of 2005
Viral Video: The 10 Best of 2005
retroCRUSH: The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2005
Tom Cruise Voted "Most Irritating Star Of All Time"
- More annoying than Julia Roberts, Ben Affleck, or
James Spader? Come now. Cruise is only annoying off
screen, and I never see that anyway.
Laura Bush is significantly more popular than her husband.
- Of course, the importance of that accomplishment is
diminished somewhat by the fact that Charles Manson and
Carrot Top are also more popular than the President.
Naked women. The most important New Year's tradition of
PC Christmas Carol for Next Year: Unisex-Name the Colored
Scientists Discover Most Boring Substance Ever
- Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with Al Franken
The Worst Gifts of 2005
- My First Deep Fryer
- Betsy Crapsy
- Chevy Chase Show DVD Boxed Set
Dick Clark 'Not 100%' as Clock Is Ticking
"A rash of stolen toilets in Jacksonville has city police
thinking the previously unthinkable: Serial toilet thief
on the loose."
RIAA lawyers bully witnesses into perjury
- This is scary. When caught in the act, the lawyer
who suborned perjury said, "It didn't matter, someone is
going to be responsible and someone is going to have to
pay." Then the lawyer threatened that unless the
defendant paid $4,000.00 immediately, his client
authorized him to conduct extensive discovery which
would only increase the amount that he would eventually
- Translated out of lawyer talk, he said, "You have
caught me committing s serious crime which should get me
disbarred and possibly even have to face prison time. To
punish you, my client will sue you for far more." Nice
Previously unknown Windows security flaw is 'severe'
Recording Industry vs The People: Programmer Challenges
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
Hotel Exotica (1998) -- What do you get when you take all of the simulated sex and most of the nudity out of a soft core? Hotel Exotica. This film is supposed to run 88 minutes, but this "Directors Cut" DVD version is only 71 minutes. So what was in the additional 17 minutes? All of the simulated sex, including a purportedly sizzling girl/girl scene between Ahmo Hight and Taylor St. Claire, and most of the nudity. Ahmo Hight, Landon Hall and Gal Lawrence show breasts and buns, and Nikki Fritz, in a 9 second scene probably recycled from another film, shows breasts.
After this castration, the film is mostly very boring relationship talk. Hall is the unsatisfied wife of a workaholic lawyer. In hopes of revitalizing their relationship, she books a weekend at the Hotel Exotica. When he bows out, she goes anyway, taking her sister, Ahmo Hight, who has just discovered her boyfriend cheating with Nikki Fritz. Her husband and his partner show up after all when the client they were working hard for drops them. Eventually, Hall and her hubby get together, and Hight and the partner become an item. Taylor St. Claire plays the resident psychic, but all of her nudity was cut. Gal Lawrence, as the hostess fo the hotel, does a mild dom thing with the partner.
IMDb readers have this at 4.1, but some of the higher scores came from people who viewed the uncut version rather than the DVD director's cut. It is easy to see from the comments which version each person watched. The only reviewer also despises this version. The transfer is clearly done from a VHS version, and is grainy and mushy. Avoid this at all costs. E.
First of all I wish our founding father, Uncle Scoopy, his gang and of course each and every one of you a Happy New Year.
And let us start 2006 with a Fun House regular of whom we've hadn't clips
before, if my memory serves me right. Asia Argento is no stranger to this page
and today we'll uncover her in 10 clips from B. Monkey (1998). If you download
all the clips you'll get more about 7 minutes of Asia in various degrees of
If you want to know more about this movie, please read Scoop's review in the
Hollywood Sins (2000) is an exuberant erotic drama
with more than a little to entertain. I will get to
the details tomorrow. But for now let us consider she
who is somtimes known as Mia Zottoli, other times as
Ava Lake, occasionally as just plain Mia, once as Ava
Niche (apparently to fill a niche market) and twice as
Phyllisha. IMDb has her in 36 movies of one sort or
another, a few videotapes and several titty-cable
There is no rhyme and no reason to Mia’s change of
names. She started out in 1997 as Mia but broke out
with a vengeance in 1999 with at least seven
direct-to-video productions. Sometimes she was still
Mia but sometime in 1999 she took on the name of Ava
Lake. In all the 1999 productions (e.g. Forbidden
Highway, Carnal Desire and Hot Club California) and in
several dated 2000 (Diary of Lust and Hollywood Sins)
she sported a nice, natural body. Mia has long legs,
narrow hips and killer abs. She once had hooties that
were not Jennifer Connely’s, to say the least, but
were just fine thank you. But starting with Last Lane
to Vegas (2000) and for productions thereafter Mia
displayed an enhanced superstructure. Enhanced in
terms of size. Quality is another question.
In Mia’s career she has played a stripper a half-dozen
times, done at least that number of lesbo scenes and
sport-humped her way through one picture after
another. I more than sorta like her. When her hair
was long her large eyes and athletic figure made for
some impressive scenery. Nowhere is that truer than
in Hollywood Sins. She is at her most attractive in
this movie, and for that reason I capped the living
bejeebers out of her scenes...two sport-humpin with a
guy, one muff-diving with Kim Dawson and one
post-coital scene in which she wander around fully
frontally nekkid. Good stuff.
There is one interview of Mia online in which the one
critical question (Why the name changes, dearie?) was
never asked. One very good question was asked-- does
she feel the competition for screen time and extreme
body exposure that has happened with the introduction
of so many pornstars in erotic movies? Her claim is
that she feels no competition because she is moving on
to other, more mainstream adventures. Uh huh. She
was in nothing last year and except for an episode of
Boston Public in 2001, when she played a stripper,
there is not much sign of movement to anything outside
DTV and titty cable erotic productions. She might
have also reminded the questioner of her performance
in Hollywood Sins, because in this movie Mia shows
absolutely, positively everything. The gynocam comes
out a couple of times. She are talking legs spread
mighty wide. Even the protocam makes an appearance as
Mia’s boyfriend grabs her cheeks and spreads em. Not
one inch left covered and unexposed.
Well, because Mia looks as good as she ever would in
this movie and because she gives up such major goodies
I grabbed over 200 frames and put the best of em
together in 23 collages. Took me forever. Kinda
worth it, though.
'Caps and comments by Dann:
France's strange 2002 drama/romance with a touch of fantasy/Sci-Fi requires some patience of the viewer as it plods in parts, but your patience will be rewarded with a very different and mostly interesting movie.
Graham suffers from recurring memory loss. He may remember you for an hour or so, sometimes longer, but he most likely won't know you tomorrow. He doesn't recognize his wife, son, or best friend, except as entries in a notebook he keeps with him to define his identity. Since he can't remember his family, he lives alone.
Graham works as a photocopy clerk for a conniving female boss who uses his problem to have sex with him every day. Of course, he never remembers it. A newly employed young woman falls in love with Graham, but she is confronted with having to conquer him anew each day. To cope, she'll have to remember for both of them.
An interesting if slow-paced movie, with a slightly twisty ending.
From Starbase...here is Canadian babe Brigitte Bako baring breasts, a hint of pubes and gettin' freaky with a snake in scenes from 1993's "Dark Tide".
The Skin-meister helps us kick off the New Year with Catherine Hicks showing just a bit of nipple in scenes from "Eight Days a Week" (1997).
Most Fun Housers probably know her best from "Star Trek IV", or as the Mom on the long running WB series, "7th Heaven".